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No. 583165 [Reply]

So when a convicted pedophile client told me, “nothing gets me going like a pair of little girl’s worn panties”, you better believe I judged the fuck out of him. I continued to work with him and I treated him with compassion and respect because he’s a human being worthy of both; I did my job because I’m a professional. But I can’t honestly say that I didn’t judge him. I judged that he should never be around children. I judged that he is not yet ready for change. I judged that his access to his own daughter should be closely supervised. That’s a lot of judgements.
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No.583340

>>583337
Then you eat it anyway

No.583341

once sister asked do you want to go to wendys asked her why and then she left without me

No.583700

>>583337
im twig im never NOT hungry skip most meals because im gaming hard

No.586674

PEDO PEDO

No.586691

Got a question, so when someone is on trial for CP, do they make the jury watch it? What if it's for XX counts or charges or whatever of possession? They gotta watch every single one?



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No. 574216 [Reply]

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
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No.574293

I wear mine because women swarm and harrass me because of my chiseled chad face

No.574298

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*ahem*
STOLEN THREAD

No.574302

>>574298
Deal with it cuck

No.574304

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>>574298
i took the screenshot and made the post myself

No.586675

had to get my fingerprints taken and the girl who touched my hands to take them had soft warm hands but a lot of gross tattoos on them, and was wearing a mask

think thats the first time i've held hands with a girl in 30 years but it would have been nice to see her face



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No. 586655 [Reply]

mom is getting on my nerves because she keeps slapping my erect penis around
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No.586659

FuNnY fACe

No.586661

having a jo

No.586662

le sion face

No.586671

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No.586672

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The first VC game is probably in my top 3 jrpgs



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No. 586582 [Reply]

I have ZERO IDEA how to talk to women in a romantic way.
I mean, zero.
I never cared about that shit when I was a kid. All I did was play videogames and watch TV and anime. I never cared about romance.
Now I'm like a baby in a crowd full of adults when it comes to romance. I spill my spaghetti constantly. Women have told me I "reek of virginity" aka obviously have no experience
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No.586601

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>One chance at life
>Doomed to die alone because I was born a nice guy

No.586625

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>>586601
ur not nice though

No.586640

girls only give their pussers to dominant assholes like henri

No.586651

almost everyone on ota is nice

No.586663

all the nice otagirl posters



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No. 586581 [Reply]

Selfie for the SHABs
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No.586604

is it steaming or smoking

No.586610

Um where did the himaturd infestation scurry off to I got bored after page 5

No.586618

>>586604
always has been smoking

No.586619

ignore that raidteen

No.586652

I be BlAzing it up broski



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No. 535779 [Reply]

ᗪㄩᗪ乇 ᐯ卂卩ㄖ尺山卂ᐯ乇 ㄥ爪卂ㄖ
dude japanese widefont lmao
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No.535789

>>535779
is she a squid or is she a kid?

No.535800

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the Nagatoro OP imagery makes me feel vaporwavy

No.535868

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No.563110

rofl
lol
I am an incomparable homo
lmfao

No.586650

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No. 586600 [Reply]

All of your acquaintances and friends are having sex.
That girl who usually talks about the world with an innocent face is also having sex.
That beautiful woman you have a crush on is also having sex.
If you have a daughter or older sister or younger sister of that age and they are not at home right now, they are definitely having sex.
That girl who broke up with you is also doing what you did to her, but another man.
Your future lover or marriage partner is right now, now crying out over a different man penis.

No.586602

>That girl who broke up with you is also doing what you did to her, but another man.
yeah im down bad fr fam 2 weeks widout pussy really does something to a mfer brain u kno Please forgive my rudeness

No.586617

never felt attraction towards any woman



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No. 586577 [Reply]

how THE FUCK did they get away with 25min of this

It should've been longer, at least an hour!

No.586578

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>Dragonball Z

I too am from Latin America, amigo.

No.586579

break that bitch in half!

No.586580

wow he is literally me…

No.586603

he's just like me



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No. 586491 [Reply]

This is me.
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No.586571

NOThin rights you can say it if you want but its offensive if youre NOT black and you use the n word its probably because youre racist

No.586573

>>586571
Well no because it's all a lie. Everyone always has different opinions on who can say it. From that notion alone we can impose that no one actually cares and you shouldn't believe the hype. Was it racist when Eminem said it? It's all a lie and a grab for power by bullying dissenters.

No.586587

dont know what context eminem said the n word in but i assume since he is left leaning politically and probably said it in the context of hip hop music that most black people wouldnt find it offensive but again i dont know

No.586590

So saying buddy is about context? THat's clearly false.

No.586594

pussy ass niggas



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No. 586528 [Reply]

Last night a guy said the thing about him disliking women but that I really hate women.
There is no greater compliment and I will continue to work tirelessly for the dream of a brighter world where women are beaten and forced out into the streets where they are tossed into pits and burned alive.
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No.586566

tight fannies

No.586567

train rights

No.586568

train's lights

No.586572

A girl was looking at me and I was scared so I pretended to keep looking at the tv then I saw myself in a mirror later and my penis was showing through my pants because my underwear wasn't tight enough so she probably thinks I'm some sort of pervert which I might be on a very small scale because she was lying down later with her boobies exposed from the top and it was distracting I wish I was more like whatmin

No.586575

>>586572
Next time look her in the eye. Ask her if, "You want to see my cock?"
If she says yes, then whip out your cock and start spinning it like a a helicopter in her face!



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No. 586496 [Reply]

*beep* *beep*
get in
im taking u 2 da bar

No.586497

who homu here

No.586503

the zun bar!



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No. 537810 [Reply]

Let me sum up Square Enix's E3 presentation for those of you who missed it

25 minutes of a Marvel game

Literally (not figuratively) 30 seconds of an FF 1-6 "pixel remaster" for Steam and iOS/Android

25 minutes of Marvel again

10 seconds of the Nier mobile game

5 minutes of Babylon's Fall first gameplay, which looked surprisingly bad for a Platinum Game's game.

10 minutes of a Final Fantasy 1 remake where you KILL CHAOS UGHHH I HATE CHAOS, looked okay I guess.
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No.537958

cant wait to play some smtv

No.537960

>>537930
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No.546135

Why does Enix own an entire building? Are they making money off of renting out to small businesses?
Also what is the state of their manga publication these days?

No.586182

design coco is developing a 1:1 scale model of 2b

No.586484

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