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No. 590117 [Reply]

I think sexual intercourse is a hoax
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No.590191

>>590190
Well yes that would be women's fault

No.590192

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>>590191
you should look in the mirror because you need some REFLECTION!@@@!

No.590221

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smother her with your overconfidence it's the equivalent of crushing someone with a concrete slab

No.590224

I'm too high IQ to have baseless confidence but not high IQ enough to improve to the point I'm allowed to be confident

No.590303

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No. 575986 [Reply]

>saves the world
>people still treat him like shit
>man gets hit by woman = FUNNY
>loud = FUNNY
>unlucky = FUNNY
>has a hot as fuck babe Lum all over his dick but only wants other women

i dont like this anime
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No.585887

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No.590208

last episode had a lot of soul glad i didnt drop

No.590210

>>590208
what story was it?

No.590302

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No. 590055 [Reply]

bros he's making a new phantasmagoria
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No.590078

what's the point? no one here has friends to play with

No.590079

thought about how if i was born in japan i would have friends in a doujin circle to play touhou and other games with but then realized i was doomed to be an antisocial tard either way since i cant even be friends with extroverted westerners

No.590080

I have friends but I have no interest in multiplayer games

No.590202

i have multiplayer games but i have no interest in friends

No.590300

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No. 590130 [Reply]

i need more teeth drilled
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No.590187

brush and floss every day so i dont end up like teio

No.590197

>>590138
you need to take care of your chomp chomp henris

No.590198

take care of your chomp chomp henris or they will turn into glub glub trevors

No.590200

>>590198
sigh hate glub glub trevors

No.590299

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No. 590195 [Reply]

Miku is back after a long hiatus!


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No. 577501 [Reply]

pussy (✿ ≖⁀≖)
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No.589259

wonder when the new railgun season will be announced

No.589260

still haven't watched the last one
why is kuroko in a wheelchair again i forgot

No.589264

too many cums made her legs weak

No.590139

big girls have pussies

No.590154

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the pussies



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No. 590147 [Reply]

do you like memes ota

also what's your favorite meme

No.590153

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The heckin memes



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No. 590133 [Reply]

h… e… n… r…

No.590137

dont u dare



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No. 590081 [Reply]

Sup dude want to take one of these pills?
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No.590084

no and get that cigarette out of my face burnout slag

No.590085

Could not identify with that normime

No.590086

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Crocs are for autistics where you're from? Haha it's not like that in Poccnr I just wear them cause they're comfortable

No.590088

do they still sell those faggot ass little croc pegs

No.590089

Wish Haruko would appear in my home and then take me to space with her



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No. 590012 [Reply]

>reported pedo
>Die pedo
>Hope you get caught pedo
>Vomit
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No.590014

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peace between otachis and kinpatsu youjo

No.590015

i wouldn't love little girls if they stopped being so dang sexy

No.590016

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>ota

No.590017

not easy being cheesy

No.590018

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No. 571672 [Reply]

Does anyone want to play splatoon wth me
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No.571725

>>571682
>>571682
post your nintendo friend code

No.571727

SW-2942-1483-7024

No.589878

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kids love squids

No.589879

i bought it back in novemeber played for like a month and then haven't touched it since like mid-december
sigh there should have been a demo or something

No.589881

splatoon 3 feels like its been out forever but the hima exodus was before it released hard to imagine i was still playing 2 at the time



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No. 589852 [Reply]

It's a hot summer morning in Japan. You wake up and step outside for a smoke and then the girl who lives next door and is also a sixth grader comes out. How long is your sentence going to be if you plead guilty?
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No.589860

Let's rape that girl.

No.589861

im standing on the balcony, shirtless, ripped, in just my grey sweatpants no underwear, my manhood casting an impressive outline, i take that first long drag on my hand rolled cigarette
nothing quite like the first one of the day. i feel the nicotine spread through my body and my senses come alive
i look to my right an notice the young neighbor girl having a cheeky mire as she puts out the recycling, i give her my best seductive grin and a good morning
shes wearing a loose tshirt barely covering her well developed tits, i can see her nipples through the thin fabric, she turns around and bends over to tie the bag and the shirt rides up a bit
i can see her panties, a fat lip almost bulging out the side..she goes downstairs to place it in the bin, her luscious black hair gently swinging in the breeze

after she comes back up the stairs i say "im making iced coffee if you want some" and beckon her inside, she gives a coy smile and says yes please as she comes into my apartment..

No.589866

I avoid eye contact and go back inside

No.589869

>>589866
yeah this feels more relatable

No.589870

>>589861
henri is that you



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