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No. 608485 [Reply]

Weabs.

The following redpill is gonna be hard for you to swallow. I invite you to watch the movie Manbiki Kazoku (Shoplifters) for a realistic impression of everyday Japanese life. Japan isn't clean, sparkly and odor-neutral like in your animes. The Japanese live like cattle on a farm, cramped into tiny one-room "apartments" that are filled to the brim with trash. The only reason you don't notice how dirty it is is because there's not enough room on the floor for piles of dirt and dust to form. They come home from shopping at a konbini and sit down at their floor-table thing without even washing their hands. They sleep in futons which they never wash (too big for a washing machine), they simply "air them out" every now and then. Yes, that's right, they sleep in their own fermented sweat and maybe piss until they buy a new futon. The summers in Japan are very hot and humid, yet the Japanese don't shower after getting home. They wipe their sweat into the furniture (which they never clean) and take turns in bathing in the same bathwater later at night. They slurp their ramen noodles for banmeshi and spill thick drops of grease everywhere. You can't even clean the floor properly since it's covered with tatami, mats made of flimsy rice weed, which are destroyed if you even step on them forcefully, let alone wipe them. They have no proper doors or windows, just paper-thin covers that slide to the side which are always open in summer, meaning the inside of their "homes" is teeming with insects. In winter they sit inside at a kotatsu in full winter clothing because they don't know about isolation in the 21st century.
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No.611728

>>611727
Are the high vis vests really necessary

No.611734

>>611727
Love cleaning litter with twintails

No.612045

been sleeping on the floor on my mat and using the pc on the floor for about two months now and dont feel any more japanese

No.615274

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No.615326

>>615274
love vacuuming with twintails



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No. 614357 [Reply]

Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
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No.615221

think its weird but nice you can pay someone and they'll pretend to be your friend for a half hour i should try it

No.615236

just talk to oata

No.615296

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Gonna go to this local therapist and explain how I've been living the past 14 years and ask her to touch my arm, if she says yes I'm going to kneel in front of her and present my arm. If she refuses I'm going to burst into treats.

No.615297

>>615296
doggy treats or kitty treats

No.615320

The females on 4chan /adv/ are actually insane



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No. 614322 [Reply]

Stretchy bird pussy!

No.614714

henri

No.615318

hey there puss puss



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No. 615308 [Reply]

what is he trying to say
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No.615311

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>>615310
what is this trying to say

No.615312

>>615311
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

No.615313

Imagine just slamming Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

No.615314

>>615310
why did you jump to sucking your dick thats a bit gay dont you think

No.615317

>>615314
where else would be worth kissing on your body…



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No. 615277 [Reply]

How would you feel if a girl like this confessed to you on Valentine's Day back in high school?
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No.615299

Sometimes I daydream what it would be like if I had a normbrain and pursued all the girls that showed interest in me or even the ones that didn't and was some sort of male slut

No.615300

die humblebraggers

No.615301

only remember girls lying that one of their friends liked me as a haha ew gross joke

No.615302

>>615300
In 8th grade I had this weeb girl who would invite me to her house. She liked Inuyasha and we watched some episodes and I thought it was gay because fuck anime. I even slept over her house and her parents were super cool (they probably wouldn't have even cared if we fucked the family was kinda weird), and one time I touched her back and she verbally out loud mumbled something like "omg he's…"

Never even kissed. What did I do? I completely started ignoring her because I could not stand being that close to someone. That level of intimacy was too painful for my autistic brain.

No.615307

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hate w*men



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No. 612683 [Reply]

Very cute!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I really like this one!!!
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No.612737

>>612736
What do you mean by that? ヾ(^▽^*)))

No.612738

cuts.top/zAJu

No.612742

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it's not gay if I get the hero right

No.612746

>>612742
He has a cool philosophy on life. I would say no.

No.615287

pussy



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No. 543490 [Reply]

>girls can't be hopeless romant-

No.543492

poor kotori always alone playing with her sewing mannequin

No.615249

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What's it like to be romantic but not hopeless?

No.615253

porker idol

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No. 536632 [Reply]

Every time I visit this shitty board it looks more and more dead. Congratulations, teenmin, you've killed your own site.

No.536633

Good

No.615234

sigh trevor loved maki

No.615235

maki hated him

No.615273

maki loved sucking his cock

No.629304

ironic



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No. 562292 [Reply]

Finally got a copy of Im@s One for All, there's a full English patch now.
https://sites.google.com/view/ims-ofa-translation/home
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No.562351

>>562350
at the local milk bar

No.614180

c

No.615262

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Up for a game of checks and mates?

No.615263

>>615262
this post exudes intense henri energy

No.615267

>>615262
this post exudes transsexual energy



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No. 568317 [Reply]

Most of my favorite hookers are now earning money on onlyfans. Inflation is hitting hard the market and many are retiring to focus solely on their online career and there's nothing I can do. Now I have to either fuck girls that are too ugly for OF or pay half of my salary to fuck average ladys.

This really fucking sucks.
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No.568399

>>568396
its definitely one of the biggest femcel baits out there

No.568400

>>568398
post it

No.568401

deleted it

No.615257

love mixing girl slime and my own cum

No.615258

>>568393
>Franklin was born in 50 Chepstow Villas,[15] Notting Hill, London, into an affluent and influential British friendish family.
>Franklin's father, Ellis Arthur Franklin (1894–1964), was a politically liberal London merchant banker



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No. 545920 [Reply]

Last thread disappeared for some unknown reason.
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No.568150

>>568148
too soon

No.568156

why what happened

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No. 615239 [Reply]

Why would a high level quantum mechanics course in Princeton have students who don't know that "density increases" when a star collapses in on itself?

What a stupid fucking movie.

No.615241

density of what? your posts?

No.615243

>>615241
Did we even read the question? Are a student at Princeton taking a high level quantum mechanics course?

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No.615247

>>615246
same ip



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