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Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 07:12:29 No. 609765 [Reply]

Don't hope for a miracle.

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 10:00:00 No.609770

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I expect the worst and am sometimes pleasantly surprised

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 17:57:58 No.609787

I expect the worst and my expectations are always vastly underestimated.

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 19:49:39 No.609800

miracles happen every day you just need to adjust your perspective

i had a glass i left on the sink edge i forgot about it and almost knocked it over when i woke up. but i didnt so i didnt have to clean up glass off the floor

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 20:46:15 No.609810

its a miracle that ive managed to survive this long without offing myself every day is a new miracle

I wrote a song called "Henri", rate it please Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 15:41:15 No.609843

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Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 04:13:34 No. 609763 [Reply]

Whats up dudes.
I am one of the guys who used to cry about there being no jobs and not being able to make money. Then I accidentally stumbled on the US military new promotion.
I found out that new recruits with #quickship get $40,000 just for signing up and completing their service! This is in addition to pay and amazing benefits of the US army!
Now I know some people are scared to join the army, but the army these days is an easy way to make good money and serve your country. As a NEET and huge computer nerd, I was scared I might not have what it takes. But basic training would not only get you in shape, it will also give you the confidence you need to get a girlfriend! Not to mention girls love servicemen!
I know some people are scared to get sent to war, but guess what, a regular recruit will NEVER see combat! Most of your time will be spent on #selfimprovement! And when you are done with your service, you actually get $40,000 that you can use to start a business or buy a home and to boot, you also get amazing benefits and retirement pay!
I don't know how there are so many people complaining about jobs when there is an amazing job out there and the military is always hiring. All you have to do is be a MAN and put in some effort.
And before you worry about Ukraine or Russia, the U.S is never going to get involved in that so you know you are safe.
I like to be "BASED" but it is time to be #BASED on an actual military base that is.

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Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 11:44:20 No.609775

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lol

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 21:09:46 No.609812

I'm an Army recruiter and so far my life has been smooth sailing. I've never had to worry about getting fired or where my next check is coming from. You can join until you're 35, and there's some of the biggest bonuses I've ever seen right now. I wish I joined earlier instead of going to college.

A 25B, which is an IT MOS, can get a PREDICTABLE high bonus if they score high enough on the aptitude test the recruiter gives you. They need these people really bad right now because they all get out after 3-4 years and step right in to $100-$300k jobs because the military trained them for 3-4 years.

An 11B, which is your stereotypical no prior skills required infantry shooty gun job, is also getting pretty big bonuses right now.

If you can stop smoking weed and can do 10 pushups, go talk to an Army recruiter. Most people can't do those 2 things lol.

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 22:03:37 No.609813

are these bots

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 22:31:58 No.609814

feeling scared where is friend to protect me

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 00:47:20 No.609819

>>609814
friend said to shut the fuck up homo

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depression is not curable Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 02:38:50 No. 609761 [Reply]

It's a lifelong condition.

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 03:04:38 No.609762

I was thinking tonight and wondered if norms feel a desire for purpose or if they're able to float along just fine I've come across several that never seemed to develop purpose and didn't mind it or perhaps they fell into purpose and never had to think about it I don't really believe that the reason for being is a human condition.

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Anonymous 12/09/23 (Sat) 18:40:18 No. 607217 [Reply]

feel when you're just vibing in your room and suddenly get the urge to beat the shit out of your single mother even though you haven't spoken in days or seen each other in months

Anonymous 12/09/23 (Sat) 18:50:28 No.607218

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I hate Sam Hyde and think he's a narcissistic psychopath, but maybe he was right about that joke about NEETs going mental like "I GOTTA KILL MOMMY MOMMY HAS TO GO"

Anonymous 12/10/23 (Sun) 02:16:07 No.607230

Mindblowing that zoomers actually do say vibe all the time not even as a meme they actually do it

Anonymous 12/10/23 (Sun) 02:20:46 No.607232

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>>607230
I'm 102 and I say vibe, like this image just wow what a vibe.

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 05:22:14 No.609713

now that's a vibe

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Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 20:33:32 No. 609704 [Reply]

D…

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 20:48:24 No.609705

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A house caught on fire here recently and it said 20 people were displaced

This wasn't a huge house by any means, it was like an old Victorian style single-family home, but there was 20 people living in there (seemingly Mexican)

Perhaps we should aspire to live like them, and accept new solutions that don't hurt property values for all those invested, after all we can't just kill all the landlords, ban corporations from owning homes, abolish 99% of zoning laws/building codes, and tax people into the ground for owning more than one home.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 23:08:31 No.609708

>>609705
That won't be possible because the merchants have told whites that they have to live alone and hate their families

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 23:22:24 No.609709

we need d-sans wisdom now more than ever

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 23:49:55 No.609710

>>609705
sounds like commie talk
maybe you should get a job sonny

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 00:18:31 No.609711

w-min what the hell is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1st0XSY0VKQ

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Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 01:13:15 No. 609659 [Reply]

feel sick i want to go back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepXLReu1aU

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 01:23:11 No.609660

you need to go back

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 03:20:59 No.609662

cant go back

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Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 22:26:53 No. 609264 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 08:41:57 No.609623

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Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 09:16:56 No.609624

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>>609623
Artia my beloved…

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 18:46:17 No.609642

>/jp/

https://censorship/jp/src/1706380869076.webm

(merorin)

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 21:37:59 No.609646

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Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 22:14:00 No.609649

>>609623
Inaccurate the hamster is much cuter

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Anonymous 05/24/22 (Tue) 21:48:21 No. 567159 [Reply]

paste

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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 02:15:50 No.567174

nice silverfish maki

Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 02:18:15 No.567175

wish i was a milky holme

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 02:08:51 No.609580

>>567160
crying
No more stolen posts

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 22:02:49 No.609647

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i wonder who pioneered the clipboard

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 22:05:51 No.609648

>>609647
Clippy

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Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 02:50:30 No. 609239 [Reply]

BOOM!

Headshot

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 21:59:35 No.609573

pasted

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 03:12:40 No.609621

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buy new fan
stick it in the open window
wind blows it out of the frame and the shitty plastic blade breaks
now inoperable

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Anonymous 01/01/22 (Sat) 23:21:03 No. 556679 [Reply]

It's kind of hurtful when they start yucking it up talking about how scary you are

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Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 21:17:17 No.556799

a young zoomer

Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 21:20:16 No.556801

zzzoooooomm!!!!!!!

Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 22:15:28 No.556809

zoomies is when an animal gets really excited and runs around like the otakitties mya mya mya zooooooom

Anonymous 08/15/22 (Mon) 04:09:46 No.572273

you're a zoomer who zooms zooms all day

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 22:32:30 No.609615

ALL I WANNA DO IS A ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM WITH THE BOOM BOOM

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Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 21:35:13 No. 609571 [Reply]

we love mina

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Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 18:38:30 No.609602

idols are allowed to have bfs when im allowed a gf

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 18:54:18 No.609603

I think it's my own fault for falling in love with peoples personalities. I should learn not to get emotionally invested and keep my distance.

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 19:02:44 No.609604

The idea that other people are in a relationship makes me furious. (* ￣︿￣)
Where is my Soul-Mate!? I've been looking all my life and haven't found Her!!! (╬▔皿▔)╯

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 19:15:46 No.609605

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I've mewed and starved so much and still am apparently below the 2024 gf requirements even though I have ripped abs and a decent jaw I can only assume by 2025 all women will be gathered up into superharems by the hundreds for men like henri and by 2030 the species will simply begin to die off from extreme sexual selectiveness from females when no male is good enough anymore

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 19:22:44 No.609606

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>>609604
dont worry hurdlerchan im sure your gothic lolito is out there somewhere

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Anonymous 12/16/23 (Sat) 04:19:58 No. 607479 [Reply]

I said I would post it

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Anonymous 12/17/23 (Sun) 04:25:09 No.607518

>>607517
From the post I was replying to

Anonymous 12/22/23 (Fri) 00:59:35 No.607708

scared of some of the posters here

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 07:02:29 No.609543

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I want to post something nice but I just can't find an appropriate thread

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 04:58:37 No.609581

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gonna take my bed to the dump tomorrow
ive slept on it for i think 20 years or so and its been my daily driver lounging furniture for the last 10
some days almost all hours out of the day could be spent on it
countless loads shot on it, so many hours drunk on it, good memories and bad

rooms gonna feel pretty empty
not even sure how im gonna lounge now

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 09:18:02 No.609586

>>609581
this nigga lounges

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