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Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 11:06:13 No. 561599 [Reply]

thanks for all your hard work slider

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 12:24:25 No.561600

the drain that connects to both my washing machine and the kitchen sink seems to be clogged so when the washing machine starts pumping out the water it goes straight to the sink send help

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 12:35:58 No.561601

hate housework why can't things just work indefinitely

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 13:49:19 No.561602

>>561600
thats happening to the bathtub and sink hope dad can fix it

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Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri) 04:35:00 No. 561533 [Reply]

Otamin I'm starting to get fat but eating is the only thing I have to look forward to anymore

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Anonymous 03/19/22 (Sat) 20:56:41 No.561567

IWTCIRD

Anonymous 03/19/22 (Sat) 21:01:48 No.561568

>>561565
>master1200
Henri would have posted this.

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 05:31:50 No.561579

guys i bought a ps5 controller and downloaded elden ring i finally feel like im in with the times i died 3 times to the mini boss guy in the beginning in the cave then the tree sentinel beat me at least 50 times but thats okay because im getting better

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 08:19:51 No.561582

>>561579
gamer

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 08:27:20 No.561583

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I think the worst part about being strong or perhaps the only bad part about being strong is how easily you can rip your clothes off on a whim when out of it

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Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 20:44:07 No. 561031 [Reply]

Fuck ota.

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Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 21:54:17 No.561039

ah, yes vtubers. Boring whores screaming retard shit into a microphone while simps give them all their money.

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 22:01:52 No.561043

They use a cute voice and never say threatening or mean things that's why I like them.

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 22:03:47 No.561044

I don't watch vtubers.

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 02:14:46 No.561575

>>561043
this one just did

Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 05:43:39 No.561580

Koyori is pretty sexy, not going to lie.

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Anonymous 03/17/22 (Thu) 14:53:36 No. 561521 [Reply]

Satoko died for our sins

Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri) 13:26:47 No.561540

>>561521
Revived for yuri

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Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 03:04:46 No. 561444 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi9YeK222hQ

Wish I lived in 1400s Europe in a castle, and there would be a castle town below with markets and houses, and vast plains you could ride a horse on with no fences, that shit would've been cooler than this.

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Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 08:17:38 No.561458

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>>561457
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont-Saint-Michel

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 08:21:01 No.561459

>>561455
imagine thinking wealthy people abide by laws and rules

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 10:12:31 No.561465

>>561458
Wow that's really cool! Let's conquer the castle together ota!!!!

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 23:50:23 No.561499

>>561459
>le imagine
>le epic meme
>le imagine in le current year

Anonymous 03/17/22 (Thu) 12:58:49 No.561517

green

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Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 18:52:02 No. 561479 [Reply]

Die.

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Anonymous 02/26/22 (Sat) 18:15:59 No. 560544 [Reply]

Are you enjoying Elden Ring?

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Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 05:49:07 No.561405

>>561403
You must live in some alternate reality where half the bosses aren't designed to read your rolls immediately as you press it.

Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 06:05:00 No.561406

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>>561405
…nani?

I am reacting to their attacks and rolling through them, I don't roll before they attack unless I'm dropping my spaghetti.

Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 06:22:39 No.561408

>>561405
Some attack patterns have follow ups based on player action. You can respond to those safely the same way you can everything else, and it adds dimension to the battle. People calling this input reading are just ignorant. If you were in lethal combat with someone, they could see what you are doing and react. Nothing in Elden Ring transcends that. Play SFII Turbo if you want lessons on what input reading is.

Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 08:22:48 No.561409

I think its wrong to say you react to bosses attacks when they often have multiple mix ups that require pre dodging their lightning fast moves.

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 04:22:20 No.561453

stupid fucking tree

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Anonymous 03/12/22 (Sat) 19:22:48 No. 561248 [Reply]

Did you end up the worst off out of everyone you knew growing up?

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Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 02:08:35 No.561439

>>561436
hes NOT a norm

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 02:20:38 No.561440

gymnorm gymnorm

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 02:33:39 No.561441

sorry made my decision hes a norm but what can you expect from the cord gang

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 03:02:17 No.561443

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How can you tell if someone is a norm anyway what makes someone a norm

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 04:19:13 No.561452

>>561443
God has not completely forsaken the cel as he has given each and every one an internal norm radar, to know who is a norm instantly with the minimum of information.
Just a name can tell me if you're norm or not.

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Anonymous 03/14/22 (Mon) 22:37:42 No. 561387 [Reply]

It says on you're chart you've never held a girl's hand. We regret to inform you that 100% of KHV syndrome cases are terminal. We're sorry.

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Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 03:35:08 No.561401

>>561400
No post

Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 04:24:57 No.561404

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My friend and I will feel one another's hands and rub our fingers and stuff tonight he said he could have had a gf but he blocked her because he doesn't really want one he just gets lonely and wants to be held I don't know if he's hinting at me or what but I don't know if I am ready for that not to mention since he's taller I fear that I would default to being the girl

Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 06:14:58 No.561407

>>561404
You are so lucky to have a special friend. Next time you should wear a cute skirt for him!

Anonymous 03/15/22 (Tue) 14:27:09 No.561414

>>561407
Fag

Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 02:45:25 No.561442

https://www.liquisearch.com/juliet/juliets_age

wonder how many people know this
why have we been so brain broken to strictly adhere to finding women only above 18 as attractive but seconds before her 18th birthday youre a sick weird pedophile

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