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No. 586419 [Reply]

found out i might owe 1000000 yen today
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No.586426

These games are boring, the one's they have in media are so much more interesting.

No.586439

Why, did Nintendo catch you pirating their games?

No.586440

i plead the fifth

No.586441

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>>586439
I pirated Maryo 3D world on yuzu and upscaled it

Cursed Wii-U era bing bing wahoo generic Maryo…

No.586442

love wahoo mama mia yaho mario



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No. 585558 [Reply]

Me calling the phone number on the missing child poster to whisper "I miss you mommy"
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No.585680

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me posting on ota with my friends

No.585711

>>585680
love natsu and keke

No.585713

kek X-D

No.586421

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Me calling the phone number on the missing Henri poster to whisper "I miss you ota"

No.586423

>>586421
creamy pussy!



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No. 542457 [Reply]

i looked outside late at night
it was quiet
the street was empty
the faint glow of the streelights made the wet ground glisten with an picturesque orange hue
there were two dogs leisurely roaming up and down the street, not together however
a cat was sitting in front of the house across the street
one dog stopped in front of the cat
the cat did not budge
the dog barked at the cat
the cat did not budge
the dog turned away from the cat and walked down the street
i was surprised because i thought dogs chased cats (and then ate them maybe?)
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No.586088

yep this is pasted

No.586089

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No.586389

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ran 22 km and was listening to fall in the dark when a couple deer leaped across the path then their glowing eyes watched me from the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2anMRthd6tA

No.586397

runners use their heartbeats up first

No.586418

>>586397
crying the ota running club is just the ota suicide cult



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No. 537120 [Reply]

Ota is like nintendo. It was most people’s first spinoff and in its classic era it maintained almost constant high quality. Nowadays it’s more hit or miss but the hits are still great despite it being far behind other spinoffs technology-wise.

Nen is like playstation, a unique but somewhat sanitized platform with plenty of exclusives. They get ported to other spinoffs occasionally but that usually takes some time. An overall polished but standard-level spinoff experience.

/what/ is like sega since whatmin gave up early after realizing he can’t compete.

Pissu is like xbox since it brings nothing to the table despite the advanced board software. The threads there are boring ports of threads from other spinoffs or weak exclusives that will be ported to gnfos eventually.

And gnfos, obviously, is pc master race.

Bunbunmaru would be atari or something. Old shit no one ever really cared about, was so shitty in fact that it crashed the spinoff market until ota arrived on the scene.

Hima could be likened to arcade games. Good for fast paced dopamine hits and it isn’t really affected that much by how the other spinoffs are doing.
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No.586335

>>586331
dont understand this post

No.586345

teen rights

No.586346

dont understand most posts here think its because im dumb

No.586373

>>586335 I know ;)

No.586406

I understand every post



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No. 586361 [Reply]

/ota/, please recommend me anime with a lot of boobies
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No.586391

the tomboy anime just did an episode about boobs

No.586392

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No.586393

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>>586392
Dayum girl you came here will all that jazz?

No.586399

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enjoyed chu-bra a lot

No.586401

>>586399
you aren't supposed to watch it all at once



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No. 586379 [Reply]

Finally jizzed my pants. Was exciting to jerk off, yeap.


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No. 586377 [Reply]

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~


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No. 586340 [Reply]

Holy fuck bros I dropped the spaghetti so hard now I'm cringeing thinking about it I JUST WANT IT TO END REMOVE IT FROM MY MEMORIES OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NORMS
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No.586347

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The cels were right about everything.
One becomes attractive and suddenly the norms think your life has value even though when you were ugly just some months ago they considered you worthless.
Now you have people laughing at every little wisecrack you make, they approach just to talk or give you compliments, they even break your attention from what you were doing to give you a dumb compliment.
They give you jobs and are super nice and are quick to please.

I sure hope they don't think I have forgotten or forgiven.

No.586348

would you rather travel back in time or erase your memories

No.586349

>>586340
same but 12 years ago

No.586363

pussy!

No.586364

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the older i get the more autistic i become



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No. 586319 [Reply]

new pv for yopeekos anime dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozuK90fmjyw

No.586320

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If only…

No.586322

>>586320
>reproduction is prohibited
poor daiya…

No.586333

cute

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No. 586269 [Reply]

Rate this incèl-core

>your new twin sized bed - revolutionary girl utena amv

https://youtu.be/WAKpue8u_2Y
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No.586313

wish people wouldnt use that word in utena threads

No.586314

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Actual 10/10 movie, best love story ever told

No.586315

what's it about?

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No.586327

>>586324
typical vtuber simp



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No. 570785 [Reply]

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>>573173
its not too late

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No.586300

>>586299
Sorry Marisa, but aren't you 16 years old? I'm an old man, so it would be wrong for me to accept this. In fact, I shouldn't even be talking to you, so bye.

No.586301

>>586300
Uh she's like 25 goober

No.586302

im a teen(school idol) at heart



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No. 578977 [Reply]

Did you know?
There is a NEET Saint that lived under his senator parents staircase for over 20 years.

St. Alexius of Rome.
Note: He never had social media.
http://www.easternprom.com/content/pismenny/stAlexius_annotation.html

7 minute video
https://youtu.be/4KK-_cT9OkU


18 minute video
https://youtu.be/3e6zCt2DpNQ
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No.578992

>>578978
He's abandoned you and this place.

No.578996

its ogre

No.586289

in ancient rome valentines day was a festival where men slaughtered goats and made thongs out of the goathides then went around whipping women with the thongs and some women even lined up in the streets because they believe it increased fertility

No.586290

NEET… Anonymous… he's just like me…
This story is interesting in that it avoids a dilemma that always intrigues me whenever I read about anything having to do with identity in the ancient world, which is, how in the world, without realistic paintings or photographs, and during a time when most people never left their town, was anyone really able to find or confirm the identity of anyone else?
Never mind the identity of just common peasants, but what would really be stopping me assuming I have just a bit of wealth, from strolling into peasant village and saying that I am Ceasar, when no one there would have seen Ceasar before to confirm?

I guess they did have busts.

No.586291

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>>586290
>from strolling into peasant village and saying that I am Ceasar, when no one there would have seen Ceasar before to confirm?
You'd be missing a legion of soldiers wearing uniform armor and weapons.

People weren't fucking retarded, they'd know you're not the emperor.

They were smarter than modern day people because they haven't suffered as many generations of mutations, particularly since the population boom of the 20th century going from 1 billion to 8 billion.

Over time animals lose genetic information through mutation, not gain it.



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