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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:52:44 No. 638565 [Reply]

"What has happened before will happen again. What has been done before will be done again. There is nothing new in the whole world"
Ecclesiastes 1:9

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 08:44:20 No.638567

waterbend the cum out my dick into your mouth

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 08:52:14 No.638568

my semens so watery im not convinced theres any viable sperm in it

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 12:39:31 No.638571

brother had to see a urologist for a procedure to make his sperm more viable but it didnt work

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 13:14:35 No.638573

how do you make sperm watery

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Anonymous 12/25/23 (Mon) 05:41:23 No. 607879 [Reply]

spreading christmas cheer

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sage sage 12/26/23 (Tue) 09:20:18 No.607929

sage

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 09:22:07 No.607930

i didnt actually want a ps5 so im gonna exchange it for some gold instead

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 18:56:48 No.607944

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I don't even play games anymore, I just watch shabs play them for me.

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 19:26:14 No.607945

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 13:01:02 No.638572

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:18:10 No. 638560 [Reply]

I got a dog for Christmas so I don't have to be alone anymore
I named him otachi

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:22:36 No.638561

best keep him away from white women

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:39:15 No.638563

Dogs are high maintenance, much prefer cats.

They're smarter than cats and "love you", but I don't need that.

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 02:33:50 No. 612225 [Reply]

When I'm walking through my college campus and I pass the smokers, coughing it up with one another I stop and ask them if I can "bum" a cig. They usually oblige, and I take the little white stick from them and snap it in half like a twig and throw the pieces on the ground.

They look at me, dumbfounded, usually spouting a "bro, what the fuck?" and I tell them I just saved them 5 minutes of their life and they should be thanking me.

They never than me. It's a thankless job, but one that needs to be done.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 02:48:45 No.612227

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Let's be real Poindexter, you'd never do this, and if you did your dweeb ass would be getting an atomic wedgie.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 09:23:07 No.612254

I hate smokers they're gross and evil

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 19:38:28 No.612330

can i bum a fag mate

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 19:50:56 No.612332

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I agree cigarettes are gross

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 21:43:34 No.638527

>>612225
dweeb fantasy

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Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 00:10:15 No. 613242 [Reply]

Who's next?

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Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 18:26:07 No.613344

>>613343
You're arrogant as hell just because you're better than us

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 22:42:06 No.613851

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Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 21:16:47 No.638523

yes

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 21:18:32 No.638524

sex

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Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 08:14:21 No. 544626 [Reply]

might drink some beers darklurking in front of the rectangle until the sun comes up for a change of pace

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Anonymous 09/23/22 (Fri) 13:31:55 No.574508

wish to stick my face into huge drunken tittys

Anonymous 09/24/22 (Sat) 00:18:41 No.574526

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Anonymous 09/24/22 (Sat) 01:40:17 No.574531

>>574526
proto love live!

Anonymous 09/25/22 (Sun) 08:38:36 No.574579

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Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 20:29:21 No.638522

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The world you were born in no longer exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXVMyaQlQGY

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Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 19:45:13 No. 638517 [Reply]

merorin was here, you guys are faggots

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 19:49:59 No.638518

i kiss you

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 19:50:55 No.638519

*smooch*

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Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 17:22:39 No. 627234 [Reply]

shika shika

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Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 10:51:46 No.632855

that was clear from the first ep but nokotan is cute anyway

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 12:02:38 No.632856

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why

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 12:05:02 No.632857

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what do you mean why it should be clear from looking at her

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 12:05:59 No.638494

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Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 12:14:01 No.638495

brothers dog rolled around in deer poop and got it matted into his fur

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Anonymous 10/31/21 (Sun) 02:19:32 No. 551780 [Reply]

Kaede.

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Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 08:39:01 No.638483

every gay faggot in my gay duujins is named Kaede…

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 08:56:07 No.638484

changing my name to kaede

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 09:23:35 No.638485

(im gay btw)

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 09:58:40 No.638489

nobody sayed that

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 10:08:41 No.638490

noone sed what

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Anonymous 08/15/21 (Sun) 18:53:52 No. 546048 [Reply]

Hey ota get online we need a healer

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 19:09:49 No.638427

sex on girl

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 22:57:35 No.638451

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Heal this dumb sheep.

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 04:21:26 No.638479

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I have a squirt bottle of holy water from a catholic priest, it instantly makes me feel better because my faith is so strong I feel God work through it.

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Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 03:38:31 No. 638478 [Reply]

(Happy Christmas)
i wrapped it up and sent it
Wiiiith a note saying i love you
I meeaaant it

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 15:55:20 No. 580809 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 21:54:31 No.638446

unga bunga loli unga bunga pokemon mufacka

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 21:57:21 No.638447

>>638442
That's still far too soon

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 22:20:23 No.638448

hes innocent

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 02:29:53 No.638474

he has a lot of super to catch up on when hes out

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 02:32:44 No.638475

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