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No. 443239 [Reply]

W-wow…
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No.443254

>>443241
Nontan has eli wrapped around her pinky finger.

No.443262

What a lewd expression…

No.443264

>>443241
Ericchi is just one kana away from echhi…

No.449444

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>>443239
There's a creep/dork/freak out there RIGHT NOW that doesn't think these two belong together.

No.449446

>>449444
How shameful…



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No. 449400 [Reply]

*customer s-support how c-can I help y-youu*
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No.449410

>>449401
fuck b*ys

No.449413

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No.449414

>>449401
kill yourself foid or worse, foid worshipper

No.449419

>>449401
live !

No.449442

>>449400
basted



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No. 448921 [Reply]

I hit 3pl8 for them
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No.448978

>>448939
It means 3 plates on a barbell. Which actually means 6 plates, 3 either side. A plate is 45lb while the bar itself is 44lb.

Put them together and that is a huge amount. Considering the usual 1/2/3/4 standard, he is talking about the bench press exercise.

Here's what it looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji7Wl-KV-aM
(warning: not safe for work)

No.448981

>>448978
Don't post Chads

No.448982

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>>448978
So just the sight of Mari and Wooby's tummies filled you with so much power you exceeded your goals…

No.448984

>>448982
Mari looking at me while I stroke my meat so I can fill her face and boobs with my cum!

No.449441

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Vroom vroom.
Woobie's seiyuu got her driver's license the other day.



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No. 449244 [Reply]

What food does /ota/ usually consume or has had recently? I am going to have a lobster roll and maybe a few oysters tonight before a movie.
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No.449398

I ate a shepherds pie for lunch today. The Britsh and Irish have terrible cuisine but I am a sucker for mashed potatoes.

No.449417

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>>449398
>the British and Irish have terrible cuisine
What do you mean?

No.449421

>>449417
That's prison food.

No.449424

>>449417
I doubt they give you toast sandwiches in prison

No.449425

>>449424
The British and Irish have always been extremely liberal I thought so I bet they treat their prisoners even ones that have committed the worst crimes as kings and queens.



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No. 439689 [Reply]

I take screencaps of close-ups of feet in anime I'm watching and save them on a folder, you can call me the footcrep
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No.449354

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No.449356

You weirdos.

No.449363

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good thread

No.449415

>>449363
that dude wanted to bang his teacher

No.449423

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>>449354
Nice compilation. Even showed the cop out scene.



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No. 433305 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.449395

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Hi is this the desktop thread?

No.449396

>>449395
BASED otamin B T F O

No.449397

wait i thought it was dan

No.449399

>>449395
how do i rice my arch like that if i don't use a de? whats your status bar? I use i3

No.449411

>>449399
There really isn't much rice, it's just openbox and tint2. It's a custom openbox theme I made, that's the window decorations you see. I also made a custom tint2 theme which is the bar/tray.

Here's my tint2rc and openbox themerc

https://pastebin.com/urj6k9eA
https://pastebin.com/6yFi7d2s

I set fonts in openbox/tint2 and my terminal (gnome-terminal) to profont.



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No. 449362 [Reply]

Say something nice to the birthday girl

No.449367

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Hope you have a birthday so good its scary.

No.449408

Happy 🎉 birthday!



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No. 449318 [Reply]

i think everyone on this board needs to start being nicer to each other
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No.449327

It would of course be nicer if all the boids were killed.

No.449341

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kotori is nice freinds with everyone

No.449342

>>449341
*bullies her*

Please stick it in me…

No.449352

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I'll do it for a Kotori snack.

No.449360

the first day of any new month will be otas day of wholesomeness, april too
dont break this



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No. 429060 [Reply]

When you’re at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.

When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:

“I absolutely can’t eat omurice.”

There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, “Why not? You don’t like omurice?”

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: “I… well” (take a deep breath) “Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they’re killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can’t bear to think about it! They’ll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…” It is good to shiver at this point.

Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He’s yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

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No.448743

I am more influenced by the naivety that one would have to possess to believe the omurice trick would work. But it could also be the product of a cynical writer who just pumps out garbage to fill the page and get clicks because their real job is being a generic bulk content producer rather than an expert in any particular area being written on (based, redpilled).

No.448763

Do you think lolimo does the omurice trick?

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No.449290

gay

No.449359

baste otazone



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No. 443532 [Reply]

so recently i've been playing デレステ otherwise known as The iDOLM@STER: Cinderella Girls ~Starlight Stage~, the super popular, card-based idol collecting rhythm game: brought to you by BANDAI NAMCO. i can't believe it had already been over 7 years since i played the original mobamas on my iphone 3G and how much the franchise has changed since then, but regardless i've been really enjoying my re-introduction to the franchise.

the last time i've been really into cinderella girls was when the anime was airing back in 2015. i got a giant-puchi (i know, some oxymoron right?) kirari dekacchu figure as a result, as well as an anzu keychain from that time period since i really loved ankira at the time, but now it's 2019 and times have changed.

i've grown older, my tastes have matured, and i'm into cinderella girls more than ever; at least more so compared to my teenbro years. i felt a bit of a shock when i realized that, unfortunately, i was not so in love with ankira as i used to be. none of their SSRs (super-duper-rare cards) really appealed to me enough to aim for them and being able to understand japanese at a higher level than i used to now makes me able to bond with the girls more than ever.

at the moment i can't list my top-five of my top idols, so i've decided to name off a few of the ones that have really appealed to me and why instead:
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No.449020

>>449015
No time like the present

No.449022

>>443532
Can you name your top 5 yet?

No.449218

This game has so many more fun features than Love Live's game.

No.449219

>>449218
But it's in Japanese only. Although I prefer the Japanese llsif version because it gives you many more gems for simple things than the EN version that you have to pay for most shit.
Also, All Stars will be a good game, even though they're taking a shitton of time to release it.

No.449357

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>>449219
You just have to make a Japanese account.
But waiting very warmly for All Stars. Hope there's a feature to make the girls real.



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No. 449194 [Reply]

>when lolimo sees ota
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No.449347

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>>449344
I like to choose best girls among JK cutie groups.

No.449348

>>449345
Yeah but if you're a guy in the anime world you can cum however many times you want.

No.449349

>>449347
(pic unrelated)

No.449350

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>>449346
the smelly shut in

No.449355

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Me when I think about Lolimo.



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No. 420425 [Reply]

It's so weird I need a gold account to see pictures of Alice, Rika, and other JC idols via booru.
It must be because they're so cute?
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No.420517

>>420516
I appreciate the filter but this time I really mean s$hitposting.

No.433563

Arisu and other quality idols have to go behind a paywall.

No.433572

>>420428
Oatman you missed a post from the da that shall not be ni'd

No.449288

JC-just cummed

No.449332

>>420425
Use decensooru.



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