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Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 21:23:58 No. 560211 [Reply]

Do girls fly into the air when they fart?

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Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 14:17:40 No.560405

Funny Flying Farts!!

Anonymous 02/25/22 (Fri) 00:16:00 No.560473

Yep I also learned yesterday that female gymnasts do a bit of damage to their pelvic floors in training, and sometimes piss flies through the air at competitions when they do the flips. Apparently it's a common type of incontinence in gymnasts and horseriders but I haven't been able to find any footage…

Anonymous 10/30/22 (Sun) 05:26:27 No.576503

nothing but quality

Anonymous 10/31/22 (Mon) 15:13:17 No.576557

getting stinky in here..

Anonymous 05/29/23 (Mon) 15:31:37 No.591846

*BRRRAAAPPP!!

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 21:19:49 No. 591819 [Reply]

its back

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 22:47:43 No.591821

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Do roboco dream of electric watame?

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 17:48:31 No. 591815 [Reply]

stream

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 18:28:34 No.591816

Nah don't. I'm inebriated and lost wherever the fuck I am right now.

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 18:29:38 No.591817

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>>591815
He wouldn't dare stream over the sheep

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 23:38:17 No. 591697 [Reply]

>turned 35
It's over for me isn't it?

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 00:51:08 No.591747

little gf

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 02:59:50 No.591789

>>591747
No.

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 14:56:40 No.591804

juicy lil baby pussy

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 15:14:11 No.591805

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>ota

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 16:20:01 No.591810

I think children are vile but feel like theyre the only ones i could handle a relationship with because everyone else has decades more sexual experience than me

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 16:06:44 No. 591808 [Reply]

fuck a rat.

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 14:10:37 No. 591801 [Reply]

See you again. Have a nice day.

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 23:11:46 No. 591631 [Reply]

When are we getting Lamy JAV…

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 13:00:26 No.591763

【ロックマン1】初見プレイ!初代ロックマンクリア耐久!ぺこ!【ホロライブ/兎田ぺこら】

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 21:15:02 No.591781

peko's ngmi
if only she had a stream of her most loyal supporters to cheer her on…

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 04:20:14 No.591792

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 05:16:39 No.591793

>>591755
starry kita footpussy

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 10:54:59 No.591797

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Ars

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Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 18:13:23 No. 590958 [Reply]

Happy Mother's Day!
Have you given mom her present yet?

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 00:31:51 No.590962

haven't talked to mom since Christmas

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:56:43 No.591760

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 20:13:31 No.591779

mom bought home takeaway food yesterday but it was some weird thai shit and really wasnt that good and it was just awkward eating it

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 03:05:47 No.591790

love my mom

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 03:44:43 No.591791

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everyone loves mom

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Anonymous 11/27/22 (Sun) 04:03:07 No. 578004 [Reply]

I hope when I get a gf she will be kinda bi or something like that and will be able to appreciate my treasured collection of images of cute 2D/3D girls I have amassed over the years

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 22:36:14 No.591783

but you can see her asshole

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:12:44 No.591785

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:16:57 No.591786

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I like Futaba more than any other fictional character ever, what does it mean

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:17:48 No.591787

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:44:54 No.591788

>>591786
That means she is what is known as your "favorite bishoujo".

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Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 22:06:59 No. 571926 [Reply]

>go to my grocery store
>go to pay
>new girl cashier
>have a naruto wallet my mother gifted me because my old wallet was falling apart
>she says "wow you must really love naruto,who's you're favorite character"
>I look at her and notice she has a tattoo on her hand so I say "none of your business now ring me up"
>calls me a rude prick
>stare at her without saying anything
>she finally rings me up
>leave
>now every time I go to the grocery store and shes the one ringing me up she takes ages to do it on purpose or lets other customers behind me get rung up first

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Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 15:09:57 No.571969

>>571954
what if you have two men equal in looks, money, and status?

Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 18:18:18 No.571977

>>571969
She flips both

Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 18:38:42 No.571978

love when a girl negs my penis

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 19:48:58 No.591732

cute story

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 01:09:46 No.591748

give me your number ill ring you up instead

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:36:50 No. 591726 [Reply]

What is the reason for the unprecedented interest in Japanese weather?

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:20:47 No.591739

>>591737
>Hobbies: Anime, Games, Manga, Cosplay, Shogi (a kind of Japanese chess).

wow shes just like me

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:27:08 No.591740

>>591739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwACjl9A9Y
and she loves our favorite girls too

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:37:49 No.591741

>>591740
oh shes a tuberteen…

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:53:35 No.591743

nothin teen

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 22:03:00 No.591745

pussy teen

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Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 20:36:47 No. 556794 [Reply]

almost shitted myself made it to the toilet just in time

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Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 00:15:59 No.570559

hid from them they left a note on the door

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 00:25:49 No.570560

hope you remembered to hide your buttplug collection

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 03:47:14 No.570574

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Still lie awake in bed every once in a while and remember when I had the loudest nastiest MK677 enhanced doodoo of my life as my boss sat outside the door six feet away why are most memories always bad and most of the good ones I have are video game related from 2006

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 04:04:51 No.570575

>>570574
someone call poison control we have to save nico

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:57:58 No.591744

is poopoo one word or two?

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