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No. 625250 [Reply]

the ota show is back

No.625252

havent they milked it enough

No.625253

From my experience, only the horniest but also most vanilla weebs like this girl

No.625261

wheres the new season of galaxy angel

No.625355

o

No.635933

Still charging me rent is theft



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No. 635904 [Reply]

Absolutely ravaged my pants with a colossal shit
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No.635908

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gave birth to 12lbs of lasagna yesterday thought my bhole would rip and i had to plunge it 3 times but when it was over i felt a few years younger

No.635914

Congratulations!

No.635922

>>635914
thank you for the oppaiussy sex little missy

No.635923

Pooped myself then diarrhea'd shit up my ass

No.635927

>>635922
She is a slutty loli there should be more like her



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No. 635886 [Reply]

Told my dad about hololive and he beat the shit out of me.
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No.635896

mom called me pathetic and said she's going to beat the shit of me.

No.635912

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tell em about type moon next

No.635920

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Hololive saves women from suicide so they can also become vtuber leeches upon society.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B4PlOceqHQU

No.635921

someone said on my last post here that i was the 5'6 lncel and that is me i just want out of this blackpill i cant leave help me i fucking hate myself for thinking like this. one day im a super hopeless romantic and the next i feel shame for that i hate myself please help me i beg you it has ruined my mental health i wish i never got those looksmaxxing tiktoks and never went on looksmax.org it all started from the redpill content that evolved into the blackpill somebody save me. if anyone you know is getting into looksmaxxing please dont let them discover the blackpill please i beg

No.635924

maybe you should try growing up (vertically)



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No. 630462 [Reply]

Play any video games?
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No.635666

>>635662
yeah real gamers play all games on day one

No.635669

>>635666
glad you understand

No.635684

>>635664
pasted pippa

No.635919

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If I can't win I won't play.



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No. 577849 [Reply]

footpussy
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No.577862

portal gun yourself some pussy

No.577905

pie means foot in spanish

No.578366

panocha means pussy in Spanish

No.622886

dat ass doe

No.635915

pussy!!!



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No. 635855 [Reply]

DESU (desu desu desu) DESU (desu desu desu) DESU (desu desu desu) DESU DESU DESU DESU

No.635866

another quality day on ota

No.635879

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today is mya
yesterday was nya

No.635898

sexy baby DESU pussy



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No. 635791 [Reply]

I can't believe that in all my years I never thought of this before, but if you commit suicide and donate your organs then it's not a sin. They say that (well never mind the Bible never really directly condemns suicide), but that it's a sin because of the sixth commandment, "Thou shall not kill" and that suicide falls under "kill"ing yourself. Plus some other reasons.
But when someone commits what would be suicide to save others it isn't a sin, it becomes noble sacrifice. Like a man who throws himself on top of a grenade to save his comrades, or most notably, Jesus Christ himself, who went willingly to his death but is obviously sinless for this, as he died in an act of self-sacrifice.
As it says
John 15:13
>Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends

The body was too long.
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No.635836

whys she touching it

No.635856

>>635796
>>635815
I mean, yeah that's true, I sure wouldn't want my clean and pristine organs to go to some norm who wasted his own organs getting drunk and norming it up. But on the other hand, people and God won't see it that way they'll just see the altruism, and it won't matter to you because you'll be dead anyway. And your organ might not go to a norm.
I'm reminded of this story from a while back about this bad kid that got a whole bunch of attention to get a heart transplant and then he got it and like a couple years later he died in a police chase after he robbed and shot an old lady. I don't want to get banned again so I won't risk trying to post a link but his name was Anthony Stokes.

>I don't think God minds suicide. If it didn't want you to die then why did he give you a life not worth living to begin with?

I don't really think so either, but better safe than sorry, eternal hellfire vs hoping God doesn't actually care about suicide is a very lopsided risk, I would say.

No.635862

with my luck id be reincarnated as a low cast pajeet
i mean thats pretty much hell isnt it

No.635888

>>635856
No, if God is actually against it he will see you trying to game the system by roping and hoping your organs get reused.

Why are so people weird with religion and trying to outsmart a God? Look at the friends and their PREDICTABLE tactics to get around the rules of their religion, as if God wouldn't be sitting there watching it and waiting to have them punished accordingly.
You can't even outsmart me, and imageboard admin, what chance would you have against a creator deity?



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No. 569577 [Reply]

get fucking owned faggots
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No.569650

>>569620
should've asked for a blow job

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No.610947

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ota is a freaking joudan

No.635882

im solder…

No.635883

>>610947
did he died



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No. 561148 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.576735

>>576732
thank you for trying to make sure it stays up unnoticed on page 2 forever thatll show the oatman for only checking the top of page 1 every couple days

No.576780

>>576735
shut up shut up shut up

No.576789

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My only complaint is that having a 16" screen in native 1440p is a kind of PREDICTABLE. Sometimes I can barely read anything but I am not going to scale down because tbh nobody would. The payoff is that text looks so crisp and clear especially in terminal windows.

No.635854

something about pussies

No.635878

everything about pussies



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No. 571680 [Reply]

Say hello to the new king of comedy!
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No.577297

>>577290
>>577295
dont miss that freak glad that the fbi finally chemically neutered him

No.577298

>>577296
I like touhou and shabs

No.577302

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Remind me to bump this thread in five months there is something I want to show you.

No.577313

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>>577290
>>577295
Oh he's dead alright. This was his last post.

No.635877

I am an incomparable homo



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No. 635853 [Reply]

544 KB PNG
>ahaha did you hear that mommy?? that man has never kissed a girl before so weird he looks like 40!!
>excuse me sir do you have a medical condition or something

No.635857

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I am constantly converting gigantic .png files to .jpg

There is literally no perceptible difference at like 90+ jpg quality, you can zoom in all the way and try to find differences, you can't.

No.635871

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Did I already show ota this?

I made this it recursively finds .png files, only converts if there's no transparency, and checks if the .jpg is actually a smaller filesize before choosing which to delete.

No.635872

>>635871
No you don't show me anything you're always with your gf

No.635874

the tech wizard



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No. 635868 [Reply]

No.635869

thank you very much norms

No.635870

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can they take laplus next



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