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Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 02:25:59 No. 558087 [Reply]

i swear to fucking god zoomers are going to give birth to pathetic, useless subhuman jellyfish. the next gen after them will be called joomers [screencap this]

Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 02:41:13 No.558089

Yoooooo we got colonized and overtime they now pay us more than 1.90 US dollars per day

Everyone knows quality of life and poverty is relative to making 1.91 US dollars a day or more

Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 05:00:16 No.558102

>zoomers are going to give birth
not so sure about that one

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:36:22 No.581354

epic

simply epic

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:46:03 No.581356

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>>558089
I remember making this post.

I still feel it's a very accurate sentiment on these statistics, except for mistakenly saying US dollar instead of """international $""".

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Anonymous 12/03/22 (Sat) 02:25:12 No. 578449 [Reply]

Why do boys do this?

Anonymous 12/03/22 (Sat) 02:53:51 No.578454

because they're homos

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:31:37 No.581350

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Boys will be boys.

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:34:15 No.581352

because they're fags

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Anonymous 11/21/21 (Sun) 23:45:14 No. 553555 [Reply]

The short (under 6'2") male is the most oppressed minority in modern society.

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Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed) 01:29:45 No.553741

>>553738
The 5'8" cel vs the heightmaxxed chads

Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed) 01:33:30 No.553742

>>553740
Marisa should be gnfos since she is prone to stealing

Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed) 01:39:50 No.553743

>>553742
Have had my posts stolen by ota far more often than by the big g.

Anonymous 01/01/23 (Sun) 23:43:03 No.581345

fucking die

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:00:33 No.581348

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Anonymous 01/01/23 (Sun) 09:32:03 No. 581274 [Reply]

*makes the scary noise*

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Anonymous 12/31/22 (Sat) 18:34:28 No. 581186 [Reply]

DERP

Anonymous 01/01/23 (Sun) 00:46:18 No.581207

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Oh no this can't be happening !

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Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 15:17:27 No. 581110 [Reply]

she's so smug…

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Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 00:47:25 No. 581064 [Reply]

Going to start a youtube channel and make 100k a month to react with "based" and "true" in response to videos I'm watching on stream.

See you later ota.

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 01:12:06 No.581068

It'll probably happen. The only jobs in the future will be reacting to content produced by AI.

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 01:48:44 No.581071

link

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 00:28:22 No. 580860 [Reply]

I’m a husband and father with a small at-home business and a fairly normal life. One of my tasks is sharing carpool duties for my teenage daughter and her cheerleading friends to and from practice and competitions. As it happens, my wife and I haven’t had sex for over two years due to various medical and psychological issues. My wife’s aware of the problem, but it’s been very stressful, and we need to make changes. The other day I picked up my daughter’s friends, and I felt a surge of sexual attraction. I was horrified! I would rather cut off my penus than cause harm to a minor—or cheat on my wife, for that matter.

I want to quit carpool because these feelings make me ashamed and deeply uncomfortable. But then I’d have to come up with a plausible explanation that would still enable my daughter to be in the carpool. If I drive her solo, everyone will wonder what the problem is. Can you think of a solution here?

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:19:40 No.581020

>>581017
>>581019
you forgot to bump

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:24:54 No.581021

>>581017
Greetings and welcome to /jp/! You seem to be a 4channer who is new to this board. Things operate a little bit differently here. The biggest error you seem to have committed is confusing "sage" with an attack. What "sage" does is posts to the thread without bumping it. Here on /jp/ it is used mostly in a polite manner when you want to respond to a post but do not feel that your post is important enough to bump the thread, as how "sage" was originally intended to be used.

Enjoy your stay!

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:34:57 No.581023

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White Knight. 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:46:31 No.581025

>>581023
Ahhhh CUTE!!!

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 00:02:33 No.581057

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>>581023
She walked into the thread and smelled Yummy Knicker

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:47:41 No. 581026 [Reply]

That fucking Naruto

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 13:07:22 No. 580782 [Reply]

I will be playing gikopoi with big dogs like meltingwax, tablecat, daddy cool, 0037, shii and tokiko for new year eve while you retards continue to shit up ota /jp/

http://events.gikopoi.com/e/2023010104.00.txt

the event is on 2023/01/01 @ 04:00 UTC

the instance is running on:
https://play.gikopoi.com/

so what are you waiting for? (´• ω •`)

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:21:01 No.580961

and that gives away that it's a different person… how?

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:24:06 No.580963

I am just giving him the benefit of the doubt. That tranny is the biggest subhuman ever.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:34:46 No.580966

you can lead a man to the dots but you can't make him connect them

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:09:08 No.580971

had dippin dots at cedar point they were okay

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:16:54 No.580973

dippin dots screw that id rather be flippin thots Please stick it in mee

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Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 22:38:18 No. 580478 [Reply]

Merry Christmas, /ota/!

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:36:23 No.580937

vump

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:53:21 No.580938

christmas is over

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:56:53 No.580939

its still Twelvetide

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 20:07:29 No. 580834 [Reply]

the norms give me offerings so i dont destroy their crops

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 05:25:27 No.580929

buu buu yumechis

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