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No. 423063 [Reply]

*peace*
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No.423100

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>>423099
it's summer and the weathers warm. swimsuits, short clothing, and more

No.423107

>>423098
A small price to pay.

No.423150

>>423094
This is a crime.

>>423100
This is a crime too.

No.423196

>>423099
Henri you don't post anymore.. what do you do now?

No.436164

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Do you know Venus
be your venus
Garasu no ori karaaa
kizutsuki
nukedasu
hodo no
koi wo saseteeeeee



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No. 435526 [Reply]

What sports does /ota/ follow?
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No.435602

I occasionally get asked if I played football in highschool because I'm buffed out 230lbs but the truth is I spent the entirety of highschool avoiding sportsnorms and pissing in sierra mist bottles during gaming binges

No.435604

sports are boring, never got into them

No.435609

>>435602
my man piss belongs in the toilet not in a bottle

No.436050

Sunday night football update: Your favorite team lost.

No.436154

>>435604
Soyboy.



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No. 436051 [Reply]

i FUCKIGN hate NEETards. Die leeches

die die die
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SLAYYYYYYYYYYYY NEEEEEEEEETS

No.436139

neither the lance can pierce
nor the sword can swipe
that which has no life

No.436140

>>436137
Let the fatneets live.

No.436141

>>436137
you will have to find my basement first



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No. 436117 [Reply]

So, i started masturbating at the age of 11 or so, mainly prone masturbation(rubbing my thick dick on pillows), then at some point while showering i discovered the typical way to do it. Only problem was i started using shampoo as my main lubricant. Needless to say, the first month i eventually developed a rashy cock, it was red and it looked like it just came from a burning building. Eventually, it hardened, and started molting like an insect. The skin below the dead one was… soft. Soft and smooth. It looked arousing, and i came like a fire hose after the peeling process stopped. Later i knew better, i started using hand cream as lubricant and it was great, but i have this thing where every know and then i will masturbate with shampoo for 1 hour to get that good rash and in one week see my penis smooth and soft, it's so fucking hot.

No.436120

gross

No.436123

Stolen from /qa/

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No. 436084 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

No.436092

Untitled? How about
"Twenty Degrees"

No.436109

>>436092
I changed my phone's units to Celsius so now it says -5



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No. 420050 [Reply]

Is it healthy for girls to kiss other girls?
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No.436095

Which idol has the neck with the best smell?

No.436097

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>>436095
You know who.

No.436098

>>436097
Does her pussy smell the best too?

No.436100

>>436097
Actually, I was talking about Muses.

No.436106

>>420050
Why are Eli's eyes so wide in the one she's kissing Nozomi's boobs?



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No. 435999 [Reply]

>dat Ota⭐︎ちゃんねる dream

No.436048

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>that Ota⭐︎ちゃんねる machine

No.436082

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>that Ota⭐︎ちゃんねる philosophy



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No. 410165 [Reply]

I wish people would post on ota 24/7 so I wouldn't be alone with otamin almost all the time

I keep updating and there are no new posts…
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No.436063

Site is being raided by teens, do something teenmin

No.436065

>>436063
too late told my fortnite friends about this place

No.436066

Shitmin being useless as usual

No.436074

*flosses*

No.436077

>>436059
Maybe it was me. Once in a while I might mention here on /a/ or singing in a meta thread. Figure it doesn't matter since here is fairly fast anyway, and it gets mentioned on /qa/ too much anyway



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No. 428323 [Reply]

1. Don't engage people in conversation at work or school and don't hang around any longer than you absolutely must
2. Buy whatever you can online to avoid having to go to local stores
3. If you go on vacation, plan on going to more rural non-touristy areas
4. If you must go out to run errands, avoid weekends and leaving after 6pm
5. Never go to a restaurant after lunch hours or on weekends
6. Avoid places on the internet where normals gather and if they begin to trickle in attack them at every opportunity- they will eventually get sick of it and leave unless more come in at once so you must work quickly!
7. Avoid anime with any sort of romantic plot beyond harem stuff that goes nowhere
8. Don't view porn
9. Engage in hobbies that women have little to no interest in
10. If a woman invades one of your spaces attack her relentlessly and shame any white knight that stands up for her- if you happen to have a position of power ban her immediately


Stay safe
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No.428332

sawako touches the k-ons inappropriately

No.436029

>>428326
thank goodness I chanced to read your post before the one you quoted

No.436031

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You can avoid being mogged but you will never avoid getting Mugged

No.436039

solid list thanks mate



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No. 407562 [Reply]

I think what I loved the most about Planetarian was the total isolation involved. There was nobody else; it was just you, mister customer, and her, the cheerful little robot who manned the planetarium alone.

I'm surprised I don't see this as a major plot element in more VNs. Isolation is a great setting for a romance. Completely eliminating the possibility of the presence of others allows two people to bond on a level they would never be able to if there happened to be company or competition within arms reach.

Call me jealous, but I find comfort in the simplicity of reducing relationships down to the smallest one-on-one level, uninterrupted by outsiders.
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No.423912

I cried a bit after reading Planetarian.

No.436012

>>423901
Me too bro, me too.

No.436016

>>423901
I love when anime stuff makes me cry

No.436038

no its pathetic and for losers
more cringeworthy than the master servant relationship like in fate or tsukihime
beta hopeless romantics love the idea of totally naive foids being obligated to fuck them because they know they don’t have a chance in hell if there is competition

No.436043

>>436038
ugh go away norm



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No. 435872 [Reply]

I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works
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No.436019

>>436013
If you love norms so much why don't you go hang out with them on normasugi

No.436021

otaku = don't contain themselves
normal people = contain yourself
me + not containing myself =/ normal person

hope this helps the low iq hopeless romantic

No.436024

>>436021
had about enough of your otaku bashing and norm worshiping book em otamin

No.436028

>>436024
jerking off to hentai and living in a world of 2d is pride for otaku. if you told me you could solve a 4th grade math word problem i'd not believe it.

whatever those savants got you've got something similar.

No.436068

dunno who I hate more; turt, the guy who keeps feeding him or shitmin



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No. 422933 [Reply]

here /ota/ take this youll need it
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No.422982

whys you givin me a pack of silica gel

No.423029

ill tell yall why
*takes a giant shite*
phew stinky stinky

No.423030

>>423029
*sniff*

No.436023

>>422958
what the fuck does this mean who is turt

No.436040

>>423029
pasted



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