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No. 578749 [Reply]

decided im gonno stop being a pmb as my first act i confronted some norm in a wheelchair who tried to cut in front of me at the self checkout in the store told him to get his ass to the back of the line
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No.585280

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>>585276
Did you make this face

No.585281

made a face but nobody looked at me

No.585698

guy next to me at the self checkout got carded and he didnt have id so the staff stopped him from buying

No.585731

love turning into maki when i get mad

No.585733

love raping maki when i get mad



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No. 585695 [Reply]

I don't get the obsession with documenting your life 24-7 for strangers online.
"Hey guuuuyyyys, my stomach just started rumbling like….SO hard corrrre! I think I just farted! *tee hee* Time for a pooooooop! Follow me into the bathroom guys and be part of The Great Loaf Pinch of 2023!" #TGLP23

No.585699

mom got blogs gonno crack then its game time

No.585700

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I hit grandmaster only playing Zenyatta

Never hit GM before even in years of playing OW1, must be that new matchmaking change that takes player skill into account more.

No.585709

>>585700
>I hit grandmas
What the hell dude

No.585725

the wii u i thought was broken because i got it for free worked and had xenoblade x inside



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No. 585692 [Reply]

stinkee feet
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No.585718

you dont know its creamy

No.585721

it will be…

No.585722

how are you so sure

No.585723

creamy's imageboard list

No.585724

he loved creaming stinky feet pussies



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No. 585618 [Reply]

Girls who would kill me! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶
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No.585678

>>585643
Which Anime is this Anon? Looks interesting!

No.585679

school days

No.585682

Thank you!

No.585683

All girls want you dead if you're less than 6/10

No.585690

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>>585683
That sounds wonderful! Though my aim is to be the perfect one for my significant other!



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No. 585486 [Reply]

don't blame the guy for getting his dick sucked, blame the girl for sucking the dick
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No.585554

>>585546 Did you never do that at school with your friends, give each other whiteboard marker tattoos?

No.585555

never

No.585556

cage

No.585578

creamy pussy!

No.585670

I can see it



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No. 584697 [Reply]

how long is it until it's only mero left
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No.584721

>>584719
that image has been since before you discovered 4chan

No.584722

change it

No.584759

>>584712 They all look like they're having such fun, that really warms my cockles ☺️

No.585607

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Mero ga shinda!

No.585609

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No. 585598 [Reply]

neesan quit sticking your hands in the soup you tramp
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No.585601

most girls would be if they were prevented from working
imagine living 200 years ago in the uk or something and just getting some gobby whenever you want from some filthy little teen harlot for a finger of gin

No.585602

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The time has come to flip women

No.585603

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>>585601
I'm Bri'ish btw I dunna if at matt'ers

Just imag'e'en me ge'in me skelly hands on a li'l harlot, cheap gobby and bugger on'y 200 quid

No.585605

The sharing has begun once again. Normies are going out with friends, having a good time, and eventually sharing their genitals with one another. The peepees and the veevees are leaking for one another and I'm not invited as usual.

No.585606




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No. 585581 [Reply]

I like this song

https://youtu.be/nqW33g2GlLI

You hear about the Chinese weather balloon shot down over the US?

No.585582

I got me a doughnut in the afternoon I thought I would want to eat it but then I had lunch and dinner 3 hours later not hungry anymore I'm going to have to eat it tomorrow

No.585583

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You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, sparks in the software
Flash the message "Something's out there"
Floating in the winter sky
99 red balloons go by

99 red balloons
Floating in the winter sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
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No.585584

why send spy balloons when you've got plenty of traitorous fifth columnists like our buddy whatmin over here who worships the ccp so much he parrots their propaganda even on ota



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No. 584473 [Reply]

Holy shit.
How are they going to explain themselves out of this one?

No.584540

ez he just says the neighbor who cleans his place lives on the other side and this is the first time hes met the tenshi there

No.585576

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im pretty gentlemanly myself wheres my gf

No.585604

>>585576
reevaluate yourself



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No. 554198 [Reply]

So you think your otaku enough for ota? Well lets see your MAL then
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No.585428

>>585408
Can I add you as a friend or would that be weird?

No.585429

dont understand how people get that many friends

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No.585450

dont understand how people get any friends

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No. 539307 [Reply]

You can only ever see one side of the moon because the moon spins exactly the same speed as it orbits Earth.

The Moon orbits Earth once every 27.3 days and spins on its axis once every 27.3 days.

You expect me to believe this wasn't designed by God?
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No.585495

im insignificant but my friend wasnt

No.585497

I hate your friend

No.585498

you dont even know who im talking about 4teen

No.585500

your friend is insignificant

No.585501

in a few million years crow people and dolphin people will dig up the ota server and they will laugh at whatmin's posts



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No. 543299 [Reply]

>feminine male
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No.585427

love adding 5 minute 1 epsiode onas to my mal

No.585447

5 minute onahole episodes

No.585477

5 minute anal episodes

No.585481

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love anal episodes

No.585494

5 minute anal episodes sounds like a waste of time if im getting the coconut oil out im making the most of it it doesnt clean out easy



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