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Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 20:32:28 No. 635452 [Reply]

Got 'em.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 20:40:38 No.635455

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gonna knock on a brotha? low test permavirgin snowflake beta hopeless romantic

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 20:46:58 No.635456

Time it short

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 21:06:33 No.635459

plenty of apartments allow smoking they can live in one of those love narcing on rule breakers

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 21:07:58 No.635460

what are you going to do about the screeching

https://files.catbox.moe/d25iem.webm

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Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 19:27:45 No. 568636 [Reply]

mom says I have to shower with her from now on because I'm not washing properly

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Anonymous 06/25/22 (Sat) 02:42:59 No.568728

>>568727
uh thats my wife together with yuyuko actually

Anonymous 08/01/22 (Mon) 22:46:48 No.571524

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showered

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 00:32:24 No.571525

>>571524
your cute

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 02:45:07 No.571532

>>571524
When will you answer my question?

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 16:11:45 No.635432

showers with mommy

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Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 22:25:19 No. 635083 [Reply]

i just voted for kamala and there was a lot of cute girls there. but then i felt sad when i left because i know none of them would want me. and the only reason there are so many women voting is because they don't want to lose their new life of sleeping with guys on dating apps, getting STDs, and abortions or single moms. so i just voted for my own demise only because i was bored and had nothing to do

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Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 08:04:41 No.635406

>>635404
no. leave

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:04:09 No.635415

>>635406
glad you made it out of your blog rudebro

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:39:00 No.635417

I've been awake for 23.61 hours. I'm getting tired but if I fall asleep now I'll wake up at like 3 pm probably. And miss the second to last warm day of the season.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 13:22:30 No.635422

going to sleep so when I wake up and am half asleep, I can believe this was all a dream and the election still did not happen for a few seconds until I fully wake up.

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 08:56:30 No.635500

how am I still awake it's been 45 hours straight
getting sleepy now though

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Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 01:56:40 No. 589700 [Reply]

My roommate came home when I was eating dinner in my room and started shouting about how there was a dish in the sink and a used pot on the counter. He yelled "WHAT AM I A MAID?!" and spent the next 10 minutes stomping around the apartment, slamming every door and doing something(?) with the dishes. I think he has some animus for me because I stay at home NEETing it up all day and won't socialize with him beyond occasionally listening to him talk and nodding my head until I can go back to my room. I legitimately have autism and I don't enjoy socializing offline so I would rather not do it at all. He works a lot, oftentimes with shitty hours, and he has to deal with annoying customers and employees sometimes so I can understand him coming home in a bad mood, but all this does is make me scared to leave my room and alienate me further. It seems like he's gone now, so I'm going to get some stuff done outside of my room before he gets back and I have to hide out for the rest of the night. Stay safe, Ota.

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Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 07:58:35 No.589829

years ago i wrote an oban star racers rape fic and posted it to iichan it was fucking brilliant although no one else seemed to appreciate it and then i accidentally deleted the file from my computer and lost it forever

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 08:29:10 No.589832

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>>589829 Shoutout to all the old iichan crew! Big ups

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 08:37:36 No.589836

archie pittman, count montivan, blanky, frank, BIG MIKE, fatso, sney

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:53:57 No.635419

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Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 12:23:54 No.635421

why is it untitled

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Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 18:59:30 No. 544971 [Reply]

Last week, I went to McDonald’s and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald’s worker I ordered to outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could finally eat in comfort again. I don’t think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald’s restaurant or drive through… but that is another story.

Anyways, I went to McDonald’s for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window, I noticed the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting to small talk when she asked, “why don’t you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot anon?”

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don’t want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how to live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of “faux pas”. Which I don’t think I did, because I often see other people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you guys feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

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Anonymous 04/14/22 (Thu) 00:10:34 No.562795

could really go for a burg right now

Anonymous 04/14/22 (Thu) 02:21:50 No.562804

Order inside so you can make sure they don't drop your burg on the floor and give it to you
If they see you watching they wont

Anonymous 04/14/22 (Thu) 02:40:23 No.562805

hate when the cashiers drop my burger on the wet floor and make me pick it up and then tip them

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:17:40 No.635409

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Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:03:27 No.635414

why is it untitled

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Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 19:38:19 No. 635249 [Reply]

I deleted my last l 3ddit account and made a new one because my last one had a post history that caused people to stop interacting. I am quite used to browsing it anyway at this point and it's in my regular rotation now, so I made a new account. The only problem is I am going back to the subs I was in before and now I'm getting negative karma. The only reason I used the last account so much was because I had one post get like 2000 karma and then I was always in the positive no matter what I posted. It could take months of posting before I have a viral post again.

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 19:40:33 No.635250

spam

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 07:11:15 No.635402

Don't browse Gaia anymore, it's bad for you. Gaiaors range from gay to stupid to evil with nothing outside of that range.

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Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 23:00:44 No. 634796 [Reply]

I get so HORNY

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Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 03:49:14 No.634808

>>634807
And then somebody shined a laser pointer in my eyes as I was using a turnaround today I was like wtf my eyes

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 05:31:07 No.634813

>>634807
gonna start forcing awesome possum so I can get a cashiergf

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 05:55:03 No.634817

>>634804
wish I had an angry midget girlfriend

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 05:04:09 No.635391

I was also 19 years old once.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 05:08:20 No.635392

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those innocent years

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Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 17:20:21 No. 635314 [Reply]

voting dup today

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Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 03:25:35 No.635376

owgirl is crying

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 03:37:08 No.635377

don't worry I'll rape her pussy so she can cry harder

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 03:44:14 No.635378

I am comforting owgirl with my penis

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 04:09:45 No.635379

but we were supposed to cancel out their votes……..

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 04:21:03 No.635383

sigh should have gotten a nerizzler scapegf before the election now that trump is going to win the sex strike will start and my chances will really be over

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Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 02:14:53 No. 548804 [Reply]

Advanced bubble theory

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Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 12:13:57 No.635294

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>>635267
chotto nanka futoi ka na

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 12:19:38 No.635295

chotto matsutake matsutake matsutake

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 22:31:19 No.635353

Hate to break it to you but nobody in Kyuushuu speaks that way unless they're like 65 and in the boondocks.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 00:35:24 No.635367

i am the stone that the builder refused

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 00:52:21 No.635370

i am the buddy that made lady sing the blue

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Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 15:24:56 No. 635057 [Reply]

Foids are our friends they aren't as bad as we've been told. We should try harder to get along with the opposite sex and learn from one another's different perspectives in life and then rape their pussies.

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Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 23:59:05 No.635361

>>635356
rather be a zoomer than a cuck

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 00:07:00 No.635364

zoomers are npcs by default since you are all owned by the algorithm

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 00:22:14 No.635366

>>635364
>algorithm

I don't use any form of media other than backwater chins like this place after reading marshall mcluhan medium is the message. nice try retarded Millennial buddy but I figured out the game and I will fix your mistakes.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 00:45:31 No.635368

they mentioned that book in The Shallows

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 00:50:06 No.635369

I know he a bitch through his aura

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Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 22:34:23 No. 635268 [Reply]

I can't even post on my own website anymore. This is why I've seen so many tiktok or ig teens post about how other people are "fake 4chan posters" like its a badge of honor. Yet they dont even let me post there so I can have fun with them.

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 23:23:33 No.635274

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