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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:22:17 No. 623330 [Reply]

Imagine the smell/feel

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:23:12 No.623331

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:39:17 No.623338

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Women are people too.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:40:26 No.623339

>>623338
Theyre aliens

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 00:09:12 No.623345

feel more in common with certain animals than the females of my own species

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 12:17:12 No. 623279 [Reply]

My fridge. Is full of things. That I can't remember.

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 13:37:13 No.623285

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This is a one time problem, just don't buy that much in the future.

Just finished my bi-monthly backup + Arch upgrade + malware check + login to all accounts

Feels good. Trying to get ready for Elden Ring DLC.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:59:26 No.623311

are you ok?

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 20:04:47 No.623312

>>623311
Well, if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way
For all the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 20:05:10 No.623313

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My anus. Is full of things. That I can't remember.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 20:16:33 No.623314

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YOUR ANUS IS FULL OF SHIT

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Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 19:39:00 No. 619015 [Reply]

Got a cup of tea.

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Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 22:21:46 No.623165

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Having the tea and vodka poured up my ass.

Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 00:18:32 No.623170

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I bought Arma Reforger. I like it. I'll be heading to bed.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 09:57:14 No.623277

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Had chips alongside tea for breakfast.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 10:06:19 No.623278

have some methanol for lunch

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 21:31:40 No.623430

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Had diarrhea from eating only chips alongside tea for breakfast.

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:40:28 No. 623252 [Reply]

Just lie down, relax and close your eyes….everything will be okay.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:53:29 No.623253

doesnt she know that chips and soda are bad for you

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:35:46 No.623263

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cyanide gas donald duck thank you sweet jesus.jpg

Everything. Will. Be. DAIJOUBU (big joubu)

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:47:53 No.623264

la di fucking da dee i brought molly to the party tell your girl ill fist fuck her tell her sorry im just gnarly as a bitch do the shmoney dance on this dick if i'm not getting money then im bound to hit a lick hit a lil boos he gon pass me for the zip lil boosie want me down im just icy as a bitch god damn

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:51:02 No.623265

its the bot

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Fuck the Recursive Bible! RecursiveBible 06/07/22 (Tue) 03:48:43 No. 567865 [Reply]

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

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Anonymous 06/10/22 (Fri) 20:47:59 No.567980

whatman's never recovering from this own

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 01:26:51 No.623256

Hue HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 01:44:56 No.623259

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christians and other religious type are not common in my country
bible thumping even less so
even the brethos never care to bring it up

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:24:08 No.623262

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Quite literally days were less than 24 hours long, and still are in some places

24 hour days are a construct of the Gregorian calendar. You may not realize this, but time and celestial cycles are not the Gregorian calendar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Ethiopia

Ethiopia has 12 hour days all year round. The day starts at 6AM and ends at 6PM. This is literally when the sun rises and sets every day because they're on the equator.

>>567980
I don't really understand what he's even arguing.

>>623259
Fucking western European.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 05:23:36 No.623271

do they put the same sticker on the talmud

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Anonymous 11/19/21 (Fri) 23:25:37 No. 553414 [Reply]

yおしっこ's fridey stream

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Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 12:24:09 No.623208

if i was her that would mean i was a girl therefore it wouldnt be gay

Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 13:40:34 No.623209

she looks so sexy covered in discarded cum and bruises

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:13:19 No.623247

>>623208
shut up homo

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:14:57 No.623248

no homo

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:19:10 No.623251

>>623181
fag

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Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 23:43:43 No. 623239 [Reply]

Im 14 and my bf is a vampire from the 15th century, is that age gap okay?

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Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 23:49:10 No.623241

test

Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 23:50:52 No.623242

got a nice phat 30 day ban on the 4 for saying i was 10 years old

Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 23:57:32 No.623244

once got permad for saying im 12 years old and what is this in front of a newfriend janny

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:07:10 No.623245

youre still 12 even if its ironic or something

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:18:11 No.623250

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Anonymous 09/16/21 (Thu) 06:11:42 No. 549437 [Reply]

yuck

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:15:45 No.623249

weebs be like

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Anonymous 11/11/22 (Fri) 18:25:03 No. 577206 [Reply]

5 o'clock get a call to go blading at the skatepark down by the mall

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Anonymous 11/12/22 (Sat) 12:31:59 No.577243

the skater

Anonymous 11/12/22 (Sat) 12:56:26 No.577244

>>577241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzMd_oSU7lM

Anonymous 11/12/22 (Sat) 13:09:40 No.577246

>>577244
I knew this was going to be Avril Lavigne before clicking the link.

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 13:50:35 No.610521

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Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 23:57:01 No.623243

drove to pick up my burger and saw 3 amish women carrying skateboards

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Anonymous 05/31/24 (Fri) 10:25:24 No. 622636 [Reply]

I'm riding my bike across town at 8:30AM to go to a daily catholic mass

First one I've ever been to, I don't know, I just feel compelled to go today.

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Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 16:07:32 No.623215

"16-22"

lol, rofl

Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 16:08:11 No.623216

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