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Why does it have to be surgically implanted inside you? :weirdchamp: :pepega:

Shinobi and nazis just kept cyanide capsules, sometimes hiding them in their mouth during trial so if you get a guilty verdict you can bite down.

I'm sure you also saw the famous video of Slobodan Praljak

That's fake. There are cyanide capsules but people don't keep them hidden in their mouth. There isn't much space to hide something like that in your mouth, and well, it should be easy to see why trying to keep a lethal poison under your tongue or something like that for any kind of period of time is a bad idea. You can try keeping a capsule on your person, but they will take that from you when you get arrested.
In any case it would need to be something on my person and accessible even after being sent into jail. I don't really trust the ability to obtain something like that while in prison. I wouldn't intend to jump the gun and take it prematurely either, only if I'm really gonna be there for life. Imagine you take it and the attorney burst though the door and says they got everything cleared and youre free to go.

>>631289
This would only be an issue if you can't get out on bail before trial.

Which tbf, is an issue, there's a lot of poor people sitting in county jails who can't afford bail, waiting for a trial that will immediately release them anyway.

According to a study from Pew Charitable Trusts, over 50% of prisoners in the US are in there for probation/parole violations, not new crimes. They release people, give them absurd and impossible to follow rules, especially if you don't have money, a car, or a house, and then send them back to prison if they break any of these absurd unconstitutional rules.

The private prison system enjoys this, as they get more funding, and more slave labor. Public prosecutors enjoy locking people up, and will lie and manipulate to do it, they don't care if they're guilty or innocent, their goal is to get convictions no matter what, as they get rewarded for locking people up.

Unrelated, but pic related is Lucerne in 1642, they probably had a more fair justice system there.

just get like a cross necklace and put it in that or whatever

cant imagine a scenario where i would go to jail for life maybe stop being a murderous fantisizing norm

Yeah your only chance is bail and if you don't have the money for bail, it seems that once you're in jail you never go back home or see outside of jail/courthouse/prison ever again.

Every week there's someone who it turns out was falsely imprisoned for the past 40 years or whatever. And those are just the ones that are found out. Aside from that I wouldn't want to spend any time in prison whatsoever anyway, and they'll find the slightest anything to book you if you're unlucky, need I remind that that just by loading up ota you can suddenly have cp in your image cache at any time. Imagine having any amount of time taken away from you and also being branded an ex-convict so that even when you get out, you can never even have a possibility of living a life worth living ever again.

>>631302
It's 2024 browser disk cache is dumb, people all have 16GB RAM, my Firefox doesn't cache to disk at all. Also generally speaking, don't worry about seeing a thumbnail bare IP on a public board, because of HTTPS the only record of that even happening is ota's access.log on the server in Italy, which does fill up and auto-deletes, no one's looking at that shit anyway. Also they have an infinite backlog of idiots bare IP on phone apps, torrents, uploading to Google drive, etc.

>>631302
my life is already not worth living maybe if i had ex-convict cred i could get a bad girl gf

a motorcycle outlaw

>>631313
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>>631315
schizophrenia aka the dan man

dani is more about remote mind control via electromagnetic waves which why he builds faraday cages in his room