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No. 566859 [Reply]

OTAMIN

STOP DDOSING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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No.566874

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>foolz is still around

No.566877

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Of course we are dummy, would it take more than your inconvenience to further assess the buttmad you've caused me to laugh at your mop.

No.566879

cant understand your post get a native speaker to proofread next time

No.567047

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>>566877
Crikey…

No.567059

what kind of esl is ``renz'' just curious



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No. 536291 [Reply]

when was the last time you whipped out your iPod and fired up your favorite IOSYS album?

today I was listening to What About Progress? while out running and as I passed by this house a little blonde girl in the driveway asked my name so I told her my name and she was like I'm Sam so I replied nice to meet you Sam but as I ran away she shouted after me that her real name was Angel so I laughed and shouted back see ya Angel and as the distance increased between us she yelled something unintelligible
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No.558953

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I really like Sekibanki's song from this album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOfDsiumuVA

No.566006

yaho ota listened to hyper denpa collection freedom again did my favorite route but planned ahead with a detour to avoid the closed road and it still ended up around the same length 8 miles but more elevation change

No.566014

>>566006
im glad you found your people

No.566029

uh hes been here the entire time just saved his worst posts for hima

No.567046

I listen to IOSYS on my iPod every day pretty much



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No. 536413 [Reply]

selfie for the boys
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No.566149

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selfie for sudo

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No.566766

we like em hairy on the big o

No.566774

love a hairy young bush

No.566880

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selfie for the boys



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No. 549405 [Reply]

….

No.549406

thank you I just remembered I need to buy more j for pb&j

No.558483

yyy yyy

No.566854

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>>558483
You thought I wouldn't find you testing text formatting? And you couldn't even be bothered to clean up afterwards. Scum.



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No. 535343 [Reply]

When you're at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
"I absolutely can't eat omurice."
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, "Why not? You don't like omurice?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: "I… well" (take a deep breath) "Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they're killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can't bear to think about it! They'll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…" It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He's yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You've got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. "Didn't you say you couldn't eat omurice?"

It is safe enough to blow it off with a "I'm OK with it now", or "Oh, I got used to it", or even a "Did I say that?…tehe-pero!"
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No.566416

omurice looks fooking groose tbh

No.566552

Love eating rice with ketchup.

No.566682

>>566552
ketchups go great on anything

No.566782

when I'm sad I like to chug ketchup straight out of the bottle

No.566785

>>566782
ketchups go great with ketchups



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No. 553493 [Reply]

ITT we summon lolimo!
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No.565991

cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!

No.566058

>>565989
this is good though

No.566071

gallery man failed Please stick it in me

No.566221

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No.566375

we got too cocky…



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No. 564127 [Reply]

penises are like cow udders when you think about it you tug them and milk comes out
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No.564156

mom makes me milk her huge tits every morning

No.566126

the udder between my legs exists to be toyed with.

No.566127

Need a milk mom

No.566263

What came first, the penis or the udder?

No.566288

test



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No. 541256 [Reply]

make them afraid
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No.566120

>>566090
take another close look at the graph

No.566130

>>541310
I liked it
I liked the beginning part

No.566150

>>566011
I miss having female friends before everything became about smv with them

No.566160

>>566120
Okay I'm looking

No.566166

got something for you to look at right here



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No. 565869 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.565963

theres a snowstorm here bros

No.565965

who approved this didnt they get the memo that its may

No.566128

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Motherboard on latest BIOS swaps boot GPU with CSM enabled and two GPUs but my Arch install from 2018 was installed with regular mbr/bios boot so now I gotta reinstall Arch but this time with systemd-boot UEFI

No.566137

btw did i remember to tell you its arch im reinstalling ya im an arch linux user

No.566144

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>>566137
I like this meme even though I'm an Arch user



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No. 536760 [Reply]

shabs be like
this heat wave doe
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No.565837

Warning Signs for Suicide

Based on data from the AFSP, approximately 45,000 Americans die by suicide each year. For every completed suicide there are 25 suicide attempts. There are some warning signs that may alert you that a loved one is thinking about taking their life:

They believe they are a burden to others.
They feel hopeless, or say they have no reason to live.
They gain the means to commit suicide, such as buying a gun or storing up drugs.
They mention they want to die.
Changes in sleep habits, like sleeping more than normal or insomnia.
Withdraws from family and friends.
Having a recent trauma or loss.
Increased use of alcohol or drugs.
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No.565847

>>565837
Oh no I'm suicidal

No.565848

Oh no I'm suicide

No.566047

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was covered in sweat today dripped all over my chair and now the arm rests are sticky

No.566085

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I want to deposit my genetic material into a shab's incubation port.



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No. 563700 [Reply]

I am the punishment of God… If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
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No.565516

penis in vagoo

No.565518

>>565514
Well you can do the same thing in every other spreadsheet program unless you use an autistic gnu one

No.565788

gave my money to jp morgan and they do the investments for me
things aren't looking so good right now

No.566003

food for thought
there was a little over 3 billion people on the planet in the 60s now theres 8 by the time we are old there could be almost double that amount

No.566031

>>566003
thinking about how nice it will be to have twice as much anime



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No. 565386 [Reply]

get in here
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No.567087

youd know if you werent a skipper

No.567088

Please stick it in mee the skippers got owned

No.567090

sobbing for the skippers

No.567091

hate those norms

No.567345

its over



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