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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 22:39:54 No. 573837 [Reply]

>Zoomer-core isn't goo-

https://youtu.be/7RWbq-lbBlk

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:16:07 No.573901

Giantess/Size Booty, Anal Vore & Fart thread

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:53:07 No.573903

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never understood your fascination with zoomers their attention span is comparable to that of a goldfish and that is well reflected in their culture hence vines and tiktoks

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 07:22:20 No.573908

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not vibing with it op
can NOT relate to zoomers

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 07:46:46 No.573910

>>573903
whatmin is literally one

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 15:14:31 No.573930

>>573910
he's more of a late millennial

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Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 09:29:56 No. 573739 [Reply]

I find it absolutely loathsome that some people proclaim themselves "hopeless romantics" and even to a point feel some sense of pride in it. How in the world has a term that by its very name describes the lowest of /r9k/ failed norm trash found its way into being a term that individuals unrelated to that trash heap call themselves? There's simply no reason why anyone should aspire to having "subhuman" branded onto their identify and I hope this shitty trend ends soon.

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 23:27:48 No.573851

>>573844
I do not have a gf

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 00:17:27 No.573853

crying

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 03:56:33 No.573898

>>573846
he was our friend

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 03:59:43 No.573899

hos before bros

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:56:12 No.573905

>>573898
he was our fart

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Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:01:20 No. 543856 [Reply]

Why do you think that normal people are so mean, ota?

Every normal person I have ever met has always been very nice to me. Last year I tried to face my fears and go to a store, since I am very scared of socializing and going through a checkout alone is something I had never done before.

I got the items that I needed and I went to the register, but then I was very scared because I miscounted my money and I didn't have enough. I started crying and apologizing. The cashier lady gave me a hug, found me a place to sit down, and another nice employee brought me a glass of water. They were all very nice to me.

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Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:18:17 No.543858

This is a good copypasta.

Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:27:21 No.543859

My coworkers are all really nice to me. I try really hard not to show my autism but sometimes it comes out and it becomes awkward but they've been understanding and patient. The fact that they're all at least 10-20 years older than me is probably a factor, because there are people closer to my age in other departments and I know they call me names behind my back and they always look at and talk to me in a sort of mocking way, surely you know what I mean.

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 00:39:06 No.573859

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ran 10 km tonight in the rain and on my way down the hill in the woods an asian girl was coming up she waved and said hi to me

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 00:50:17 No.573860

dog got skunked so i threw on my respirator and now my sister is butthurt because she has to smell it and i dont im not sharing

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 01:18:19 No.573864

keep it in hima jogtron

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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:50:04 No. 549059 [Reply]

UH-OH reimu and sanae got stuck!

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Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 08:19:59 No.549103

>>549099
>pissu in the bookmarks

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 20:08:42 No.549149

>>549103
Ota is 45% pissuteens 45 celposters.

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 21:23:57 No.562003

Just imagine all the fun you can have in those rolls of flesh

Anonymous 03/29/22 (Tue) 03:26:25 No.562006

>>549101
widescreennorms

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 20:14:20 No.573827

FATTY Fatty FATTY

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 03:00:20 No. 573778 [Reply]

The entire concept of telephone numbers and SMS texts are obsolete.

You can send voice and text over the internet. You can have unique identifiers to contact such as email addresses, accounts, or cryptographic keys.

Paying for telephone and SMS service is absurd. You are paying to use insecure communication that is easily surveilled and serves no actual real benefit to you.

Well, it's 2022 and you can't even use a bank account without a mobile telephone. Various websites, software, and services require SMS verification.

Why? Mostly because the paywall of acquiring new telephone numbers is a deterrent to making multiple accounts.

I will admit it is partially effective. But this has led to a world where you are practically required to pay for a phone number to use on a small locked down computer running spyware only because other services require it as some form of fucked up human-verification it was never meant for, and not because of any actual usefulness of the outdated/insecure telephony protocols and their entire industry.

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 04:09:41 No.573785

get lots of chinese spam calls but only answer my phone if its mom

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 04:30:20 No.573786

>>573781
cringe

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 14:35:48 No.573804

Where do phone numbers come from?
There is an app I use, TextNow. It gives you a free phone number (you have to use it once in a while so it doesn't go away) but in order to get the number you need to sign up with a real telephone number. It kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me.
Even for Whatsapp you need a telephone number in order to sign up. That one just makes no sense to me. I wonder if there is a reason beyond fear of people making multiple accounts.

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 17:04:50 No.573810

>>573804
the phone company

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 20:13:11 No.573826

I mean I don't think you're wrong but I'm not sure because that's a lot of text and I skimme

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Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 12:07:02 No. 573670 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 03:03:51 No.573779

hope that loser didnt post in my thread

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 12:13:40 No.573799

henri was a coomer freak

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 14:16:51 No.573801

Henri lifted me up and coomed my a$$ in the bathroom at an anime convention in 2015 but no one believes me

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 15:08:19 No.573805

lucky that means youre NOT cel anymore

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 16:11:56 No.573807

most people are NOT cel it takes more luck to be cel if anything

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Anonymous 12/29/21 (Wed) 20:06:41 No. 556378 [Reply]

mom thinks i am a perfect being uninhibited by sexual desire

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Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 02:46:18 No.556433

henri

Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 03:33:30 No.556435

Sean

Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 05:37:05 No.556441

seen

Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 15:35:42 No.556455

Trevor

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 14:35:13 No.573803

Haha so relatable

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 01:23:34 No. 573773 [Reply]

house

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 07:28:04 No.573793

no these are just copycats

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 11:30:16 No.573796

1. Threads must be opened with 2D pictures unless they relate to otaku culture.
clean it up jan

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 12:02:23 No.573798

>>573796
Otakitties are otaku culture

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 12:42:07 No.573800

this is untitledguy thats a himakitty

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 14:32:07 No.573802

>>573796
shut it nerd

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 04:09:31 No. 573284 [Reply]

>/jp/

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Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 22:34:25 No.573701

>>573677
>Yes and it's not repeatable, observable, or verifiable.
As opposed to a magical skydaddy I am an incomparable homo?

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 22:39:58 No.573702

should i join the trilateral commission

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 05:36:23 No.573789

IM A ΝIGGER

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 06:33:46 No.573791

pussy ass nigga

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 08:56:16 No.573795

We will not allow a country where people must live in fear of buddies.

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Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 07:50:56 No. 573736 [Reply]

cant sleep again

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 16:15:21 No.573747

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https://www.tiktok.com/@robins_.coss/video/7097816396637293866

I really like this tiktok. Even the song is good.

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 16:19:04 No.573748

groan

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 17:06:24 No.573749

good ol 9/11

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Anonymous 09/23/21 (Thu) 00:45:15 No. 549915 [Reply]

fuck ota

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 04:27:54 No.573725

crying

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 05:24:48 No.573730

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GET THAT NlGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 05:41:02 No.573733

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>>573730
bitch ass nigga

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 09:26:23 No.573738

mom asked if we could flip i said ya okay

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Nozomi thread Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:19:29 No. 535549 [Reply]

Yes! Nozomi! I love her so much!

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Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 05:21:13 No.573729

breasts are for making milk

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 05:36:24 No.573731

mom breastfed me till I was nine years old

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 05:39:01 No.573732

Mom wiped and milked me

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 05:50:17 No.573734

>>573729
yes they're for squeezing milk out of shy boys

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 06:19:22 No.573735

loved mommies bewb

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