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No. 425031 [Reply]

Saber riding a banana

No.425032

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That's not how you use a banana saber

No.425037

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>>425032
Minami handles that banana like she handles my heart.

No.429776

Bananas are for eating, not riding or making sexual gestures.

No.429784

Stolen from /qa/.

No.444929

hell yeah



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No. 429466 [Reply]

Making fried rice for ota!
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No.444896

Found this nice thread on #100.

No.444902

>>444896
good save my man.

No.444904

vegan rice with ota

No.444911

When you’re at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
“I absolutely can’t eat omurice.”
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, “Why not? You don’t like omurice?”

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: “I… well” (take a deep breath) “Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they’re killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can’t bear to think about it! They’ll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…” It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He’s yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You’ve got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. “Didn’t you say you couldn’t eat omurice?”

It is safe enough to blow it off with a “I’m OK with it now”, or “Oh, I got used to it”, or even a “Did I say that?…tehe-pero!”

No.444912

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No. 444895 [Reply]

Does everyone have this same animelube too?
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No.444906

it's rude to speak vietnamese around people who don't understand you

No.444907

oh my mistake tehe~⭐️ ;P

No.444909

>>444906
It's Chinese, retard.

No.444910

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What onaho do you have?

No.444947

>>444895
>>444907
Something is off about these two posts but I can't quite think of what.



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No. 415375 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.415379

This girl kind of looks like Akiha. That feels nice and refreshing

No.415386

Fuck you teenmin

No.415389

>>415386
>>415376
This. Fuck teenmin

No.429458

How?

No.444894

nice thread.



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No. 444885 [Reply]

Soudan shitakute
Liar
Nayanda furi toka
Fire
Datte
Fire
Datte
Liar
SUKI to ienakute

No.444887

I can't stop staring at them.

No.444888

>>444887
Same. A shame one of them is covering up the other.

No.444889

>>444888
Huh? Both her eyes are clearly visible.

No.444890


No.444891

one touches the other



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No. 444569 [Reply]

when i go onto nen and see henri's autistic posts i feel as though the atmosphere has been spoiled somewhat
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No.444607

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>>444587
I thought the band aids were more of a fetish thing so I gave them to Maki.

No.444860

im baka

No.444862

>>444860
don't post cirno

No.444865

god-awful thread
borderline kuso

No.444881

>>444865
deal with it faglord



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No. 444879 [Reply]



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No. 429456 [Reply]

Do you wear glasses, ota?
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No.444869

the female body doesnt interest me anymore after massaging my prostate and feeling the tight hot warmth of my boyhole

No.444873

>>444869
You mean the dirty hole you use to shit

No.444874

>>444869
Please come back…we're all worried about you…

No.444877

>>444867
It's whats inside that counts.

No.444878

>>444869
Chop it off



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No. 444829 [Reply]

you need to die
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No.444837

what's the point of girls if they aren't wearing elegant dresses?

No.444839

IS THAT SHOUJO OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE??

No.444840

>>444839
Yeah of course, you can tell because of her wide child-bearing hips and her soft warm cunny.

No.444841

>>444840
her what?

No.444850

>>444841
you know….



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No. 415107 [Reply]

KOTORI, STOP LOOKING AT HONOKA'S PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!
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No.444728

>>444727
What's her secret?

No.444796

>>444728
boobies

No.444816

they have seen each other changing as well as fully nude multiple times

No.444821

REEEEEEEEEEEE

No.444823

>>444821
…. ?



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No. 437800 [Reply]

Nentrannies getting the ownage.
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No.444815

HOLY FUCK

No.444846

>>444813
>>444812
>>444811
Who posts like this?

No.444847


No.444855

based

No.444858

absolutely pasted



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No. 443370 [Reply]

>/ota/
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No.443402

sifian is that you?

No.443511


No.444706

based

No.444775

cringe

No.444802

r/animemes are our friends



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