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Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 22:03:07 No. 585486 [Reply]

don't blame the guy for getting his dick sucked, blame the girl for sucking the dick

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 13:30:58 No.585554

>>585546 Did you never do that at school with your friends, give each other whiteboard marker tattoos?

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 13:49:52 No.585555

never

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 14:02:54 No.585556

cage

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 21:21:42 No.585578

creamy pussy!

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:24:47 No.585670

I can see it

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Anonymous 01/23/23 (Mon) 13:46:52 No. 584697 [Reply]

how long is it until it's only mero left

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Anonymous 01/23/23 (Mon) 20:25:03 No.584721

>>584719
that image has been since before you discovered 4chan

Anonymous 01/23/23 (Mon) 20:26:40 No.584722

change it

Anonymous 01/24/23 (Tue) 00:03:36 No.584759

>>584712 They all look like they're having such fun, that really warms my cockles ☺️

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 11:41:28 No.585607

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Mero ga shinda!

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 12:02:28 No.585609

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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 05:34:40 No. 585598 [Reply]

neesan quit sticking your hands in the soup you tramp

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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 06:16:27 No.585601

most girls would be if they were prevented from working
imagine living 200 years ago in the uk or something and just getting some gobby whenever you want from some filthy little teen harlot for a finger of gin

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 06:22:58 No.585602

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The time has come to flip women

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 06:57:15 No.585603

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>>585601
I'm Bri'ish btw I dunna if at matt'ers

Just imag'e'en me ge'in me skelly hands on a li'l harlot, cheap gobby and bugger on'y 200 quid

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 07:15:01 No.585605

The sharing has begun once again. Normies are going out with friends, having a good time, and eventually sharing their genitals with one another. The peepees and the veevees are leaking for one another and I'm not invited as usual.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 11:16:22 No.585606

>>585601
bone

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 22:04:25 No. 585581 [Reply]

I like this song

https://youtu.be/nqW33g2GlLI

You hear about the Chinese weather balloon shot down over the US?

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 22:07:48 No.585582

I got me a doughnut in the afternoon I thought I would want to eat it but then I had lunch and dinner 3 hours later not hungry anymore I'm going to have to eat it tomorrow

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 22:13:21 No.585583

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You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, sparks in the software
Flash the message "Something's out there"
Floating in the winter sky
99 red balloons go by

99 red balloons
Floating in the winter sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 23:21:32 No.585584

why send spy balloons when you've got plenty of traitorous fifth columnists like our buddy whatmin over here who worships the ccp so much he parrots their propaganda even on ota

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Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 18:17:56 No. 584473 [Reply]

Holy shit.
How are they going to explain themselves out of this one?

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 01:36:36 No.584540

ez he just says the neighbor who cleans his place lives on the other side and this is the first time hes met the tenshi there

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 20:39:13 No.585576

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im pretty gentlemanly myself wheres my gf

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 06:59:31 No.585604

>>585576
reevaluate yourself

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 03:10:02 No. 585530 [Reply]

Woah, the 3D is the cutest.

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 03:41:12 No.585537

The only slop of shit here is your posts.

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 06:59:06 No.585544

love shooting slop out of my monkey rod

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 19:13:11 No.585569

3dpd

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 19:22:51 No.585573

The dimension rager.

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 20:08:05 No.585574

Wish to get heightmogged by a 154cm womanlet

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Anonymous 11/29/21 (Mon) 23:38:24 No. 554198 [Reply]

So you think your otaku enough for ota? Well lets see your MAL then

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Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 01:46:20 No.585428

>>585408
Can I add you as a friend or would that be weird?

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 01:54:15 No.585429

dont understand how people get that many friends

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 03:21:29 No.585444

https://myanimelist.net/profile/fishheadswg

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 06:41:59 No.585450

dont understand how people get any friends

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 19:15:59 No.585570

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Anonymous 02/02/23 (Thu) 02:32:01 No. 585358 [Reply]

sew bow

Anonymous 02/02/23 (Thu) 02:46:54 No.585360

go back to hima

Anonymous 02/02/23 (Thu) 03:45:36 No.585365

>>585360
schitzo

Anonymous 02/02/23 (Thu) 03:45:57 No.585366

back

Anonymous 02/02/23 (Thu) 04:11:39 No.585367

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love sew bow and siu bao with twintails

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 18:02:55 No.585564

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Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed) 01:01:17 No. 539307 [Reply]

You can only ever see one side of the moon because the moon spins exactly the same speed as it orbits Earth.

The Moon orbits Earth once every 27.3 days and spins on its axis once every 27.3 days.

You expect me to believe this wasn't designed by God?

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Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 23:31:02 No.585495

im insignificant but my friend wasnt

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 00:02:28 No.585497

I hate your friend

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 00:11:09 No.585498

you dont even know who im talking about 4teen

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 00:14:48 No.585500

your friend is insignificant

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 00:24:50 No.585501

in a few million years crow people and dolphin people will dig up the ota server and they will laugh at whatmin's posts

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Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 17:21:16 No. 543299 [Reply]

>feminine male

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Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 01:38:44 No.585427

love adding 5 minute 1 epsiode onas to my mal

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 04:42:45 No.585447

5 minute onahole episodes

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 19:32:39 No.585477

5 minute anal episodes

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 20:09:01 No.585481

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love anal episodes

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 23:17:14 No.585494

5 minute anal episodes sounds like a waste of time if im getting the coconut oil out im making the most of it it doesnt clean out easy

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 08:50:26 No. 550740 [Reply]

I want to make mapo tofu, I tried some not-too-authentic dish from a local Chinese restaurant and liked it but it wasn't even spicy.

Was still delicious. But Please excuse my poor English the ingredients are so rare and don't really trust the quality of American suppliers for doubanjiang and douchi.

At least it seems you can order good sichuan peppercorns.

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 13:22:49 No.550746

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Anonymous 10/13/22 (Thu) 00:14:10 No.575688

cooked rice and tofu but accidentally dropped the leftover tofu into the sink so cant eat tofu tomorrow

Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri) 00:36:38 No.578844

rice and tofu night 1 its spicy

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 01:28:29 No.585426

really spicy tofu tonight used habaneros my mouth is on fire

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 22:47:45 No.585490

had to drink a two liter of mountain dew

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Anonymous 09/16/21 (Thu) 23:50:02 No. 549508 [Reply]

Anonymous 09/17/21 (Fri) 00:06:29 No.549510

stolen thread

Anonymous 09/17/21 (Fri) 01:47:04 No.549518

>>549510
Yes, I stole it.

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 17:35:22 No.562247

>>549518
Nice steal

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 19:52:01 No.585480

die

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 20:13:22 No.585482

watched this show when it aired can't remember anything besides the pig girl

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