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Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 22:33:39 No. 623445 [Reply]

I just finished watching Evangelion, and man….

that post nut depression hits different afterwards

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Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 16:47:02 No. 623395 [Reply]

might cheese out on these cheeseits

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Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:11:36 No.623404

dont like cheese its dont think ill like em in a crunch wrap sam i am

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:14:17 No.623406

the friends stole my cheese nips the superior cheese cracker

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:16:21 No.623407

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I had to eat smoked gouda triscuits the Dutch will pay for this

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:54:23 No.623416

nothing gouda bout that

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 18:22:11 No.623417

goudan you

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Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon) 13:55:29 No. 547112 [Reply]

You want me to do what?

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Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 16:13:29 No.623388

sleeping titrape followed by a fresh facesperm

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 16:54:54 No.623398

girls are having sex with everyone but me

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:21:59 No.623409

it's true

for example, me

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:25:00 No.623410

>>623409
die whatmin

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:50:49 No.623415

>>623410
that is literally one of the most hurtful things you could call me

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Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 17:21:54 No. 623408 [Reply]

yeah what you mean is that i have a problem to dont tell you my 1th language but dont have a problem to post myself doing belly inflation

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Anonymous 06/13/22 (Mon) 01:22:40 No. 568065 [Reply]

crying

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Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 06:57:16 No.568172

the nentrannies

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 18:39:11 No.568268

Good. All goes according to plan…

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 04:54:33 No.623357

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 05:19:51 No.623358

Does anyone else kind of wish bad things would happen to them
I'm not sure what it is perhaps just curiosity of what would come of it

If all the spinoffs shut down at once what would come of it

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 05:41:58 No.623359

head on over to an immensely boring tg spinoff like quest den and start himaposting

either that or the jakkers

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Anonymous 11/05/22 (Sat) 01:15:06 No. 576839 [Reply]

The preggerful womb of a teenage girl leaking spermy clusters which slosh joyously about her soiled silken underwear.

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Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 00:59:59 No.623349

creamy teen pussy!

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 01:25:13 No.623350

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>god says be fruitful and multiply
>makes me cel, cant breed
>???

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 01:37:13 No.623351

>>623350
I downloaded an offline copy of ota-ch.com and grepped through it FIVE TIMES and I still could not find who you are quoting!

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 02:24:10 No.623352

>>623351
Did you hit Ctrl+shift+F?

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 02:28:03 No.623353

>>623352
Maybe you should try Ctrl+W.

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:13:06 No. 623327 [Reply]

got my chicken nuggers and crispy chicken sandwich

NOW I AM HAPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:33:05 No.623336

sigh. he loved maidanglao

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:46:55 No.623341

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K58Zw1SJtA4

>ota

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:54:58 No.623342

chimken nuggets/random thread?

>City Ruins starts playing
https://youtu.be/hMw-DUnR10s
>2B:

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:59:37 No.623343

>>623341
She's so fucking sexy

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 00:17:18 No.623346

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>>623343
what were they thinking?

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:22:17 No. 623330 [Reply]

Imagine the smell/feel

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:23:12 No.623331

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:39:17 No.623338

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Women are people too.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:40:26 No.623339

>>623338
Theyre aliens

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 00:09:12 No.623345

feel more in common with certain animals than the females of my own species

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 12:17:12 No. 623279 [Reply]

My fridge. Is full of things. That I can't remember.

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 13:37:13 No.623285

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This is a one time problem, just don't buy that much in the future.

Just finished my bi-monthly backup + Arch upgrade + malware check + login to all accounts

Feels good. Trying to get ready for Elden Ring DLC.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:59:26 No.623311

are you ok?

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 20:04:47 No.623312

>>623311
Well, if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way
For all the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 20:05:10 No.623313

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My anus. Is full of things. That I can't remember.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 20:16:33 No.623314

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YOUR ANUS IS FULL OF SHIT

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Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 19:39:00 No. 619015 [Reply]

Got a cup of tea.

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Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 22:21:46 No.623165

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Having the tea and vodka poured up my ass.

Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 00:18:32 No.623170

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I bought Arma Reforger. I like it. I'll be heading to bed.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 09:57:14 No.623277

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Had chips alongside tea for breakfast.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 10:06:19 No.623278

have some methanol for lunch

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 21:31:40 No.623430

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Had diarrhea from eating only chips alongside tea for breakfast.

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:40:28 No. 623252 [Reply]

Just lie down, relax and close your eyes….everything will be okay.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 00:53:29 No.623253

doesnt she know that chips and soda are bad for you

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:35:46 No.623263

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cyanide gas donald duck thank you sweet jesus.jpg

Everything. Will. Be. DAIJOUBU (big joubu)

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:47:53 No.623264

la di fucking da dee i brought molly to the party tell your girl ill fist fuck her tell her sorry im just gnarly as a bitch do the shmoney dance on this dick if i'm not getting money then im bound to hit a lick hit a lil boos he gon pass me for the zip lil boosie want me down im just icy as a bitch god damn

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:51:02 No.623265

its the bot

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Fuck the Recursive Bible! RecursiveBible 06/07/22 (Tue) 03:48:43 No. 567865 [Reply]

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

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Anonymous 06/10/22 (Fri) 20:47:59 No.567980

whatman's never recovering from this own

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 01:26:51 No.623256

Hue HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 01:44:56 No.623259

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christians and other religious type are not common in my country
bible thumping even less so
even the brethos never care to bring it up

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 02:24:08 No.623262

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Quite literally days were less than 24 hours long, and still are in some places

24 hour days are a construct of the Gregorian calendar. You may not realize this, but time and celestial cycles are not the Gregorian calendar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Ethiopia

Ethiopia has 12 hour days all year round. The day starts at 6AM and ends at 6PM. This is literally when the sun rises and sets every day because they're on the equator.

>>567980
I don't really understand what he's even arguing.

>>623259
Fucking western European.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 05:23:36 No.623271

do they put the same sticker on the talmud

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