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No. 537751 [Reply]

      >/jp/
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No.537839

>>537836
glad I still get moe high from regular moe

No.537841

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>>537839
my moe receptors were burned out by loud gore videos i used to watch as an edgy teen
i have been almost completely emotionless since then
it's not fair… it wasn't supposed to be gone so early.

No.584943

crying why would you bump this horrible thread

No.584945

>>584943
laughing I like funny threads

No.584956

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No. 584659 [Reply]

【Sad News】Trevor is getting kicked out of his cuckshed because his brother is getting a divorce
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No.584925

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But I may also sometimes peek upon the first and second.

No.584934

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I may also sometimes play the wrong A.i. that defeats me.

No.585146

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No.585249

rut
screw grimes

No.585250

they beam voltage to oscillate frequencies into your neural audio pathways, probably government technology just to fuck with you.

Fuck these buddies.



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No. 584901 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.584908

My friend posted here but that was a long time ago and now he's gone like an overused quote.

No.584909

my friend taught me a flower in the hair is the sign of a girl in love

No.584910

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>>584906
Otamin deleted that post.

>>584909

No.584911

uhh wasnt me haha

No.584919

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pissed into my empty pint glass last night and then tipped it out the window then later on filled it with beer and drank from it



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No. 584203 [Reply]

the ota stance
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No.584861

>>584480
you don't need to read to get this joke

No.584900

i dont get it

No.584904

tard

No.584905

that's not nice, calling a tard a tard

No.584907

cop a cop tard a tard



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No. 547898 [Reply]

Jerry get iphone.
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No.584884

well i dont hold them upside down to eat them because im not a fucking retard like katana here

No.584885

not her name. retard

No.584886

Fun imageboard facts:

1. Sageing doesn't do anything when the thread is at the top of the front page.

No.584887

you will never crush my jaypee spirit

No.584890

You misspelled vee, or maybe quay.



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No. 541716 [Reply]

WHAT DID SHE SAY?????????????????????
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No.542087

>>541803
N I G G E R HUSH!

No.542093

>>542087
Thanks teenmin.

No.544545

rika got locked in the cuck shed

No.544549

she said she can talk to demons

No.584882

>>584880
no, she said she can talk to demons.



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No. 560205 [Reply]

she was our friend
she posted here
she was an idol
shes gone now
they made her leave
her heart lives on through me
my friends are here to support me
together we'll keep the idoly pride alive
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No.560390

>>560389
creamy pussy!

No.560407

>>560390
im more of a crying pussy

No.560427

>>560407
crying creamy pussy!

No.560477

thinking about meow meow henris while listening to satie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U

No.584877

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No. 535343 [Reply]

When you're at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
"I absolutely can't eat omurice."
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, "Why not? You don't like omurice?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: "I… well" (take a deep breath) "Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they're killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can't bear to think about it! They'll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…" It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He's yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You've got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. "Didn't you say you couldn't eat omurice?"

It is safe enough to blow it off with a "I'm OK with it now", or "Oh, I got used to it", or even a "Did I say that?…tehe-pero!"
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No.574208

>>567844
made omurice but substituted the eggs for beans and the ketchup for hot sauce

No.574258

I can't believe Shion thought the omurice trick would work on me.

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No.584876

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was just thinking about the omurice trick at lunch today, what a coincidence



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No. 584864 [Reply]

Chastity cage on, butt plug in, diapered up, pacifier secured, nipple clamps applied, and even handcuffed to desk. Yep it's healing time.
Oh no! I got too horny and started playing with my virtual succubus instead!
2 hours of CBT and frustration later I haven't healed a single hitpoint! SIGH.
I guess I'll clean up and unlock the cage…
Right after I level up.

No.584872

light novel titles really are getting out of hand

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No.584874

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>>584872
ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai



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No. 501258 [Reply]

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No.556978

henri our friend

No.560909

>>560870

No.560917

>>560870
>>560909
Whats your issue

No.584869

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still stunningly attractive I'd imagine

No.584870

>>501266
beautiful niconeechan



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No. 561836 [Reply]

only 8 days until the new season, heres your kasu-quick recap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72RbT_eJZI

dr. kasumin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_OmhbERtaI
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No.584692

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kasumin spent the day celebrating with her loyal subjects and enjoyed a nice piggyback ride home

No.584714

the creampie idol

No.584746

kasumin more like kuzumin amirite or amirite fellas

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No.584868

>>584867
love practicing idolsmiles in the morning



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No. 584803 [Reply]

Selfie for the norms
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No.584833

all the little spermy wermies would die from our body heat if our testy westies were inside our bodies

No.584836

>>584809
You might as well get a norm girl that can order for you at burger king because all of the shy meek girls have been getting railed by Chad all the same

No.584848

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>>584833
prefer the term squiggly wigglies

No.584852

>>584830
man is too superior to women so he gave us a weakness to even the scales a bit

No.584857

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the fli**in norms



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