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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 07:09:45 No. 590983 [Reply]

I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy…but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY– OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo…a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco!

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 08:14:12 No.590984

vibing some strong sam hyde pulls up in this

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 14:13:49 No.590989

>>590983
Pretty dank FEE-LS broski

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 14:21:12 No.590991

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Pretty DANK FEELS broski

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:40:37 No.633156

nice tittys

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:16:21 No.633189

Yep, I guess I'm OOGLY GOO!

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Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:32:29 No. 631898 [Reply]

I'm a bad mother fucker, not a fucking role model

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:23:34 No.631937

That was necessary.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:31:29 No.631954

pussy is always necessary

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:18:08 No.633151

three bad pussies

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:04:05 No.633169

those are some nice pussies you got there

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:57:52 No.633186

i will sperm them in the order of 2, 1, 3

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:09:39 No. 633049 [Reply]

>have a job
>want to kill myself
>have no job
>want to kill myself
very cool

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 17:03:25 No.633109

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its best to let the flowers pollinate themselves

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 17:33:05 No.633111

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warning low pollen

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:14:12 No.633170

>>633053
why don't you rent the house and, instead of impotently complaining about them, become the landlord elite class? Since the buyer of your house will probably do that anyway.

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:56:43 No.633172

>>633170
>why don't you rent the house
I'm not a hypocrite. To me this is sort of like asking why I don't just kill innocent people for money, because someone else is gonna do it anyway.

Don't call the parasite owner class that only is allowed to "own things" and extract money from workers because of state-backed violence "the elite".

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:57:36 No.633185

Don't you commies ever get tired of being wrong? Wouldn't it be nice to be factually correct and realistic for once?

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:40:11 No. 633113 [Reply]

420 blaze it faggot all day, all day

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:59:08 No.633126

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You know it!

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:21:55 No. 633099 [Reply]

Kimochi warui…

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 13:40:03 No.633100

atama warui

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:42:38 No.633114

girls are so cute

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:55:14 No.633115

i wish i was cute :c

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Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 00:05:43 No. 542652 [Reply]

Huh? You want to see my canker sore? Alright…

Iz 'ight heah.

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 09:04:01 No.633091

i am norm

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:05:27 No.633104

i am norm

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:16:50 No.633105

die norms

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:50:32 No.633107

watakushi shinanai ze

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:53:50 No.633108

thrive norms

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:06:29 No. 633037 [Reply]

Ww3 is happening Iran fired missiles at Isreal

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:16:09 No.633039

HOOOOOORAAAYYYY!!!

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:19:45 No.633041

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:23:11 No.633042

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They did this a few months ago already. The Iron Dome (courtesy of US tax paypigs) stopped almost all of them.

If you're going to launch conventional missiles at Israel, you need to launch millions of decoy heat signatures mixed in with real missiles to confuse the Iron Dome.

It's not like this isn't possible, am I just smart and Iran is retarded?

Let me tell you about a future war.

Thousands of ICBMs, which still can't be intercepted, land on every single US military base in the world, the pentagon, white house, and every glownigg3r headquarters and datacenter used to spy on people.

That's it, the war is over, within a few hours.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:33:44 No.633044

spam

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:56:30 No.633067

nothing ever happens

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Anonymous 01/25/23 (Wed) 09:17:43 No. 584864 [Reply]

Chastity cage on, butt plug in, diapered up, pacifier secured, nipple clamps applied, and even handcuffed to desk. Yep it's healing time.
Oh no! I got too horny and started playing with my virtual succubus instead!
2 hours of CBT and frustration later I haven't healed a single hitpoint! SIGH.
I guess I'll clean up and unlock the cage…
Right after I level up.

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Anonymous 01/25/23 (Wed) 18:21:33 No.584873

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>>584872

Anonymous 01/25/23 (Wed) 18:23:24 No.584874

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>>584872
ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:49:33 No.633058

wtf

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:57:42 No.633059

Alright I think I’m done with this site. Some faggot tranny keeps posting this shit everyday and has no life. Another image board ruined by faggots

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:32:42 No.633066

>>584874
fake where are the black bars that go over her female ass hole

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:14:40 No. 633050 [Reply]

How do you respond?

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:34:24 No.633052

*whips out erect cock*
Link away babe!

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:52:06 No.633054

Sneedemfeedem and poota shiesty linked up!? Need it or keep it?

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:58:11 No.633055

i ask to be vored and end this farce

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 23:12:23 No.633061

>>633055
o rly?

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 16:20:08 No. 591811 [Reply]

A woman said I was beautiful and asked me to smile last night. She was mocking me though.
I hate women.

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:44:02 No.633027

>>633015
Do you have facial hair of any kind?

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 16:34:55 No.633031

>>633027
I don't let it get longer than stubble

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 16:38:21 No.633032

have a pretty complicated skin care routine but sometimes wonder what the point is but its kind of fun

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 17:59:08 No.633034

>>633015
flip you bragnorm

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:01:42 No.633036

was waiting for some paint to dry yesterday so parked my van on main street in town outside a sushi restaurant to creep watch for a while at some point this fat arse bitch waddled into the store literally waddled it was like a fucking sphere and im not american so it was quite a sight

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 01:24:31 No. 632984 [Reply]

Ain't shit green but that lima bean

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 05:44:47 No.633000

lucky girl

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 07:11:54 No.633003

>>633000
fag

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 08:48:51 No.633009

is he tickling her?

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:35:17 No.633024

yeah he's tickling her with his penis

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:53:26 No.633028

wish i could get a massage from niinii

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Anonymous 11/05/22 (Sat) 02:19:00 No. 576841 [Reply]

apparently if girls are administered GHB they turn super horny and shameless and will just start masturbating in font of you

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 00:42:04 No.632977

>>590431
Women are more disgusted by incest than men according to studies. This makes sense because making a mistake in choosing a mate is very costly for a woman. Women who spent 9 months and more investing in an incestuous offspring with a higher chance of defects would have had a lower long term gene survival rate than women who didn't.

Men on the other hand can knock up their sister without that much psychical consequence. Only their society could create a possible consequence, as an extension of protecting the woman's interests, and also the tribe's interest in her fertile womb. Men are also disgusted by it, but not to the same extent (degozaru)

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 00:51:37 No.632978

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Single generation inbreeding is not nearly as bad as society makes it out to be and you can pretty easily look up numbers for it. It gets pretty bad after multiple generations.
Also we hate gozaru.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 02:04:28 No.632986

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love sexy babies

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:47:20 No.633017

i accidentally ate all the alfredo and owgirl raged and for her dinner microwaved herself a hotdog and i said youll feel better after a flip and so we did a couple of times and it might have helped i sure felt better at least

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 14:07:50 No.633020

nice owgirl you got there mine just cools afresh

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