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No. 550629 [Reply]

Metroid Dread comes out today I pre-ordered it.

It's sort of like a new Metroidvania game.
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No.550651

I need to play Fusion first, don't I

No.550653

>>550649
no never even heard of that site

No.550952

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Monster Hunter Rise demo on max settings on Linux

Damn this looks way better than on the Switch

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No.551085

>>550952
It just looks like modded MHW smh



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No. 548106 [Reply]

expert jong techniques straight from the jong masters
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No.551018

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No.551020

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sigh no one ever thinks of the cels

No.551021

>>551017
cute

>>551018
cute!!!!

>>551020
dont post

No.551024

>>551021
I will continue to post

No.551030

When do they play mahjong??



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No. 546301 [Reply]

Funny faec lol

No.551011

Very sussy

No.551012

henri

No.551013

>>551012
bitch ass n i g g a

No.551022

funny feces lol

No.551027

Please stick it in me



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No. 537964 [Reply]

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth
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No.538046

woulda snapped and burned it all down if I was her not as strong as cham

No.538049

wham bam thank you cham

No.546133

Where did the village embrace you son?

No.546153

Can't stop thinking about this quote. It's probably my favorite.

No.551025

BASED



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No. 546165 [Reply]

how do I make the hopeless romantic thoughts go away someone help me

I don't know what happened to me since the shooting it's like a switch flipped in me and though it wasn't even bothering me before for a while or anything, I'm back to posting hopeless romantic posts all day and looking up blackpills how do I stop it
why did this stupid fat fuck have to remind me that I'm a fucking disgusting virgin and the world hates my guts and it's all thanks to my terrible fucking luck being rejected in highschool ruining my only chances and my confidence and my life while everyone else got to have a gf and/or have sex and leave me behind. Why'd it have to come back in the news and stuff to remind me how fucking subhuman I am to everyone if I haven't had sex and how fucking evil and callous normalfags are towards me when it's not even MY FUCKING FAULT when THEYRE THE ONES THE DENIED ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO NOT BE A GODDAMN hopeless romantic
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No.546186

>>546167
Maybe but sigh feeling too demoralized to even bothe. I feel too far gone for that to even begin to work on me my problems are all external

No.546192

>>546186
nah you're just a huge idiot
you deliberately limited all there is to your life to an oog biological imperative and now you cry over not being able to fulfill it, honestly I think that's pretty funny
just think about how absurd and meaningless and lowly it all is and maybe it will start to seem funny to you too at last

No.546220

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>>546165
You have three options
1. Stop being cel
2. Cope
3. Rope

Being lncel can be based it's like being a beast god from Hell

No.546225

It's pretty simple. Being sexless is just s symptom of being undesirable. And a lot of things that can make someone undesirable are out of your control. For instance, being unintelligent seems to be a common trait among the angrier virgins. Judge a society by how it treats its meekest. Judge yourself by how you treat people you hate.

No.551016

Intriguing



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No. 550971 [Reply]

Would your younger self be happy with what you have become

No.550973

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Probably not, but it's not like I had a choice…

No.550985

how much younger. any version of myself after probably puberty wouldnt be

No.550987

maybe
loser in his 30s, cel still living in his childhood bedroom..
but there are other things that are quite based

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No.550994

>>550973
this…



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No. 550963 [Reply]

Things were built to last in the old days.
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No.550968

>>550967
Whatmin the fag

No.550982

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>>550965
This is actually 2021 Japan

Windows ME still runs the trains and it crashed.

>>550967
It's okay I guess

No.550983

Spаrky would have loved this thread…

No.550984

>>550983
Did oatameal actually get rid of dude word filtering to "Dude" or were you using non-standard characters to write it?

No.550988

dude Please excuse my poor English I am an incomparable homoOOOO friendS buddies



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No. 542522 [Reply]

The last henri post is in captivity, the galaxy is at peace…
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No.544472

>>544471
henris memory lives on in otas kokoros

No.544744

>>543319
>>543302
>>543254
couldnt find merbears so i got sour skittles. they had the regular jolly rancher gummies but i really want to try the merbears they seem so cute and nice

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No.550942

thinkin about merbears and henri

No.550978

they had misfits at the store but not merbears the quest continues



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No. 550970 [Reply]

“You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella”
- Ota Min, The Fart of War

No.550974

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"A foolish man complains about the hole in his pocket… A wise man uses that hole to scratch his balls…"

No.550975

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"She asked me what my favorite position was, I said CEO"

No.550976

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“Your going to jail for breaking that guys neck”
“I didn’t see a gold chain, his neck was already broke”

No.550977

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"She wants Spider-Man but walks past Peter Parker every day, never forget that."

No.551005

Please forgive my rudeness



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No. 550960 [Reply]

I pissed on a spider this morning.
It drowned in my piss..

No.550961

One time I was pissing and a fly was buzzing around and I zapped him into the bowl with my stream

No.550962

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spiders are bros
be ashamed of yourself

No.550964

>>550962
I have no shame

>>550961
Nice shot

No.550966

>>550962
yamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



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No. 535476 [Reply]

nyaa cats and myaa cats
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No.550170

>>550155
meow meow itsuki

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No.550949

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Nekohaku :P

No.550950

wakaru



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No. 550915 [Reply]

Remember that if anyone on ota is nice to you it's because the otamin pulled them aside and asked them to be fake nice because he's worried about you
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No.550929

>>550924
I'm glad.

No.550930

>>550928
what struggle

No.550931

>>550924
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.550932

Henri laughs at ota with his fiancee

No.550941

>>550932
happy for henri and umi



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