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Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 15:46:15 No. 622145 [Reply]

poop diarrhea farts

*blasts diarrhea out of my ass*

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Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 17:33:54 No.622152

>>622147
he died because of all diarrhea being squirted down his throat

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 17:41:17 No.622154

spam

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 18:33:18 No.622156

love a good spam

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 19:28:51 No.622159

the lover

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 21:18:23 No.622162

he's still got it

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Anonymous 07/11/23 (Tue) 21:04:06 No. 594253 [Reply]

minnesota is a place that exists ([FLCL AMV]

https://youtu.be/mY7l23kbfew

Finally, pure distilled zoomer core

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Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 18:41:47 No.622157

When you're in my arms and I feel you so close to me
All my wildest dreams came true
I need no soft lights to enchant me
If you would only grant me the right
To hold you ever so tight
And to feel in the night
The nearness of you

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 19:18:56 No.622158

sounds like an awful experience
honestly cut scars and tattoos and broke to top it off
how desperate are you for some foids manky puss

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 19:43:35 No.622160

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Don't look in my eyes, you may be surprised
To find I have answers to your questions why
As I have no feelings or thoughts of my own
But I know that you want to try

It's all right, I'm just a girl, she said
Talk down to me and take me to bed
I don't feel, I don't think
And I don't really matter at all

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 21:05:50 No.622161

>>622120
henri told me you're supposed to play around with your fingers in their vaginas and it makes them wet and then they'll tell you to put it in
you can buy lubrications at the store if you're still too ugly to make them become aroused

Anonymous 05/24/24 (Fri) 00:36:32 No.622179

Wish there was some leaks of chads chats and text messages so I can see and learn exactly how the playboys like whatmin pull it off. Or leaks from the girls side would be just as good, I guess.

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Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 00:14:49 No. 580562 [Reply]

the persona cat

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Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:00:26 No.580695

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>>580650
loved when bocchi rocked all over them

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 20:27:50 No.622076

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quicker than a ray of light she's flying
quicker than a ray of light I'm flying

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 21:10:10 No.622081

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is this le memes thread

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 21:15:41 No.622082

>>580649
shouldnt it say 30s not 20s

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 10:27:31 No.622138

the persona cat

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Anonymous 05/08/22 (Sun) 21:02:28 No. 563937 [Reply]

gnfos: teenbro shithole, morphing into some kind of /vt/ spinoff
hima: discord teen site
ota: constantly raided by discord teen group, made henri and many others leave as a result
others: not even worth mentioning, dead

Why are the /jp/ spinoffs so shit?

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Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:49:36 No.622069

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 23:51:54 No.622102

I don't think anyone on these sites is younger than 30

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 01:18:21 No.622118

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>>622102

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 07:38:13 No.622135

>>622102
i'm 25

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 09:02:57 No.622136

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Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 00:48:27 No. 622111 [Reply]

………..

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 00:57:55 No.622115

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Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 00:59:59 No.622116

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Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 04:02:58 No.622134

mfw I leave a huge steamer on the floor and casually walk away from it

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Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 02:00:35 No. 622123 [Reply]

>ota

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 02:05:31 No.622125

i have all those

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 03:29:00 No.622130

>>622125
then no happy gf for you

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 03:32:13 No.622131

Anonymous 05/23/24 (Thu) 03:51:28 No.622132

i like ntr because it feels more realistic that if i ever got a gf she would leave me for someone nicer and cooler just like my friend did

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Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 02:41:05 No. 622021 [Reply]

tshit put out a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ivJsV1A5oU

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 04:10:23 No.622024

I hate when ugly norms decide to keep showing their face in their youtube videos instead of stock footage I don't want to see your grotesque features.

On another note the so called GENIUS system banned me yesterday on my work computer out of the blue I hate this otamin fix your shit already

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 04:28:01 No.622025

>>622024
go away

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:47:07 No.622064

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 21:27:32 No.622084

>>622024
i got banned for 9 weeks for typing the new twitter url the system is retarded

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 21:28:13 No.622085

sounds like the system is working as intended

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 22:37:09 No. 564017 [Reply]

I'm a poison born to bring ruin to this corrupted world so that that it may be reborn.

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 00:12:48 No.564023

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Well then why waste any time? You're going to be reborn with intricately carved, not like you know it.

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 00:13:54 No.564024

intricately carved legs*

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 16:41:17 No.622042

very cute!

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:49:08 No.622067

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 22:03:16 No. 621977 [Reply]

boy i love coming to ota and getting a fistful of porn thrown in my face
what a great website

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 22:09:00 No.621978

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Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 01:17:39 No.622018

>>621977
is that a man or a woman

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 22:14:22 No. 621980 [Reply]

well?

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:45:55 No.622059

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 14:40:33 No. 621626 [Reply]

made a little oopsie poopsie in my pantaloons but it didn't feel good like ota promised and now i'm sad

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 16:07:38 No.621944

i've got a bottle of miralax and i'm not afraid to use it

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 17:52:43 No.621950

>>621878
ask her to stream please

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 18:48:15 No.621958

ask her to stream a nice piss please

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:14:33 No.622005

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:43:19 No.622055

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Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 18:57:50 No. 621827 [Reply]

The russian girl came back again last night. Not her specifically but in my dream last night there were about 5 or 6 living next to me and they came over with their mom. A few of them already had black boyfriends but i still pretty sure i fucked some of them in the dream. Their mom really liked me and i could tell she wouldnt mind if one of her daughters were with me. Wonder what these dreams are supposed to mean…

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 20:19:09 No.621832

>>621827
>already had black boyfriends
typical whiteoid cuck mindset

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 22:16:58 No.621838

I have a friend who is a Russian citizen, but an ethnic Korean. He used to study in Japan as a foreign exchange student about 10 years ago and now that it has become difficult and expensive for the holders of Russian passport to get a EU visa he just said fuck it and went to Japan again. We just talked yesterday and he said that he has returned his ticket and will be staying in Japan at least until the middle of July. If Europe is so hell-bent on not allowing Russians just because they happened to be born in a certain place with a certain citizenship, then fuck Europe. I will be going to Thailand and Japan instead too. Let the Europe enjoy their buddies and arab muslim monkeys instead, I'd rather them not complain when they get blown up or stabbed by another "refugee". We will be exploring Asia meanwhile, thanks.

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 15:41:03 No.621942

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:13:55 No.622002

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:42:59 No.622053

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