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No. 595575 [Reply]

Post whatever you want ITT
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No.598180

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trreeeeeerrrrrevvvvoooirrrrrrrr

No.598352

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thinking about mexico
it has all sorts of things i like/are interesting
fireworks, exploding hammers, coke'cola, mezcal, mexican beer, cacti, mescaline, magic mushrooms, chilli peppers, tacos, desert, guns, burritos, aztec shit, slutty little brown girls

yeah feel like one could have an interesting time in mexico

No.598355

>>598352
It's cr*zy to me that they want to come here to wageslave. I should hop the fence over there, no dystopian police state, just cartels which who cares.

No.598357

you arise at 10.30am, it's warm
you put on your cowboy attire and boots first checking for scorpions and snakes
you head down to the local cafe for cheap coffee, cigarettes and breakfast burritos

todays itinerary
-drinking beers at the beach
-lunch
-cock fighting session with betting (you win)
-mezcal and beer at the bar
-fuck a cheap young hooker
-clean up and head to dinner
-bull fighting
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No. 541093 [Reply]

mom fell asleep with her arse out its actually impressive for a 50 year old no cellulite
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No.555098

sigh guess i'll do my idol smile push ups after all

No.555224

Does masturbating without reaching climax still count as abstaining? I still get to keep my test because I never reach orgasm is that how it works?

No.555225

>>555224
sounds like some taoist shit but i think so

No.572557

mommy's ass

No.598325

>>541093
should've taken some pictures for your ota bros



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No. 549674 [Reply]

>a bird gets in the house
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No.598288

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

No.598293

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a bird in the lap is worth two in the house

No.598296

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No.598324

a pussy in the lap is worth two pussies in the house



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No. 571878 [Reply]

He's going to fuck his mom's huge melons.
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No.572012

slammed my cock into some fat tits

No.572016

the titty slammer

No.572017

sigh hes doing a dime in the slammer thanks to cameron

No.572785

Fancy a nice tit fuck right now

No.598320

need some huge mommy tittys to rest my weary head upon



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No. 598317 [Reply]

>God will never leave me nor forsake me


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No. 571882 [Reply]

The worst crime a man can commit, worse than thieving, rape, murder, assault, child abuse, baby raping, baby killing, arson, burglary, genocide, cannibalism, trafficking, drug dealing, and betrayal; is being nice and having low self esteem. According to women
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No.571888

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You're both really stupid hohoho

You have a very one-dimensional view of women

Keep telling yourselves all that bullshit, losers :D

No.571891

can't really blame em
people who act overly nice and hate themselves are consistently some of the worst human beings on the planet and regularly make things worse for everyone around themselves

No.571892

the zinc salt found in head and shoulders is banned in the eu because it causes dna damage oh boy all the dandruffcels got owned hard here i am using castile soap for years

No.571909

>>571888
They are one dimensional

No.598289

paste



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No. 595864 [Reply]

Pokemon
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No.597206

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bastards at pokemon keep making the pokegirls sexy

No.597219

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>>597205
I haven't reloaded the page.

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No.598280

Find it kind of weird how all of the pokemon girls are nice and cool but when I was a kid I remember all of the girls around that age as being rude bitches



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No. 597975 [Reply]

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No.598095

Zuko's girl is ugly

No.598099

>>598095
Oh yeah? What does your girl look like?

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No. 598089 [Reply]

Am I insane or do I only want to be insane? I find myself asking this same question over and over every day. It's difficult to admit your personality is so shallow the only thing that might make it stand out more is mental illness.

No.598090

you sound pretty insane to me

No.598091

The self is an illusion. People don't have set personalities. You are chasing after something that isn't real. In that sense, I guess you could say that you are genuinely insane.

No.598092

Frankly if you've ended up in this place at this point you are probably insane on some level

No.598093

Thank you for your kind words.

No.598275

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Help me buddyman I'm going insane



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No. 570445 [Reply]

pajeet tried to run me over at the intersection again……………………….
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No.598177

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>>598175
>m.youtube

No.598178

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postin from my phond on my bed laying down 3 feet away from my computer
cope

No.598237

hima won

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No. 598154 [Reply]

I think I understand why the governments are importing so many people, especially men.
If you saw anything that happened in Ukraine this year, you realized modern war is different, but similar to what it was in the past. Most men die without ever seeing combat. They are given equipment just incase, but it is known that they will likely never use it. They go to the front lines just to die and force the enemy into using their dwindling resources. The life expectancy at one point was just a few hours long, and that battle lasted months. The US government leaked estimates a few months ago that said about 500,000 have died in total from both sides.

Now think…..

Would Ukraine have faired better if they had just finished importing a million military age men into the country?
Obviously the answer is yes. 1 million men would be two or more extra years of constant bloodshed in the Ukraine war. Not just that, but it could also mean more costly pushes could be attempted, and possibly a quicker end to the war.
It could be a mere coincidence both Europe and North America suddenly have complete open boarders policies. But I don't think so. There were mass migration events before, but not like this.
I believe it may be possible the world governments are preparing for a war, and these men they bring in are going to be drafted.
Just think, ALL of this is completely illegal, but they are not even trying to hide it and even though political parties will promise to stop it, they willingly choose not to (see Italy).
Thoughts?
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No.598229

I want to be the one being impregnated so much it hurts. Something about the taboos: how it's so wrong to be a man yet wanting to be pregnant, how wrong it is to get bred in the wrong hole with the wrong anatomy to bear a child but end up growing one inside me anyway, and the wrongness of being nominally hetero but getting turned on at the idea of carrying another man's baby in my guts. Not to mention the physical feeling of carrying a squirming, kicking, living thing in my belly that grows bigger and heavier each passing day, both the sensation of movement and the constant reminder of unmistakable consequences of my perversion. The burning humiliation and shame for how I got here and trying to function despite my impossible state and struggling to hide my changing ripening body from others, both unable and unwilling to explain my situation.

No.598231

wth

No.598233

>>598229
Shit, posted in the wrong tab admin please delete

No.598235

delete it yourself you flippin moranis

No.598269

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No.598043

>>585883
Hello where does that pussy? The heycute goodtouch wetcute pussy of a girl and let's RAPE that pussy!

No.598182

activity!
hey yoo daiyo~
flood detected
daiyo~
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No.598230

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No.598234

>>598230
I love this song I've been listening to it on repeat for days! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
The Animated dance and expressions are really Awesome as well! ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

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