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No. 548100 [Reply]

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No.548165

every girl has a warm and sometimes moist pussy between their legs

No.548166

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>>548165
Some even have big throbbing cocks

No.548174

>>548166
Disgusting

No.548176

>>548166
crying for poor rikorii

No.574375

No I can't I am an incomparable homo



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No. 542992 [Reply]

The norms make fun of me and say I'm an ocd germaphobe because I'm not disgusting and don't want their normgerms on me
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No.574368

the norms were right about you

No.574369

>>574368
no bumping.

No.574370

bumpy butts

No.574371

why do you hate jerma

No.574607

thats why i havent had sex



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No. 574332 [Reply]

Ooooho Otamin you're approaching me?

I DIO will become king of this board!

Zaaaa worldooooo

No.574365

paste



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No. 574321 [Reply]

meow


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No. 570943 [Reply]

Since the price of food is outrageous now I've begun stealing groceries from the big retailers, I think I'm getting pretty good at it now. I'm not paying $3 a pound for the lowest quality chicken breast for the daily boil.
The norms don't treat us like humans anyway so why should we abide by human law?

I urge everyone here to go steal something from a norm ASAP.
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No.574309

>>574306
please refrain from posting in this op's threads without using the "sage" feature

No.574310

antidownvote

No.574311


No.574312

>>574310
>>574311
bumps cease

No.574314

Bumpy butts



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No. 556312 [Reply]

Boid, boid, boid. I didn't ask to be born male, you know?
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No.574269

>>574265
dont bump my thread normo

No.574288

I'm norms
when I see a thread I bump

No.574289

>>574265
Yeah, stop bumping shitty boidcel threads.

No.574305

but I LOVE bumping threads!!!

No.574307

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love saging and raging



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No. 574216 [Reply]

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
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No.574239

Dont wear mine anymore because im a sheep and think id look even more autistic if I kept wearing mine when nobody else was

No.574293

I wear mine because women swarm and harrass me because of my chiseled chad face

No.574298

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*ahem*
STOLEN THREAD

No.574302

>>574298
Deal with it cuck

No.574304

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>>574298
i took the screenshot and made the post myself



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No. 536413 [Reply]

selfie for the boys
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No.574068

Refuse to play dnd you can take that shit right to normcord.

No.574069

feel when old enough to remember when they were called pms

No.574296

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selfie for the boys

No.574297

>>574296
Please make use of the spoiler function next time, thanks!

No.574303

>>574297
shut up homo



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No. 563262 [Reply]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GOTHIC LOLITAS BRIGHTEN UP MY LIFE RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!٩(◕‿◕。)۶
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No.574284

Garbage Lolitas I hate you!!! Shit GARBAGE for existing!!! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

No.574285

>>574284
I will hunt you down!!!! ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

No.574286

>>574285
I will fart on you!!!! ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

No.574291

shamiko likes wearing gothic lolito

No.574295

can't find any pics



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No. 574185 [Reply]

me with my gf (who is a catgirl version of me) and our child
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No.574231

btw did i remember to tell you about all the girls messaging me online i want to make sure you didnt miss that

girls message me online btw

No.574232

Why do you have to be like that

No.574233

im not being like anything, they just message me naturally

(they being the girls who message me over the internet)

No.574234

im cel btw

No.574290

im chad btw



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No. 535343 [Reply]

When you're at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
"I absolutely can't eat omurice."
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, "Why not? You don't like omurice?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: "I… well" (take a deep breath) "Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they're killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can't bear to think about it! They'll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…" It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He's yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You've got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. "Didn't you say you couldn't eat omurice?"

It is safe enough to blow it off with a "I'm OK with it now", or "Oh, I got used to it", or even a "Did I say that?…tehe-pero!"
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No.567844

just made omurice except I substituted rice with baked beans with onion and ham

No.574204

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No.574205

>>574204
Hey, I asked you a question. Why are you ignoring me and refusing to answer?

No.574208

>>567844
made omurice but substituted the eggs for beans and the ketchup for hot sauce

No.574258

I can't believe Shion thought the omurice trick would work on me.



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No. 554177 [Reply]

its not fair what happened to kanons tights how could they do this to her
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No.574206

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>>571222
I see what they were doing now

They're such good friends ;_;

No.574243

disgusting chinese girl

No.574244

>>574242
>>571543
no more posts

No.574245

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posting teeth

No.574247

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