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No. 594548 [Reply]

I value sex literally more than any norm and yet I'm BANNED from it, never even had a phase where I thought girls were icky as a child, I always liked how warm and soft they were and wanted to hug and kiss and cuddle them at all stages of my life, yet I am BLACKLISTED from fulfilling these lifelong desires by the entire female population.
This isn't FAIR.
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No.594567

Tonight a girl asked me to work out with her I said ok to be nice but I actually hate her and know she's only doing this because I cracked the demiurge's codes

No.594569

yeah im such a virg girls ask me out on dates only once a week Please excuse my poor English amirite broskis

No.594584

Pretty sure everyone on ota is an adult not sure why you think there would be virgs here

No.594601

>>594566
i am a loner creep now that the oat man killed my only friend

No.594603

>>594601
I'm glad the oat man killed your friend



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No. 594585 [Reply]

"Smartest people make most convincing idiots."

Or so I thought before I met you.

No.594596

*spreads your legs and starts licking*



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No. 594572 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots


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No. 576802 [Reply]

Why is pixiv full of children pictures?
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No.577185

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this illustrator only seems to draw smut

No.594510

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No.594512

>>576805
mario isnt on playstation that looks like some bootleg knockoff shovelware

No.594570

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>>594510
things like getting pregnant

No.594571

>>594570
otalass what do you think about this type of post



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No. 594456 [Reply]

why isn't T deleting the pizza on his website
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No.594519

>>594513
ah the peppeloni

No.594522

oh no it's the pizza i simply canNOT ignore it ota desperately needs somebody to spam the board with alphabets

No.594558

>>594522
The alphabet keeps threads in the same order so it's not like it changes anything

No.594564

>>594558
it disrupts that pedolonis ability to ingest cheese pizza

No.594568

how can one person be wrong about everything? hardware, software, creation of the universe, video games, intersex relationships, health and exercising, psychology of imageboard forums…



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No. 594537 [Reply]

What made Japan seriously think they could occupy and control Korea, China, and most of SEA?

Even if US/allies didn't interfere in WWII, did they seriously think they could sustainably control that massive amount of land and the people would just accept it? Mind boggling hubris.

No.594538

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No.594541

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I forgot Pearl Harbor, the US might have not even joined the war if it wasn't for that

lmfaoooooooooo what were they smoking

No.594549

Yes.

Japan held Taiwan for a mere 50 years. In those 50 years the cultural assimilation was so strong, the Taiwanese basically considered themselves Japanese, had Japanese names, and they died and fought for the Emperor just like everyone else. The freaking former president of Taiwan who was just a child during Japanese rule is still so indoctrinated he literally defends Japan and denies the existence of comfort women and says that Koreans should just stop whining and that Japan wasn't so bad to this day.

There's no doubt that Korean national identity wouldn't really exist today or it would just be an extension to the primary Japanese one.

So yeah, Japan could've probably held quite a large swath of territories they conquered, their only mistake was simply not bypassing Philippines and leaving America alone.

>>594541
They thought America was going to attack anyway (wrong), so they thought a preemptive crippling strike would force the Americans to the bargaining table, which was still pretty retarded.



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No. 594450 [Reply]

did you know that on average it takes 2 hours for a woman to bleed out of her asshole once every month

scary
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No.594464

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>>594461
You seem to be mistaken.

Bees have a matriarchal society where there is one queen for several 1000s of bees and only the queen mates.

No.594465

>>594464
Alright, then what if instead of having billions of women occupying the earth and picking their own individual mates we just had one really big woman who would get impregnated by every guy and give birth to all of their children. I would be open to that solution too.

No.594466

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I prefer the idea of being able to receive a miko blessing at any time

No.594474

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my friend was intimately familiar with idol reproduction wish i had asked more questions now i,ll never know how it works
think it has something to do with their hats

No.594528

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No. 594248 [Reply]

UH-OH

SPAGHETTIOS!
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No.594352

he posted here

No.594361

he farted here

No.594362

your face

No.594365

you're a fag

No.594463

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is this the peak of isekai manga?



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No. 594303 [Reply]

Another inadvertent week, well 8 days now. I think 7-8 days is the hard limit before you start to feel itchy or get smelly, though maybe it'd be better if I changed my clothes.
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No.594388

wouldnt even have a phone if my family didnt keep buying me them so they have a way to contact me

No.594392

hurt myself putting on deodorant

No.594395

how

No.594397

just got out of the shower and rubbed it on too hard i guess caused some kind of friction burn its all red and hurts now

No.594449

prefer rubbing one out while still in the shower personally



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No. 535724 [Reply]

Is this image still true?
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No.594379

cant believe its been over 10 years since what was put down…. RIP
https://files.catbox.moe/c04ps6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/mul8cd.mp4

No.594380

All three Gothic Lolita's pissed in front of Me!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No.594428

>type in what dash ch dot mooo dot com
>still get redirected to ota

shitmin……

No.594433

tp was creepy and grotesque

No.594448

>>594433
*squeezes out a huge turd*



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No. 594383 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

No.594384

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keep hearing voices

No.594386

yopeeko…

No.594398

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Check out this kino Majora's Mask ad



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No. 594162 [Reply]

henri spotted in the wild
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No.594390

it's still so mindboggling to me that americans use a piece of paper to rub shit all over their ass and then they just walk around with that smeared shit in their pants all day

No.594391

mindraping that Europeans don't even wipe. They walk around with their shit caked around their butthole.

No.594393

I can't load large images here on my phone but on pc they load instantly like anything else.

No.594394

umamusume mindpony

No.594396

>>594393
Whoa, it's the opposite for me. I just noticed that recently and was surprised.



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