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No. 608567 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.
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No.616126

what broke him?

No.616127

realising hes middle aged

No.616128

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oh please, he's a guy, he hits the wall much later, if I can get a date with a 21 year old at 29, he can absolutely pick up some girl, he's like 6'1 and would actually look nice if he got a real haircut and shaved or started working out

No.616132

>>616128
If you didn't experience teen romance your brain chemistry is forever solidified into a miserable state. Even if he became some sort of superchad slayer it wouldn't matter, the damage is done.

No.616143

>>616128
>if i can date underage girls that are barely legal to get into a bar you can too ;)



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No. 539998 [Reply]

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No.615492

rape this tomato

No.615881

>>540001
Hello I love cute idol pussies too.
the hey cute good touch wet warm pussy! LET'S RAPE THAT PUSSY

No.615882

inb4 spam

No.616117

dream of pussies tonight

No.616123

no longer dream



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No. 572074 [Reply]

nelltotfp
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No.580832

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Cute idols!

No.580836

cute idol pussy!

No.580846

>>580836
I can barely see it!

No.616102

>>580836
PuSSy!!!

No.616122

>>580832
I love the leash on the cuties



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No. 615960 [Reply]

Amazing OP, funny anime, I fear humanity will never again reach the heights of unrestricted creativity and freedom in official media as Japan in the early 2000s.
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No.616076

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this was a PREDICTABLE discovery in a predictable anime

No.616077

waiting warmly for superstar season 3

No.616104

What about the nijigaks

No.616114

>>616104
its not a real love live

No.616115

>>616114
crying why arent they good enough for you



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No. 612417 [Reply]

>ota
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No.616060

Otamin please explain "èl mem"

No.616061

>>616058
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Please stick it in meEHE
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

No.616062

>>616060
I invented that. It was originally "Please rape my facee" but otamin kept deleting it. So I shortened it to "Please rape my face" so he had it filtered to
"Please rape my face"

No.616095

gonno see frieren in real life
https://frieren-anime-ten.jp

No.616100

>>616060
"E L M E M" was originally "E L M E M E"



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No. 554662 [Reply]

love when mom tells me about her pap smears
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No.554696

I learned everything about the female reproductive system and anatomy through hentai manga

No.554697

learned everything about male and female thought processes from ntr manga

No.554701

>>554680
C-section cels never stood a chance

No.554736

learned everything i know about sex from JAV
i'm still not entirely sure what a vagina looks like

No.616097

me too



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No. 616016 [Reply]

tarded out and wasted my life again
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No.616040

>>616022
crying loved destiny eternia destiny 2 rebirth hearts

No.616047

If clinical depression is real then why would it be so prevalent today? You'd think it would have been bred out over thousands of years since sad people aren't going to have the energy to seek out mates.

No.616049

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>>616047
Did you know sad women exist and they don't have to seek out mates?

This is an obvious route for all negative male traits to be passed down to new males.

No.616063

>>616049
Women can't experience true depression

No.616078

I'm reading Atomic habits. The book mentions that goals aren't the focus. The focus should be maintaining the system that and that the goals will happen along the way. An example from the book.

"The goal is not to learn an instrument, the goal is to become a musician."

Essentially the system that enables the goal becomes part of who you are.

Another example it gives are two people being offered a smoke.
The first says "No thanks, I'm trying to quit".
The second says "No thanks, I'm not a smoker".
The difference being going from someone who's trying to stop doing something to being someone who doesn't do it.

A small difference I would say but one that enables easier behaviour change. Think of yourself as the person you want to be. Do the things that person would because you are that person.
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No. 536413 [Reply]

selfie for the boys
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No.612686

c

No.614330

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selfie for the boys

No.614331

selfie for the boys

No.614390

prefer non-pornographic selfies for the boys

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selfie for the boys



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No. 615927 [Reply]

Pissed and shit myself and there's a fork stuck up my ass.
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No.615931

>>615930
stock gooning

No.615932

>>615928
someone on mero posted videos of these getting fucked

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I'm feeling extra gay today myself.

No.615994

>>615992
built for ntr

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No. 616009 [Reply]

I have a buddy Problem.
>Be poorfag woman (19F) living at home
>Live with gen x mom, sister (22 F), and boyfriend (23 M)
>They all work full-time; I play "housewife" and cook, clean, and handle the budgeting
>Struggling to pay rent even with three workers (thanks friends)
>Trapped in democrat city while my bf works up the ladder
>Mom asked him to live with us while she pays off credit card debt
>Sister is retarded liberal atheist whore who can't seem to date a white man
>Her bf of 2 years is an annoying ghetto buddy
>He's 1/4 white, nerdy; watches anime & plays vidya
>Better than the others, but still a buddy
>Eats all our food, doesn't work, and doesn't help with expenses
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No. 599862 [Reply]

As long as we remember; there is something to regret.
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No.600242

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Metroid (NES) - Kraid's Lair

https://youtu.be/v1sTdewueiY

No.616000

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>>615997
Where are you going?

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>>615997

No.616008

>>616002
thanks for all your hard work



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No. 581363 [Reply]

I'm currently reading Fate/stay night for the first time so no spoilers please.
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No.585234

i love anime and manga

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>>585234
Girugamesh!

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No.615977

%doing_###% with twintails

No.615989

>>615976
love reading ranobe with twintails



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