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No. 589341 [Reply]

Aaahhh~ N-not there please! You're too big it hurts…nooo don't you know I'm a virgin? I feel all warm and weird from your thing…I don't think I can last much longer ahh~
You better take responsibility after this anon.
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No.589346

saw a rly cute boy the other day and wanted to to do this with him :(

No.589350

>>589349
You actually read it? You're meant to just post the memes and repeat shit you've read off of a wiki to act like you have read it.

No.589356

>>589351
They should be thrown in the kuso pit with sudos to fed on.

No.589357

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No.589371

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Know the difference between dating a woman vs a shota.

Woman:
They're slutty and will cheat
They end up being loose
Won't game with you
Think your hobbies are creepy
Won't suck your dick
Demands your money
Is entitled
Lazy

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No. 589204 [Reply]

Passover is coming up on the night of April 5th. (Hebrew biblical days start and end at nightfall)

It starts the night of April 5th, in which a feast of a sacrificial lamb, bitter herbs, and unleavened bread is eaten. Leaven and leavened products are not allowed and supposed to be cleared from your house.

Starting from the night of April 6th, until the night of April 12th, you only eat unleavened bread. This is a symbolic show to God, it is the "bread of affliction", it is the food of the poor, and those in a hurry who have no time to rest, just as the Hebrews led out of slavery in Egypt by God's hand.

On the day of April 13th, a congregation/church service is held.

These are the rules laid out in Exodus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. friends over time through oral traditions added to these, such as "drink 4 cups of wine" on the first feast.

Christians believe Jesus is the sacrificial lamb who takes away sin, as a replacement for the ritual sacrifices done in temple times. Modern day friends don't sacrifice animals through various logic, one being they don't have a temple anymore.

Anyway I plan to only eat unleavened bread for 7 days.
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No.589255

remember there was a warosu post that explained all of it but im not sure i would bother posting on spinoffs if i hadnt been for the past decade anyways

No.589267

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“So they trust in the deity of the Old Testament, an incontinent dotard who soiled Himself and the universe with his corruption, a low-budget divinity passing itself off as the genuine article. (Ask the Gnostics.) They trust in Jesus Christ, a historical cipher stitched together like Frankenstein's monster out of parts robbed from the graves of messiahs dead and buried - a savior on a stick. They trust in the virgin-pimping Allah and his Drum Major Mohammed, a prophet-come-lately who pioneered a new genus of humbuggery for an emerging market of believers that was not being adequately served by existing religious products. They trust in anything that authenticates their importance as persons, tribes, societies, and particularly as a species that will endure in this world and perhaps in an afterworld that may be uncertain in its reality and unclear in its layout, but which states their craving for values "not of this earth" - that depressing, meaningless place their consciousness must sidestep every day.”

-Otamin

No.589355

Amazing. The bus driver decided to not stop even though he clearly saw me waiting for the bus. Mothefucker.

No.589358

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got a hankering for some migoreng but dont have any

No.589367

>>589355
the bus drivers never stop for me because of my face bones



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No. 589270 [Reply]

I witnessed two different goofball norms try and seduce a foid in the span of 10 minutes.
I guess when every day the average foid is showered with compliments and gifts and offers of romance and sexual pleasures it's no wonder they get messed up in the head.
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No.589296

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Never been rejected by a woman I may be something of a Chad to you guys

No.589297

>>589292
they are automatons they don't feel anything.

No.589339

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I get called “slick dick nick" a lot by black dudes at work hope it means Im cool black people are weird

No.589340

>>589339
my friend loved this anime and all the yuri pairings in it

No.589345

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No. 589315 [Reply]

Well edited Evangelion AMV

https://youtu.be/CwoYwKFyP_w
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No.589335

what makes you think you can just come here and post asuka's uncensored 14 year old tits

No.589338

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No. 589013 [Reply]

everyone here talks like a bot

No.589015

otas basilisk

No.589281

I think you are talking about himasugi. blog/jp/

No.589291

>>589013 I unmuted this and my cat went PREDICTABLE



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No. 589266 [Reply]

パ!


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No. 589262 [Reply]

Henri would have loved this

No.589263

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No. 589115 [Reply]

barely any activity besides dani spam, no https, whatmin blogging about some game/linux/bible thing absolutely no one cares about…
the only thing missing is the gentoo theme and whomos talking about their cummers and this place would feel exactly like old /what/
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No.589189

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have fun being d++'ed

No.589195

Are things so bad in Italy that the Otamin can't afford a $5 cert?

No.589196

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>>589189
mirai zura

No.589197

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>>589196
dore dore

No.589203

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ota is a desolate wasteland
https://youtu.be/5PpXtibGV-Y



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No. 589129 [Reply]

>Is there something on my back
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No.589135

i can see it

>>589132

yamato nabisco hater

No.589139

azusa is a fake post-mid-season k-on and she will never count as one

No.589171

if what were to come back now it would probably be 70% straight up porn and 30% erp blog

No.589180

new cat will NOT leave me alone

No.589181

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No. 568688 [Reply]

Friday! Gonna crack open a couple beers with mom!
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No.574575

You're all having sex with your moms while I have my dick in my hand…

No.574787

Mom ending is my favourite ending in SD.

No.589166

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getting ready for a saturday night out on the town

No.589167

>>589166
your skirt is a bit short

No.589169

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>>589167
it's a placeholder she won't be needing it for long



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No. 589033 [Reply]

Fuck trannies. If you are trans and reading this, please commit suicide you worthless piece of mutant filth. Your life does NOT matter, you are NOT loved, you are worthless!
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No.589148

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good night

No.589149

sleep tight

No.589150

>>589130
They are popular with my generation too (I am 33).

Think of them as being like anime except live

No.589151

>>589150
arent you a bit old for a babysitter

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No. 589106 [Reply]

thinking about yamato nabiscos

No.589107

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Thinkin about the OG Shin Megami Tensei

I'm gonna finish it for sure this time

No.589108

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No.589112

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Never got around to Shin Megami Tensei,
I read the original short stories and then played Megami Tensei I and then started Megami Tensei II, but I didn't finish II. Megami Tensei I was cool though. That was 3 years ago, so I'm probably not gonna ever get back to it.

killer soundtrack though
MT I songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF0_l5MMMwk

MT II songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CdLWIKWuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL0_vMLDzDI

No.589128

never played emerald before but i just rnged a pid that ends in 0000 so i can visit mirage island because my battery is dead



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