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Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 00:47:25 No. 581064 [Reply]

Going to start a youtube channel and make 100k a month to react with "based" and "true" in response to videos I'm watching on stream.

See you later ota.

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 01:12:06 No.581068

It'll probably happen. The only jobs in the future will be reacting to content produced by AI.

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 01:48:44 No.581071

link

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 00:28:22 No. 580860 [Reply]

I’m a husband and father with a small at-home business and a fairly normal life. One of my tasks is sharing carpool duties for my teenage daughter and her cheerleading friends to and from practice and competitions. As it happens, my wife and I haven’t had sex for over two years due to various medical and psychological issues. My wife’s aware of the problem, but it’s been very stressful, and we need to make changes. The other day I picked up my daughter’s friends, and I felt a surge of sexual attraction. I was horrified! I would rather cut off my penus than cause harm to a minor—or cheat on my wife, for that matter.

I want to quit carpool because these feelings make me ashamed and deeply uncomfortable. But then I’d have to come up with a plausible explanation that would still enable my daughter to be in the carpool. If I drive her solo, everyone will wonder what the problem is. Can you think of a solution here?

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:19:40 No.581020

>>581017
>>581019
you forgot to bump

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:24:54 No.581021

>>581017
Greetings and welcome to /jp/! You seem to be a 4channer who is new to this board. Things operate a little bit differently here. The biggest error you seem to have committed is confusing "sage" with an attack. What "sage" does is posts to the thread without bumping it. Here on /jp/ it is used mostly in a polite manner when you want to respond to a post but do not feel that your post is important enough to bump the thread, as how "sage" was originally intended to be used.

Enjoy your stay!

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:34:57 No.581023

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White Knight. 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:46:31 No.581025

>>581023
Ahhhh CUTE!!!

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 00:02:33 No.581057

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>>581023
She walked into the thread and smelled Yummy Knicker

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:47:41 No. 581026 [Reply]

That fucking Naruto

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 13:07:22 No. 580782 [Reply]

I will be playing gikopoi with big dogs like meltingwax, tablecat, daddy cool, 0037, shii and tokiko for new year eve while you retards continue to shit up ota /jp/

http://events.gikopoi.com/e/2023010104.00.txt

the event is on 2023/01/01 @ 04:00 UTC

the instance is running on:
https://play.gikopoi.com/

so what are you waiting for? (´• ω •`)

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:21:01 No.580961

and that gives away that it's a different person… how?

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:24:06 No.580963

I am just giving him the benefit of the doubt. That tranny is the biggest subhuman ever.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:34:46 No.580966

you can lead a man to the dots but you can't make him connect them

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:09:08 No.580971

had dippin dots at cedar point they were okay

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:16:54 No.580973

dippin dots screw that id rather be flippin thots Please stick it in mee

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Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 22:38:18 No. 580478 [Reply]

Merry Christmas, /ota/!

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:36:23 No.580937

vump

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:53:21 No.580938

christmas is over

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:56:53 No.580939

its still Twelvetide

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 20:07:29 No. 580834 [Reply]

the norms give me offerings so i dont destroy their crops

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 05:25:27 No.580929

buu buu yumechis

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 15:13:07 No. 580799 [Reply]

(´• ω •`)

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 02:28:04 No. 580733 [Reply]

I'm SICK of bocchi the rock. Stop talking about it and posting it because there are enough threads. Haha she's shy but she rocks out isn't that a funny contrast? No not really. Not everyone cares about it. Who cares I already saw k-on and hitori bocchi why would I need to watch this then?

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 04:10:27 No.580743

>>580737
Ok.

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 04:56:56 No.580746

she's my guitar hero

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 05:38:28 No.580752

hitori bocchi's two holes sucked ass

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 07:13:38 No.580766

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Posting Kita The Rock!

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 08:11:29 No.580767

>>580766
happy happy kita

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 01:11:06 No. 580725 [Reply]

Check out this stock image of the maid dragon bag I bought.

It has riz as the kids say.

Sorry I can't post the actual photo because I'm scared of backtracing.

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Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 23:49:08 No. 580718 [Reply]

My maymays..

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 23:59:16 No.580719

Sigh Elsie why is Gaia doing this to xem

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Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 16:20:54 No. 580669 [Reply]

Be her dick daddy

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 18:33:04 No.580676

I want EXACTLY this. Princess why do you deny me?

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 19:19:52 No.580685

I want EXACTLY this. Princess why do you deny me?

I want EXACTLY this. Princess why blah blah blah blah

Shut the fuck up already.

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 21:38:57 No.580710

That's it, i'm going to Rape Princess.

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Anonymous 11/12/22 (Sat) 13:08:25 No. 577245 [Reply]

ton tokoton

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Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 19:56:50 No.580694

>>580652
>>580656
bubuuu

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:02:15 No.580696

>>580694
I'd just like an answer.

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:03:23 No.580697

>>580696
bubuuu

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:21:58 No.580701

>>580696
The answer is PUSSY

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 21:16:54 No.580708

Girls who are cute and have pussies and their pussies are cute and we are the ones touching their pussies.

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