/jp/ - 2D/Random

You need to bury a gogurt tube in fertile ground and it will grow into a gooey creamy pussy and a girl will form around it.

Well what have you tried?

Looks and status is all that matters

waiting for someone to crash through a window and whisk me away from the bullies

>>583871
I have posted a lot on ota about pussies

>The burden of thinking and acting like a criminal without any of the possible benefits.
Gems of wisdom from times past.

>>583766
Your post was fine it's just that one guy. Relax friend.

what guy

>>583773
its fine dont worry about me

>>583771
who?

you now "that one dude who's always"

I had a gf once

the ultimate chad

cant believe nb flipping made it

It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.

You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.

After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.

It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.

I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.

never understood why some norms dont add a space after their punctuation is it an esl thing

+1

LOLIHOMO

Playing this Berserk game for the Dreamcast.

You play as Berserk, he has a big sword and in narrow hallways it constantly clangs against the walls. You have to rescue your retarded non-verbal girlfriend from Barron Ballzack.

I have not seen a single piece of text. Just the HUD, cutscenes, and gameplay. I didn't realize how much more "immersive" a game is when it doesn't stop you every 5 seconds with some text prompt explaining every little thing.

Gameplay is sort of like primitive Dark Souls without a dodge button or lock-on. ("It's like Dark Souls but…")

>>579867
the only good thing about that game is Zodd

ran 13 km through the woods at sunset and came back along the train tracks my shadow got really long

run back to hima

liked back when you could have trap threads without people posting gross pictures

abgrund died for this

>>583143
back to the sharty soyteen

>>583144
Mahiro isn't a trap. She's a girl for real.

LET ME PUT MY PENIS IN THE "DOWN THERE" OF A GIRL!!!

weird how my penis has never been inside a vagina other than my moms but my father and his father and his fathers father and his fathers fathers father as far back as when nuwa created him from clay all had sex with women but i didnt and im a cel and just sit here like a lemon and get ynajed by mom

sex with mom!

>>583200
Anyone tried this tactic
How can I get mom turned on

grandma said im handsome

You're an idiot.