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No. 631898 [Reply]

I'm a bad mother fucker, not a fucking role model
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No.631937

That was necessary.

No.631954

pussy is always necessary

No.633151

three bad pussies

No.633169

those are some nice pussies you got there

No.633186

i will sperm them in the order of 2, 1, 3



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No. 633049 [Reply]

>have a job
>want to kill myself
>have no job
>want to kill myself
very cool
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No.633109

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its best to let the flowers pollinate themselves

No.633111

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warning low pollen

No.633170

>>633053
why don't you rent the house and, instead of impotently complaining about them, become the landlord elite class? Since the buyer of your house will probably do that anyway.

No.633172

>>633170
>why don't you rent the house
I'm not a hypocrite. To me this is sort of like asking why I don't just kill innocent people for money, because someone else is gonna do it anyway.

Don't call the parasite owner class that only is allowed to "own things" and extract money from workers because of state-backed violence "the elite".

No.633185

Don't you commies ever get tired of being wrong? Wouldn't it be nice to be factually correct and realistic for once?



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No. 633113 [Reply]

420 blaze it faggot all day, all day

No.633126

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You know it!



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No. 633099 [Reply]

Kimochi warui…

No.633100

atama warui

No.633114

girls are so cute

No.633115

i wish i was cute :c



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No. 542652 [Reply]

Huh? You want to see my canker sore? Alright…

Iz 'ight heah.
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No.633091

i am norm

No.633104

i am norm

No.633105

die norms

No.633107

watakushi shinanai ze

No.633108

thrive norms



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No. 633037 [Reply]

Ww3 is happening Iran fired missiles at Isreal

No.633039

HOOOOOORAAAYYYY!!!

No.633041

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No.633042

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They did this a few months ago already. The Iron Dome (courtesy of US tax paypigs) stopped almost all of them.

If you're going to launch conventional missiles at Israel, you need to launch millions of decoy heat signatures mixed in with real missiles to confuse the Iron Dome.

It's not like this isn't possible, am I just smart and Iran is retarded?

Let me tell you about a future war.

Thousands of ICBMs, which still can't be intercepted, land on every single US military base in the world, the pentagon, white house, and every glownigg3r headquarters and datacenter used to spy on people.

That's it, the war is over, within a few hours.

No.633044

spam

No.633067

nothing ever happens



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No. 584864 [Reply]

Chastity cage on, butt plug in, diapered up, pacifier secured, nipple clamps applied, and even handcuffed to desk. Yep it's healing time.
Oh no! I got too horny and started playing with my virtual succubus instead!
2 hours of CBT and frustration later I haven't healed a single hitpoint! SIGH.
I guess I'll clean up and unlock the cage…
Right after I level up.
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No.584873

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No.584874

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>>584872
ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai

No.633058

wtf

No.633059

Alright I think I’m done with this site. Some faggot tranny keeps posting this shit everyday and has no life. Another image board ruined by faggots

No.633066

>>584874
fake where are the black bars that go over her female ass hole



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No. 633050 [Reply]

How do you respond?

No.633052

*whips out erect cock*
Link away babe!

No.633054

Sneedemfeedem and poota shiesty linked up!? Need it or keep it?

No.633055

i ask to be vored and end this farce

No.633061

>>633055
o rly?



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No. 591811 [Reply]

A woman said I was beautiful and asked me to smile last night. She was mocking me though.
I hate women.
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No.633027

>>633015
Do you have facial hair of any kind?

No.633031

>>633027
I don't let it get longer than stubble

No.633032

have a pretty complicated skin care routine but sometimes wonder what the point is but its kind of fun

No.633034

>>633015
flip you bragnorm

No.633036

was waiting for some paint to dry yesterday so parked my van on main street in town outside a sushi restaurant to creep watch for a while at some point this fat arse bitch waddled into the store literally waddled it was like a fucking sphere and im not american so it was quite a sight



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No. 632984 [Reply]

Ain't shit green but that lima bean
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No.633000

lucky girl

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No.633009

is he tickling her?

No.633024

yeah he's tickling her with his penis

No.633028

wish i could get a massage from niinii



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No. 576841 [Reply]

apparently if girls are administered GHB they turn super horny and shameless and will just start masturbating in font of you
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No.632977

>>590431
Women are more disgusted by incest than men according to studies. This makes sense because making a mistake in choosing a mate is very costly for a woman. Women who spent 9 months and more investing in an incestuous offspring with a higher chance of defects would have had a lower long term gene survival rate than women who didn't.

Men on the other hand can knock up their sister without that much psychical consequence. Only their society could create a possible consequence, as an extension of protecting the woman's interests, and also the tribe's interest in her fertile womb. Men are also disgusted by it, but not to the same extent (degozaru)

No.632978

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Single generation inbreeding is not nearly as bad as society makes it out to be and you can pretty easily look up numbers for it. It gets pretty bad after multiple generations.
Also we hate gozaru.

No.632986

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love sexy babies

No.633017

i accidentally ate all the alfredo and owgirl raged and for her dinner microwaved herself a hotdog and i said youll feel better after a flip and so we did a couple of times and it might have helped i sure felt better at least

No.633020

nice owgirl you got there mine just cools afresh



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No. 632988 [Reply]

Snape kills Dumbledore


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