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No. 591949 [Reply]

never wipe off that grim perma angry hopeless romantic look off your face even when a girl is smiling at you

No.591950

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chie is getting an episode in the new anime and i think its gonna be really cute and i cant wait to see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zD_Sy2_epw&t=2s

No.591976

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>grimm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No.591978

>even when a girl is smiling at you
very rare



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No. 591941 [Reply]

Time to die!

No.591944

says who

No.591952

think that one is called pikachu or something

No.591953

i think you are mistaken because i love pikachu and that thing looks nothing like it



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No. 591905 [Reply]

Why do White males make up 70% of all daily suicides despite being only 32% of the population? Why are white males 90% more likely to know a friend or relative that has killed themselves? Why are white males the only demographic that will suffer from an increase in suicidal ideation for their entire lives?

No.591931

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the tard at the convenience store asked whether i was having a "good day"

No.591943

dont understand identity politics why are you acting like a homo or minority who cares about your race or gender



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No. 564127 [Reply]

penises are like cow udders when you think about it you tug them and milk comes out
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No.576205

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>Sex organs

No.576206

love tugging my sex organs

No.576222

otaboys love to make milk

No.576223

ota loves milk and other netidols

No.591927

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No. 591794 [Reply]

mom made something she called spa water its a pitcher of water with pieces of fresh mint lemons and cucumber in it very refreshing

No.591795

could have made it yourself

No.591796

cucumber water for customers only

No.591867

hate cumbers

No.591868

fancy water

No.591887

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>>591867
I like cucumbers they're one of my favorite plant foods.

I enjoy eating them raw with salt, or as a cucumber sandwich with toast and mayo/salt.



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No. 563639 [Reply]

Why do girls do this?
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No.563935

>>563931
die turdposter

No.563936

I'm a poison born to bring ruin to this corrupted world so that that it may be reborn.

No.563938

>>563934
You have a choice at all times, you get to choose, remember that always.

No.563942

>>563935
henricel seethes

No.591866

crying for nenmin



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No. 591849 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

No.591850

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No.591858

>>591850
Final Fantasy XVI will save the ps5

No.591860

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>>591858
FF16 and FF7R Rebirth are only PS5 exclusive for 6 months - 1 year

That's the only exclusive games that even remotely matter too, aside from a remake of Demon's Souls but that's a 2009 PS3 game.

No.591861

>>591860
Bloodborne PC port any day now



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No. 591809 [Reply]

Once you've procured enough sexual history and dating experience, are over the age of 25, and have achieved true self actualization, there is no more FOMO for a 'loving relationship'. Its a farce. All you need to do is sit there and reminisce for 2 minutes to realize all the lovey dovey googoo talk and cute widdle dates are overwhelmingly overshadowed by the responsibility of keeping your bitch in check, entertaining her desire for social outings with her friends and family, keeping up appearances for her parents, distracting you from YOUR dreams to achieve her cute little life. When you have been through enough of this, and you actually have self respect as a man, you realize how pathetic it really is. Why should I, a man, the pinnacle of the animal kingdom, through millenia of rigorous selection pressure, bow to an objectively inferior, selfish individual financially, emotionally and physically; literally extract resources from me. Adam and Eve is literally an allegory for women fucking up a man's perfect world, it has always been this way.
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No.591839

love flippin women no woman gets unflipped when I'm around

No.591840

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No.591843

I had my own copes but then I fell in love and of course it didn't work out and now I just want to kill myself.

No.591855

Almost every time I go into public I get stared at by tween/teen girls of course I am considered undesirable by girls my own age and I had to be born in the one era of human history when we aren't allowed to marry 14 year olds I'm not even a ped I'm just lonely



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No. 553895 [Reply]

Remember frends, all poopoo times are hard times, but not all hard times are poopoo times.

Stay thirsty my friends.
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No.588948

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Nincompoops. Losers. Bystanders. Rush yourself into an argument with a freight train.

No.588962

It's really fucking bad

No.588964

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>>588948
altered image

No.591851

walked with mom and saw she was about to step in dog poop but didnt want to use the word poop in front of mom so hesitated and just watched as she stepped in it

No.591852

>>591851
crying why didnt you protect her



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No. 564011 [Reply]

I'm Pickle Rick Piccolo Dick!

No.591844

lol

No.591847

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Thanks doc



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No. 560211 [Reply]

Do girls fly into the air when they fart?
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No.560405

Funny Flying Farts!!

No.560473

Yep I also learned yesterday that female gymnasts do a bit of damage to their pelvic floors in training, and sometimes piss flies through the air at competitions when they do the flips. Apparently it's a common type of incontinence in gymnasts and horseriders but I haven't been able to find any footage…

No.576503

nothing but quality

No.576557

getting stinky in here..

No.591846

*BRRRAAAPPP!!



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No. 591819 [Reply]

its back

No.591821

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Do roboco dream of electric watame?



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