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No. 553052 [Reply]

What would a blowjob from a retarded girl feel like? would she just try to bite it off?
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No.562246

She would bite it off

No.624451

she would suck on it slowly

No.624455

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AI is great isn't it

No.624634

c



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No. 624290 [Reply]

I am thinking of buying women's clothing to just keep around the house so I can pretend I have a girlfriend but she's just never home.
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No.624448

got nothing to talk about

No.624449

tell her to stop wearing that chink trash

No.624450

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What do women even expect us to say to them anymore?

No.624453

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in an empty head how'd you get fitted with that thing she was so exotic hand me that crack down sweep the streets nightcore daddy hello? hello? anyway ask yourself so i was cashing out last tuesday felix howenstowe they call me
yknow i had to look commited fucking livid

No.624633

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No. 624381 [Reply]

What if Sakamata went to your school
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No.624401

She's literally an orca and gets owned constantly.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bq0uiw1ilZw

No.624403

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>>624401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PeZxq0C6KE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2aCUbmOvjc

She's a 人が好きな優しいシャチand she always gets bullied…

No.624429

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what if rin was your gf

No.624431

I would slam my cock in between her her huge tits

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No. 622781 [Reply]

sigh

No.622782

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ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes.

My favorite Touhou character is Flandre Scarlet and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your friend friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again friends have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at nakama's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

No.622791

うp

No.624425

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Hitler was unironically the greatest man to be born in millennia. In his lifetime he embodied the will and spirit of the entire German race, and more people each day are realizing that he fought not just for Germany but all of Europe. That someone of his caliber wasn't able to save us is the most blackpilling thing imaginable. He was a man against time.
Maybe it's all hopeless, but while we're all un-free I see the only honorable, noble course of action being revolution.

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No. 624394 [Reply]

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No.624410

you can thank trevor for that

No.624411

and the himateens

No.624412

retard

No.624414

relaxed

No.624415

feeling uncomfortable because mom has NOT changed my diaper



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No. 549799 [Reply]

My receptors are fried
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No.594735

henri died ota cheered taters squirted from me ass

No.624315

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.624316

whats so funny

No.624317

my posts suck

No.624319




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No. 559364 [Reply]

Toilet was plugged up. I had to go really bad so I took a dump in the bathtub.

Mom got really mad..
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No.559462

plug that toilet maki!!

No.559648

mmgtf

No.559752

makipussy!

No.594609

nice

No.624318

Maki's Pooping Misadventures



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No. 567668 [Reply]

Delicious and nutritious

No.567682

NOT if it's orange like that.

No.567714

e

No.567724

imagine bathing in girl pee!

No.567726

>>567724
just go to your local mixed gender onsen

No.624311

Pissssssssssssssssssssssssssss



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No. 536269 [Reply]

>/jp/
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No.542472

>>542467
wow thanks

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>>542469
If I used the words Kuso Award to describe your post would you notice me sempai?

No.542916

does anyone know any good obscure chinese films?

No.542931

>>542916
This film is chinese-canadian and might be of interest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_Is_Bright

No.624307

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>jp 2024



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No. 616716 [Reply]

autism made my life hell
i am exactly like those freaks you see on the internet except unlike them i was cursed with self awareness and can feel when im thinking or doing something weird but it cannot be helped so it brings more pain
beyond that there are the madness inducing obsessions and the logic loops that spiral into nowhere canada is right we should be mercy killed
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No.616865

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me too anon, me too

No.616886

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I'm happy!

No.616890

>>616886
fuck you be miserable like the rest of us

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No. 624268 [Reply]

Fuck dude i need to quit drinking….just woke up and my griddle is smashed and i have big second degree burns on my fingers

And i drunk dialed an onlyfans girl a bunch of embarassing shit and romance scammers at like 4am and they all responded and one asked me for 300$
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No.624282

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Hey kid want some pills?

>waterfront dining - harder they fall

https://youtu.be/Lbf4DQ_klGY?&t=671

No.624283

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gonna watch a korean movie

>>624282
I prefer kinokos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q81D1S1jlo

sigh with me vapormin

No.624287

>>624276
i deleted my account and she's still talking shit about me on her social media and making posts saying i must want a hug from her what a disgusting fucking foid i'm glad i still have my gnbros

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>>624287
post her twitter so we can vouch for your valor and your 300 dollars

No.624294

you probably pissed on the floor somewhere as well



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No. 624272 [Reply]

this has to be a meme


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