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No. 535691 [Reply]

*chomp*
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No.537473

White people are cowes

No.537474

>>537473
Nigga HUSH

No.537475

are people who are allergic to milk also allergic to plant milks

No.537476

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No.537477

this anime girl seems to not like milks



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No. 537368 [Reply]

>Hop in, faggot

No.537369

We're heading to Flavor Town?



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No. 537304 [Reply]

The nu-jaypeesphere dictionary of universal responses & derogatory terms vol. I (of I)


foid(n) - a poster vocally supportive of women
boid(n) - a poster with a more traditional mindset
based(adj) - an informal upvote function
teen(n) - a person under 29 unaware of the established local customs, often a revisionist; can be used as a suffix (-teen)
tranny(n) - a homosexual in denial; can be used as a suffix (-tranny)
cope(v) - used by an overwhelmed opponent during an argument when they are ready to concede
seethe(v) - see 'cope'
good old days(Ancient /jp/ proverb) - used to draw attention to the current sorry state of things; proverb's origin unclear
fren(n) - a person who is part of a clique that engages in various group activities over the internet (usually short-lived)
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No.537357

henri

No.537358

>>537357
..is gone forever.

No.537359

>>537355
imposter

No.537360

>>537359
It's really me.

No.537361

>>537360
prove it with a cute oomi



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No. 537297 [Reply]

BLaZE it

No.537301

L. Mayo

No.537302

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That's massively sussy OP



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No. 537280 [Reply]

anyone here used to play soggy biscuit with your mates in highschool?

you would stand in a circle and jack off onto a biscuit (cookie) and the guy who took the longest had to eat it
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No.537287

poggera

No.537292

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boids are so disgusting

No.537294

>>537280
Faggot

No.537295

>>537292
まじひくわ

No.537298

Young boys shooting their sticky healthy loads



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No. 537093 [Reply]

ota! i love oyu
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No.537240

>>537237
>>537238
eating white rice every day won't suddenly make you japanese wake up

No.537241

>>537236
>>537240
wish i was this dumb must be nice going through life as a drooling retard

No.537268

henri HENRI

No.537279

shit SHIT

No.537281

>>537240
Actually it does.



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No. 537261 [Reply]

keep teen spirit
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No.537276

>>537275
henri is loved

No.537277

>>537270
I'm glad

No.537278

sources tell me henri was a nefarious bumhole raider

No.537354

smells like



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No. 537239 [Reply]

fuck ota

No.537244

HEEEEEY YEEEEAAAHH

No.537246

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Flood detected

No.537250

fuck ota



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No. 537135 [Reply]

EXCUSE ME
She asked for no pickles
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No.537146

>>537144
Oh so they say "I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." usually?

No.537151

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>>537145
Will you be paying with Monero or cash?

No.537162

>>537146
no because those don't have drink names and nobody ever ordered a ``soda''

No.537175

need a reiko friend to protect me from the bully cashiers who intentionally mess up my order to bully me

No.537181

the local burger shop forgot to give me my side pickles once and I raged



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No. 537112 [Reply]

The only people to ever approach me to enjoy my company were the mentally ill.

No.537122

That’s because you’re very sane and intelligent. Opposites attract.

No.537131

My best mate in highschool was almost assuredly on the spectrum and was voted most shy senior year.
When I was a kid I always ended up having the weird kids come over when I didn't really want them to.
The only women to have ever approached me for conversation were when I was in line at the pharmacy at the mental health clinic.
The only people I talk to on a daily basis are internet freakcels.

No.537132

dont think we had any most x at my high school but id have to pull out my yearbook to check and not gonna do that



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No. 537090 [Reply]

ill show them im going to get huge
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No.537097

>>537096
what kind of sick person turns a cute shota into a beefcake

No.537098

>>537097
Every boy wants to grow up to be a buffed out mass monster like Goku/Superman/Lion-o/etc etc

I was a boy once I know these things

No.537099

>>537098
uh no, having big muscles means you're a manual laborer

No.537100

>>537099
Nothing wrong with neither of those things.



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No. 537071 [Reply]

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

No.537094

*POOpS*

No.537103

We are >>537071's unused brain parts. We're sorry that >>537071 totally missed the point of this thread. We tried to warn the cut&paste lobe, but it went brazenly on, totally missing the point of the thread in its zeal to post a years-old piece of stupidity that has been totally drained of funny and is now a dried out husk of stupidity. In fact, we unused lobes suspect that the cut&paste lobe may have been trying to be ironic in posting something that was both unfunny and off-topic.
We are currently attempting to reroute bloodflow through >>537071's brain so that the more intelligent parts can once again take command and make >>537071 into a valuable member of society.
Wish us luck. Godspeed!



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