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No. 432872 [Reply]

Would you marry a dork?
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No.432894

Guys, don't post butts when talking about marriage. We have to prove that boys are above that.

No.432895

>>432894
If I'm ever gonna marry a girl it would only be because of her big butt

No.432920

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Would rather put my dick in PREDICTABLE.

No.432923

would u cum a baby boy

No.432924

I'm cum a /ota/!



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No. 432912 [Reply]

I was a diversity hire
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No.432918

norms yuck

No.432919

I was hired because I blend in with the locals

No.432921

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>>432918

gotta be norm sometimes

No.432922

>>432921
No you don’t when do you ever have to be a norm

No.432929

sigh turt…



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No. 432896 [Reply]

Sometimes I make some non-2D threads knowning Otamin will move them to /ghost/, but I always wonder what was his reaction when he saw the thread. I think he smiles and just move them because of the common /jp/ law even though he thinks they are funny.

I will never know if he actullaly like them. That sucks.
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No.432898

Thought that was Rin for a second.

No.432899

>>432897
You don't know the oatman.

No.432900

poopmin loves in cel threads

No.432910

>>432900
I don't make them, I'm talking about plain funpost threads.

No.432911

>>432898
They're both boys



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No. 426980 [Reply]

I wish I was You's girlfriend.
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No.427011

>>426988
>>426990
Put your trip on, Riko.

No.432693

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>>426984
I wish I was with You.

No.432845

Who? Me?

No.432886


No.432887

I'm dead I think.



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No. 432883 [Reply]

Sometimes I fantasize about being the only man left on Earth, and then having endless amounts of females who want to have sex with me to repopulate the Earth.

I wouldn't have sex with anyone but whites though. I'd feel bad about the Asians dying off but I'd only make hapas so I couldn't save them anyway. Maybe I'd create a race of Japanese hapas.

>implying I'd get assassinated

I'd have a huge security force and live in a palace and have someone test all food I eat for poison.

Anyone else know this feel?

No.432884

go back to mero

No.432885

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I'd probably still be lncel and the women of this species would gladly welcome extinction before considering me as a mate



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No. 430795 [Reply]

Phew glad thats over
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No.432064

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No.432068

>>432062
>Life is precious

Uh no it isn't there are billions of them

No.432069

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So many problems we face today could be solved with a sharp population decline but nobody wants to consider it.

If an individual is considered part of nature then is it considered a natural disaster if a widespread calamity erupts by their hand?

No.432070

>>432069
so noble of you to volunteer to be the first

No.432878

get me out of here fuck



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No. 432779 [Reply]

I'm in an endless cycle of desperation. I've searched for the meaning of my life for 3 years and found out nothing. Is there meaning to be had? I needed to socialize more in college. Now I block out any chance of meaningful human contact because I feel it's too late. How am I supposed to find my way in isolation? I ask myself this every day and yet I'm content to use MMOs to zombify my mind. I fear that my husk will wander for decades without improving, like a crackaddict buddy. Is there any meaning for me? Or am I going to keep using grinding and memetics til the day I die?
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No.432831

>>432828
How do you know my age? Stop being a creep.

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No.432836

>>432830
Hes otas version of pnig

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No.432871

i'm really proud at how much you've grown



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No. 432848 [Reply]

This is more my parent's fault than my fault but I started jacking off when I was really young. I guess my parents didn't want to tell me to stop so they gave me stipulations as to when I could jerk off or else I'd get in trouble. I could only jerk off in bed before I was going to sleep or under my blanket so nobody would see me. They told me it turned me invisible and I believed them so I would be in the living room under the blanket just going to town on my tiny dick for the whole afternoon. My Mom would sometimes comment that I should go outside or dinner was almost ready and I wouldn't respond because I legit thought I was "invisible" and would keep jerking off. Sometimes she would ask what I was doing and I would say I was reading or drawing or something when it would be very fucking clear I was jacking off under the blanket and actually not invisible.

No.432857

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Didn't figure out how to jerk off until i was 18

No.432858

>>432857
Why are you so stunted?

No.432859

>>432857
That's probably a good thing. I also learned to masturbate before I could cum just like OP did but I always did it by rubbing up against stuff and never naked so I would hump my bed and pillows.

No.432867

When I was 9 I stayed home from school, and I saw a masturbating robot on TV. I copied it and I came, that was the first time I ever jacked off.

Before that I used to think about kissing girls all day, now I never think about kissing girls.

No.432870

>>432857
So last year?



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No. 432861 [Reply]

Tell me ota, tell me why was shibafu crucified.
Is it for this that Naka was scrapped?
If it wasn't for the Chinks being so good at drawing ships, the yards would still be open on DMM.
And it can't be much fun for them under communist leadership, with all their workers committing suicide.
What have we done? Ota, what have we done?

Should we shout? Should we scream?
What happened to the KanColle dream?

No.432864

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Japanese own fault for treating it like a Japanese property.



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No. 432802 [Reply]

choose

No.432803

Delete this image before a girl sees it, or she might think boys are pervs.

No.432806

ugh boys

No.432820

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Mio.
Now where's the guide to Aqours butts?

No.432833

Yui or Mugi.

No.432835

>>432820
Pervert.



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No. 432807 [Reply]

>ota
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No.432813

love stinky big boobs

No.432823

they don't stink idiots

No.432825

>>432823
Dont virg shame me norm

No.432826

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>>432823
Uhh wanna bet?

No.432829

THEY DON'T STINK



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No. 418740 [Reply]

>Lobby: 100% QA
>PW: 1% fun

First sugu to roll a 6 attack against me gets kicked.

Poor nocoiners can listen to the new voices in the stream:
https://Auschwitz/twitch/
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No.432699

up

No.432770

T is lonely again

No.432796

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>>432770
I'm not even doing these bumps, idiot.

No.432799

>>432796
Uhhh you just bumped it idiot

No.432824

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