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No. 642854 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/live/gaRkLJMRrok

Why are they trying to make me choose?

No.642855

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what choice?

No.642856

>>642855
I like biboo or gigi murin

No.642859

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>>642856
and beejoe loves ela

No.643127

>>642859
No she loves black dick cuck. Again masturbate in the corner with me already.

No.643134

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>>643127
but her long distance ffxiv boyfriend karok tumet was almost definitely white or asian



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No. 643121 [Reply]

>The bedtime story actually put her to sleep
My sides

No.643122

link

No.643126

between worlds

No.643131

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No. 643113 [Reply]

You like chinese girl

No.643116

she looks japanese

No.643118

love all girls



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No. 585801 [Reply]

she's back
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No.643101

>>643095
she would stink bro

No.643102

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do go on

No.643103

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Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said, "What?", and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

>>643101
I'm pretty sure they all do.

If you love someone you have to be willing to become one, and share all their germs and genetic material

No.643104

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i'm self aware enough to know that im probably not cool enough to court one of those girls

it's really a case of you don't find them instead they find you

No.643108

>>643104
I think if you outrock them they will just submit. When I watch porn with girls who have tons of tattoos, their boyfriends usually have even more tattoos.
So if you dressed up like KISS or Marilyn Manson on rocker steroids and walked around everywhere like that then if you ever came across one of them you can just be like "you are coming to my house right now" and they will obey.
The weak rockers obey the strong. Of course you are just faking so you should probably not go to where there are lots of real rockers otherwise you will get outcompeted easily, maybe even exposed and then they will all stone you to death.



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No. 557809 [Reply]

antonio space antonio time
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No.575780

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kaosu control!

No.575828

>In most dialects, "the" is pronounced as /ðə/ (with the voiced dental fricative /ð/ followed by a schwa) when followed by a consonant sound, and as /ðiː/ (homophone of pronoun thee) when followed by a vowel sound or used as an emphatic form. Modern American and New Zealand English have an increasing tendency to limit usage of /ðiː/ pronunciation and use /ðə/, even before a vowel

I had no idea I've been mispronouncing the my whole life.

No.599277

e

No.643105

antonio space antonio time

No.643106

cPlease rape my facees



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No. 643097 [Reply]

Can you really call yourself a hunter if you can't beat Fartalis?

No.643098

translate this shit uhh… something

No.643099

momo-chan…….



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No. 643078 [Reply]

happy birthday Miku-chan!

No.643079

this is basically spam by now

No.643081

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>>643079
let's celebrate Miku-chan

No.643082

I wish her a happy birthday but it's inevitably a flag



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No. 642089 [Reply]

this is a morbidly obese japanese cat
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No.642218

>>642130
that was over 10 years ago now. people can lose weight actually

No.643055

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Now this is what a real birthday idol looks like!

No.643056

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No.643057

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No.643076

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As far as cat birthdays go Raden's was the best.



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No. 642766 [Reply]

Any hue hue macacos here want to translate this? Maybe the spam guy
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No.642774

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Spam guy respond I know you're here and Brasileiro

alguem BR? alguem sou foda bunda ook ook

No.642781

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Come on spam guy please responducao

Sou guess tu won't because tu got doxxeducao and everyone knows you're Basileiro nao jaja ook ook

No.642782

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poor fellow good bullied so hard he can't stop thinking about the spam man

No.642787

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>>642782
There's like 1000 calories in a can. How could you stop thinking about it?

No.643071

eu bunda ook ook



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No. 642254 [Reply]

Hmph.
You can leave the Otamin to me.

No.642256

you volunteer to be his private cum dumpster? by all means

No.642258

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oatmeal would never keel to that jobber vegeta

No.642998

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otamin… I kneel

No.642999

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"It may be the coldest day of the year. What does he think of that? I mean… what do I? And if I do, perhaps I am myself. Again."

- Tao Ming

No.643054

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Otamin beckons



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No. 607960 [Reply]

Video games?
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No.643001


No.643002

No sex

No.643003

>>642618
me posting on ota

No.643041

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Wtf I thought vim adventures was the only whatmin approved game…
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2883360/Gentoo_Rescue_Demo/

No.643051

firing up the windows recovery usb



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No. 642881 [Reply]

No.642978

Why does this go so hard ?https://youtu.be/YRtyGtjgcNo

No.642986

zesty ass performance by thom yorke here

No.642992

Pretty sure he's on the spectrum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCZV2_z5w4Q

No.643040

rip biggie smalls mama

No.643042

>>642978
damn shorty this do be a certified slappin' bop like fr fire do be done OUT of



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