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Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 21:02:19 No. 561198 [Reply]

My mom's friend talks too much! How do i defeat her?

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Anonymous 03/13/22 (Sun) 08:24:11 No.561271

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 00:15:58 No.591640

just shove your cock in her mouth op

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 02:58:37 No.591650

>>561201
wow are you me?
yeah, you probably are

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 03:00:35 No.591651

have sex with your mother

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 03:12:03 No.591653

Wish my mom had friends that weren't just ex boyfriends perhaps I could have used her connections to date the daughters of her hypothetical friends

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 20:11:07 No. 591623 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4YlO0JBEs0

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 18:43:56 No. 591616 [Reply]

>This made boomers shit and cum

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 18:46:03 No.591617

whatgpt

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 18:46:10 No.591618

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Bulma your balls are missing

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Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 03:12:45 No. 591345 [Reply]

Face it you're already near or beyond age 30 and your original brain problems have contorted and divided over the years to the point of being unfixable

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Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 07:12:34 No.591363

no i just enjoy a good sausage

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 09:20:10 No.591365

>>591345
yeah my life is pretty much over at this point

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 13:37:45 No.591374

I've gotten better at masking but it usually falls apart after a brief conversation

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 14:30:22 No.591375

Self-improvement is a life-long journey. Ganbaru. ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 17:36:20 No.591613

hey guys check out my poosy

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 03:15:11 No. 591579 [Reply]

Why is this stupid site so FUCKING slow? It takes 20 seconds to open a new thread, it takes 3 minutes to load a 1mb PNG. If I go to cc literally everything loads instantly for comparison. It's just sad. It's probably going to take 5 minutes to even make this post

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 12:17:23 No.591599

>>591598
Is this true?

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 13:05:21 No.591601

>>591599
No because everything loads fine for me.

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 14:08:52 No.591603

i appreciate the slowness of ota it helps make the board feel more cozy and lets me drink my tea while waiting for the cute idol image to load

raiders like you would never understand

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 16:06:57 No.591609

ota loads slowly on my phone but works as fast as 4chan or any other imageboard when im on my pc

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 16:22:27 No.591610

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>>591609
Phone posters BTFO

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Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 15:03:14 No. 564032 [Reply]

I feel like we've gained all we can from isolation, introspection and drugs so it may be time to start seeking knowledge from outside the human sphere by enlisting the aid of devils and other outer beings.

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Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 17:23:53 No.564034

Think it might make more sense to try and gain knowledge from other people and friends and stuff instead of things that don't exist druggie

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 17:47:42 No.564035

I prayed to the devil once, I wanted a Sniper Rifle, A Gatling Gun and a Light-Saber. Didn't get any of them.

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 18:41:23 No.564036

>>564034
99.99% of the population is ignorant

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 05:18:48 No.591589

Did you get demon friends to teach you stuff?

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 12:02:02 No.591594

I don't know what I'm thinking when I post this crap

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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 12:37:51 No. 537073 [Reply]

You know my flavor I’m the real Vanilla Ice
To all my haters I’m a CEO
10k a day, Alicia Keys ain't gain nothing on me
I got kilos baby
I got my mansions and I got my lamborghinis
I’m the real bad jammer
Lady Gaga ain't got shit on me
I’m the real steh-
Natalie Portman is my baby, CEO goddess
I got my app, energize baby
Its a real Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby
You’ve got my flavor
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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 17:55:04 No.537084

Why was this guy popular again?

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 02:07:56 No.591573

Drop it niggle!

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 02:12:39 No.591575

https://youtu.be/_A4xQaw25Hw?t=11

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Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon) 16:07:36 No. 546301 [Reply]

Funny faec lol

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Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 16:21:43 No.551012

henri

Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 16:35:32 No.551013

>>551012
bitch ass n i g g a

Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 20:03:23 No.551022

funny feces lol

Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 22:16:40 No.551027

Please stick it in me

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 02:02:55 No.591572

pussy!!

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Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 17:08:23 No. 585689 [Reply]

I kisse
the fishe

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Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 16:59:03 No.591254

burned my tuna

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 01:20:44 No.591271

Yuri fishe

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 01:41:40 No.591272

Whacking my sacky and packy to yuri princesse until everything smells fishe

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 17:04:52 No.591541

It's キスの日!

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 17:36:57 No.591542

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>>591272
dont make me get out the spray bottle again

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Anonymous 09/05/21 (Sun) 01:24:28 No. 548400 [Reply]

Why is communication in real life so much more difficult than on the internet

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Anonymous 03/29/22 (Tue) 12:52:53 No.562016

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I became a weird isolated mentally ill old man

Anonymous 03/29/22 (Tue) 21:20:15 No.562032

i like animals since they're easier to communicate with than real people. wish i had a nice kitsunebito friend like senko, then maybe i could get enough practice to talk to full fledged humans

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 13:18:21 No.591532

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Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 15:36:14 No.591537

You ever have a misunderstanding with a female and you can see the twitter post writing itself in her eyes

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 16:06:21 No.591538

>>562032
I had a birdie and it wouldn't listen to a thing I said no matter what.

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Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 20:35:47 No. 581510 [Reply]

2013 was 10 years ago

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Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 13:05:03 No.591531

>>591530
us? Who's us?
I see pussy all the time during family bathtime with mom and my aunts

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 13:27:56 No.591533

>>591531
What about grandma?

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 14:04:29 No.591534

>>591533
She lives too far away….

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 14:46:25 No.591535

>>591515
not love live

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 15:20:47 No.591536

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>>591535

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Gun Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 03:13:49 No. 591187 [Reply]

I bought another gun
My killing power has increased

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Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 20:32:50 No.591262

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I own a high-powered assault rifle, I own a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun, I own a regular shotgun, I own a regular hunting rifle, I own a 9mm, a 357, a 45 handgun, a 38 special, and, erm… I own an m-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle…

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 18:41:15 No.591383

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Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:06:29 No.591438

>>591262
miriota are scary

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:23:46 No.591452

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Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 12:10:28 No.591523

Happy Saint Elliot's Day Ota!!

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