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No. 608839 [Reply]

went to the market to get a hotdog
its the middle of summer so all the girls are out in nice outfits except the asians who dress like dorks all covered up i guess so they dont turn brown
saw down a girls camisole

thats where im at
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No.608864

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>>608853
Hilarious video.

No.608889

I spent 8 years as a crusty, disgusting NEET that pissed in bottles. One day mommy lined up an interview for me out of the blue, at some office.

The rest is history. Within a couple months I learned how to talk to people. A year in and I had sex for the first time with a coworker. Then another one. I saved up money and moved out. I had more sex and more girlfriends until I finally settled down with my current one.

I used to furiously masturbate to traps and male pregnancy doujins and now I own a mortgage

No.608895

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sounds like a downgrade

No.608927

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my new cat keeps opening the closet door and otanesting in the blankets

No.608928

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>>608927
Cute cat



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No. 608500 [Reply]

u mad japan got nuked?
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No.608552

post chinless platypus for us to laugh @ it

No.608554

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No.608563

>>608554
Is this an edit or does his chin really look like that?

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No. 608867 [Reply]

>ota


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No. 608866 [Reply]

Why thank you!


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No. 608737 [Reply]

look like oatmin LAMOOO

No.608857

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>>608854
Sometimes I feel like that and then don't the next day.



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No. 608809 [Reply]

feel the sick coming on again

No.608813

time for tea and pancakes

No.608835

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I take reishi mushroom and vitamin C packets if I feel sick.

No.608837

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Liam Howlett knew what he was doing when he produced Voodoo People



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No. 608748 [Reply]

what if im already dead and this life is just a test to see if im worthy of being let into heaven

No.608761

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No.608762

henri leaving proves this is hell not purgatory



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No. 608736 [Reply]

Capcom adding DRM to all their old games to stop modding, even irrelevant old single player games, because they're mad at all the sexy nude mods.

Why are they like this?

No.608738

who cares

No.608739

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Is th… is that titties? NOOOOOOOOO shuttu it downu

http://youtu.be/YvtvLjVywWI

No.608742

In the end we will all die, so nothing really matters.



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No. 608459 [Reply]

>ota
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No.608620

reproduction is prohibited

No.608631

Hello I love cute idol pussies too.
the hey cute good touch wet warm pussy! LET'S RAPE THAT PUSSY

No.608683

This image is really making me want to have sex with a dumb yumejo

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No.608741

>>608685
love raping pussies even if they cry and ask you to stop



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No. 560736 [Reply]

>/ota/

No.560738

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Billions of foids on the planet and not one ever found me attractive enough to mate. I still cannot accept that. I have ran all the numbers countless times and I simply cannot agree to this result. I cannot and will not cope with this no matter how many times I'm told to lie down and take it.

This bug needs to be fixed IMMEDIATEY and I demand fair compensation for the pain and suffering inflicted.

No.560740

ota on the left

No.608733

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No. 554341 [Reply]

FUCK OTA
FUCK JP
AND FUCK YOU
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No.554655

"The paterfamilias had the power to tell any of his children to do something, and they were required to obey him. He had the power of life and death over all except his wife. He had the right to kill his child of any age (ius vitae necisque), the right to decide whether a newborn would be allowed to live or would be exposed to the elements to die, and the right to sell his children into slavery. It was not uncommon for an unwanted or defective baby to be exposed."

what a beautiful ancient roman society truly i understand why cels admire these fine men i mean viewing children as nothing more than property super based super red pilled

No.554656

uh based uhh red pilled and not blue pilled based uncringe bruh pilled epic and not cringe based epic suped red pilled bro its based

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No.608731

lol

No.608732

people dont care that your virg because anyone can have sex with a whore they care your a nevergfhaver



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No. 608666 [Reply]

EAT THE EGGS BITCH

No.608682

EAT IT



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