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No. 562811 [Reply]

We made Henri leave.
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No.577089

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You made everyone leave. Enjoy your dead site, you stupid fucking ratmen.

No.577093

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No.585059

HAHAHAHAHAHA

No.630560

pasted

No.630561

I made this thread.

>>577093
K3k based



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No. 629897 [Reply]

I'm going to eat my own diarrhea and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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No.630545

I've never had indian cuisine and I'm not looking change that. Everything about indian culture sickens me and frankly I believe they should be confined to their own country. That includes pakistan, nepal and bangladesh.

No.630548

>>630545
Here’s the thing. Every structure imposed upon your brain is something controlling you. Language determines and limits the possible range of my thoughts? I now think conceptually and non verbally. Cultural history? I read widely, of all religions, philosophies and artistic traditions. I defer or favour none of them. I deprogam the models of thought imposed on me by circumstance and thus create a process where I shatter artificial firmaments which prescribe my thoughts and hem me in, which determine me. This is a lifelong process of total freedom. And what is the most innate, the most basic level of constraint and mental imposition? Instinct. As we meditate to recognise the unconscious patterns of thought emerging from the body and dictating our desires and ideas, so we must also overcome other biologically enforced systems. Scat isn’t just some fetish, it isn’t just some clownish piglike simplicity in rolling around in shit. It’s taking the most basic, the most ingrained, the most innate and instinctive imposition on our minds, disgust at faeces, and saying no, i’m going to completely master my mind and body by actually making myself love it. Total freedom. Total self determination and liberation. If you can make yourself love scat, the most instinctively vile thing, you are at liberty to totally psychically control the rest of your thoughts and desires without outside compulsion- your entire self, lifeworld, phenomenological existence becomes yours to pick and choose at will. It only seems disgusting to you because you let something order you around, tell you what to fear and be repulsed by.

No.630553

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parents dragged me to an indian restaurant a few weeks back
it was newly opened in the village the first pajeet run shop there
probably a work visa scam or something everything they do is a scam
it was packed with boomers on a thursday night the cacophony was awful the decor was cheap and shit and the food unremarkable despite the high price my boomer parents blew on it
fuck restaurants and fuck indians
do NOT like the idea of some smelly underpaid third worlder making my food its so gross

No.630556

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>>630553
Well, I can't speak for that restaurant, but for me the cuisine is the best in the world, or rather just the combination of spices commonly used.

I just made a second batch of curry, fixed all the mistakes from first time, and it's absolutely delicious, even better than the Indian restaurant.

I've been watching a lot of videos of Indians make curry, and they got all different kinds of ways, here's what I did:

- Fried up diced onion in olive oil in steel pot
- Added can of diced tomatoes + garlic powder + ginger powder
- Cooked until mostly a consistent paste
- Fried up two chicken breasts with a half-stick of butter in a cast-iron pan
- Pulled it apart into small pieces with two forks as it cooked
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No.630558

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thankfully authentic japanese kareraisu isn't actually curry but rather meat with thick gravy served over rice



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No. 630491 [Reply]

This is my girlfriend.

Don't look at her.
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No.630503

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This is my girlfriend, you can look at her.

Got drunk and fell asleep for like 2 hours, it's over, my sleep schedule is ruined again I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep tonight. I know if I try to stay up all night and day it's going to fuck me up for weeks.

No.630506

>>630503
>This is my girlfriend, you can look at her.
cuck

No.630513

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Not my girlfriend. You can look at her if you want but that's as far as you'll get.

No.630514

what a fatty!

No.630543

>>630491
If you didn't want me to look at her why would you post her?



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No. 630294 [Reply]

I don't get why anyone still wastes their time and energy on imageboards. You people are retarded.
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No.630324

idolcels get the rope

No.630347

idols get the rape

No.630509

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yeah its waning on me
spent the last 17 years doing the whole anime and imageboards thing
there is nothing left to see
what do i have to show for it
absolutely nothing good
i quit alcohol and am now present
im so profoundly bored of it all

No.630510

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>>630509
Why has it only gotten better for me, and I appreciate it more?

If I could sit here for 200 years on a computer that'd be great, shame I have to die or do shit eventually.

No.630511

simply because people like you are the reason it gets shittier and shittier



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No. 630391 [Reply]

"You don't HAVE a soul. You ARE a soul. You HAVE a body." - Otamin

No.630394

''Great forests, you alarm me like a mighty fane;
Like organ-tones you roar, and in our hearts of stone,
Where ancient sobs vibrate, O halls of endless pain!
The answering echoes of your "De Profundis" moan.

I hate thee, Ocean! hate thy tumults and thy throbs,
My spirit finds them in himself. This bitter glee
Of vanquished mortals, full of insults and of sobs,
I hear it in the mighteous laughter of the sea.

O starless night! thy loveliness my soul inhales,
Without those starry rays which speak a language known,
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No.630446

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No.630469

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So much to do. So little time.



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No. 629441 [Reply]

towa
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No.630071

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>>630066
but vspo whores like qpi and ema are girls…

No.630075

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>>630066
In spite of my rage I am still just a rat

No.630454


No.630455

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otamin they're posting instagram links now please do something

No.630456

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>>630455
Umi da!



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No. 630325 [Reply]

does anyone want to explain to me why otamin backs of the party of censorship?
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No.630417

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Guys, despite being like 15% bodyfat I am now officially obese according to BMI.

No.630425

>>630355
hate how dr pepper has really poor qc and taste consistency because of how they just loan out syrup and formula instead of running their own bottling operations in most areas

No.630426

variety is the spice of life

No.630441

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Been hitting the Dr p zero hard lately. It's really good diet soda.

No.630442

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I'm quite fond of the s pellegrino soft drinks



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No. 563597 [Reply]

Have you ever hated women so much that you eradicated the entire fucking planet?
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No.592045

>>592042
So you admit to attempted homicide? You are a danger to society and yourself I am calling the administrator

No.592047

miss the part about when attempted homicide actually happened…

What is this guy going on about?

No.592052

>>592043
shut the fuck up normo

No.594843

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isn't it amazing how girls can grab a hold of other girls and get away with it

No.630436

Oh buttee



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No. 578506 [Reply]

>normalfag starts giving me his sad story
>silently nod and say a word or two every once in a while
>he goes on to talk about his gfs
>he mentions going on vacations to Hawaii and Africa
>takes willpower to not just walk away in the middle of his bullshit

You normalshits cannot even begin to fathom what suffering is really like, can you?
The longer I live the less I care for norms, I'm starting to see them as a separate species entirely. A species that needs to be eradicated.
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No.578536

>>578524
It looked like she was smiling in the thumbnail but then I opened it and she wasn't.

No.579199

>>578524
Ah so the new chapter of that is what this was from huh. I thought the art was vaguely familiar

No.630399

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dweeb

No.630400

i was dragged to africa as a kid it pinched hard but hawaii was pretty fun

No.630413

>>578524
she said something very similar to this because she was mad that i kept jokingly calling her buddy or discord gf



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No. 630367 [Reply]

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No.630382

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Simplified it down to just 40 LoC, and fixed a bug with the vid count (de-duplicated the video array with set())

I don't think it gets any simpler or more readable than this. I've wrote a lot of "parse HTML" scripts over the years, which is generally considered a bad thing to do (the website can change the HTML at any time breaking your script), and I've looked at other people's code trying to do the same and it's always hundreds or thousands of lines of insane retarded shit.

No.630383

spam

No.630396

open up that pussy baby

No.630407

gay video
dont even know what that character is from

No.630410

skibidi sigma



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No. 630192 [Reply]

Why does otamin refuse to come clean about the aliens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgM5V44eQHU
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No.630402

>>630393
Are you trying to imply that aliens aren't real? You retarded?

No.630403

>>630402
As a large language model, I don’t imply things in the same way humans do because my responses are generated based on patterns and data from text rather than personal intuition or context.

No.630404

>>630403
You calling me gay?

No.630405

otamin is hiding henri in area 51

No.630406

a woman sat near me my cel aura is in decline



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No. 589598 [Reply]

pussies that are wet because they made themselves wet
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No.630378

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No.630379

owgirls pussy makes some PREDICTABLE schlorping sounds when it gets wet its pretty cool

No.630381

>>630379
Stop talking about my gf

No.630386

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Just got out of an Overwatch game

One teammate was quite the comedian, someone said "what would Jesus do?", "Idk send bears to help or something"

The new character Juno is very attractive and has well-defined ass cheeks on her in-game model, and somehow a voice line that says "uhhh Junoo cumming" in a suggestive manner.

Bizarre how far they swung the pendulum, after their last character that ugly they/them hobo Venture.

No.630388

spam



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