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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 07:19:53 No. 615104 [Reply]

I'm going on a family vacation to japan in November since I have no job this might be my only chance to go to japan and get a wife, is there enough time to master japanese in like 5 months and also for me to find a wife in 2 week in japan?(note I am a white man so I assume attracting women isn't hard)

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:50:48 No.615187

https://files.catbox.moe/2pma6v.mp4

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:57:26 No.615188

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>>615187
I can't say the alphabet and increment a number for each letter in my head that fast, is she a genius or am I dumb?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 17:02:04 No.615189

towa is for looks only everything else comes as an optional extra

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 17:21:38 No.615190

you wouldn't download a towa

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 19:41:35 No.615199

towa is as high value woman

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Anonymous 03/05/24 (Tue) 22:28:10 No. 612844 [Reply]

Imagine having main character syndrome so bad that you think anyone gives a shit what you play

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Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 06:27:01 No.613578

>>613570
Yeah, some sheep might even call you some funny Engrish mean name.

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 10:30:34 No.613587

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>>613570
Do I know you from somewhere?

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 11:46:55 No.613588

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>>613570

Anonymous 03/09/24 (Sat) 10:14:29 No.614105

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 19:33:31 No.615198

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i am the mein kyara

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 19:20:49 No. 615195 [Reply]

Japan
GOT
NUKED
KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:45:11 No. 615186 [Reply]

Would you touch her pudge

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Anonymous 06/13/22 (Mon) 00:20:34 No. 568062 [Reply]

keep teen spirit

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Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 17:34:09 No.568194

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Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 19:55:33 No.568203

>>568193
When I was a teen I thought they were all stupid for taking their teen drama so seriously when there are aliens around

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 14:11:13 No.615167

Who's otamin?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 15:57:19 No.615181

I didn't understand any of the teen drama in flcl when I was a teen I guess I still don't really

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:15:07 No.615182

teened

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Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 03:32:46 No. 613571 [Reply]

toriyama ded

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Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 16:31:29 No.613666

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Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 16:33:38 No.613667

>>613652
right in the POOPER!

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 19:05:28 No.613700

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 12:54:41 No.615149

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 13:49:52 No.615158

>>615149
who

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 07:11:04 No. 615102 [Reply]

I'm really going to die one day?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 09:28:25 No.615123

when does my real life start

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 10:38:37 No.615126

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Yes you're going to get isekai'd, don't be scared.

*Don't fear the reaper starts playing*

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:55:14 No.615142

yeah but you won't even notice it because you will be dead

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:41:47 No. 615138 [Reply]

Buckingham and Oval Office people are forced to act as hearts that time the entire system. The solar winds demand all the hearts keep the same time. Those places will drain your mind and body into a stupor. You have to release cardiac stress faster than anyone and most just fall to a state of an animal. That is why President Henry Eden was real on Maldek. Human primal power is a circus of a ritual. It is a dunce cap. You can't make me go in there. You can't force me into power. It makes no sense.

RA SMC HAILS AS THE RESULT OF THOSE SOLAR WINDS BEING RESEARCHED THAT YOU MUST SEEK POWER :)

They believe my material belongs to the world only because it restrains forgetting of the past.

SUN HAILS AS ESSENTIAL PROCESS SINCE PARADIGM CITY :)

Why would I ever belong to the world that dear?

MALDEK IS DONE :)

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Otamin Quotes Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:26:44 No. 615111 [Reply]

Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 10:59:15 No.615127

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"Connection not secure, proceed at your own risk"
- otamin, every year around this time

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:09:04 No.615130

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>>615127
It expires May 10th, you can check it yourself by clicking the lock in Firefox.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:15:02 No.615133

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>>615130
wow thats so cool im a real otachi

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 03:27:01 No. 615086 [Reply]

I just told mom that I could have had a normal life with a wife and children if wasn't for her forcing me to break up with a girl when I was 15
Cunt said she doesn't remember doing that, then I told her "If you beat someone up, you might forget about it. But the beaten one will never forget it"

She got mad about it and started being a defensive like "Am I to blame for everything now?"
Fucking cunt can't stand hearing about the horrible things she did, and I am only getting started, I can't wait for next week to let her know about other things she did that made me the fuck up I am, until I get to tell her everything I became, the amalgamation of all her sins and mistakes

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 04:09:09 No.615095

getting sick of girlfriend having normals larping as losers on ota

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 04:20:59 No.615096

>>615095
You can't talk shit about women and whine about never having sex if you have never dated one and had sex

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 05:24:00 No.615098

even the celest cel can still get a date not sure about the flipping part

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 05:41:31 No.615099

stolen post

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:14:50 No.615132

>>615098
norm

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Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 14:32:43 No. 613601 [Reply]

funny faec

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 07:34:27 No.615105

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love funny amime faeces

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Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 06:33:17 No. 611495 [Reply]

you're ruining my stream

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 02:05:05 No.615078

>>614790
hoo boi

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 02:13:13 No.615079

he used to stream

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 02:39:45 No.615081

His name was Trevor. He was our friend.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 04:03:11 No.615093

>>611495
>>613519
>>614790
this girl seems ota-coded

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 07:16:09 No.615103

Remember me to one who streamed there.
He once was a true friend of mine.

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