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No. 571878 [Reply]

He's going to fuck his mom's huge melons.
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No.572012

slammed my cock into some fat tits

No.572016

the titty slammer

No.572017

sigh hes doing a dime in the slammer thanks to cameron

No.572785

Fancy a nice tit fuck right now

No.598320

need some huge mommy tittys to rest my weary head upon



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No. 598317 [Reply]

>God will never leave me nor forsake me


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No. 571882 [Reply]

The worst crime a man can commit, worse than thieving, rape, murder, assault, child abuse, baby raping, baby killing, arson, burglary, genocide, cannibalism, trafficking, drug dealing, and betrayal; is being nice and having low self esteem. According to women
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No.571888

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You're both really stupid hohoho

You have a very one-dimensional view of women

Keep telling yourselves all that bullshit, losers :D

No.571891

can't really blame em
people who act overly nice and hate themselves are consistently some of the worst human beings on the planet and regularly make things worse for everyone around themselves

No.571892

the zinc salt found in head and shoulders is banned in the eu because it causes dna damage oh boy all the dandruffcels got owned hard here i am using castile soap for years

No.571909

>>571888
They are one dimensional

No.598289

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No. 595864 [Reply]

Pokemon
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No.597206

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bastards at pokemon keep making the pokegirls sexy

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>>597205
I haven't reloaded the page.

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No.598280

Find it kind of weird how all of the pokemon girls are nice and cool but when I was a kid I remember all of the girls around that age as being rude bitches



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No. 598089 [Reply]

Am I insane or do I only want to be insane? I find myself asking this same question over and over every day. It's difficult to admit your personality is so shallow the only thing that might make it stand out more is mental illness.

No.598090

you sound pretty insane to me

No.598091

The self is an illusion. People don't have set personalities. You are chasing after something that isn't real. In that sense, I guess you could say that you are genuinely insane.

No.598092

Frankly if you've ended up in this place at this point you are probably insane on some level

No.598093

Thank you for your kind words.

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Help me buddyman I'm going insane



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No. 598154 [Reply]

I think I understand why the governments are importing so many people, especially men.
If you saw anything that happened in Ukraine this year, you realized modern war is different, but similar to what it was in the past. Most men die without ever seeing combat. They are given equipment just incase, but it is known that they will likely never use it. They go to the front lines just to die and force the enemy into using their dwindling resources. The life expectancy at one point was just a few hours long, and that battle lasted months. The US government leaked estimates a few months ago that said about 500,000 have died in total from both sides.

Now think…..

Would Ukraine have faired better if they had just finished importing a million military age men into the country?
Obviously the answer is yes. 1 million men would be two or more extra years of constant bloodshed in the Ukraine war. Not just that, but it could also mean more costly pushes could be attempted, and possibly a quicker end to the war.
It could be a mere coincidence both Europe and North America suddenly have complete open boarders policies. But I don't think so. There were mass migration events before, but not like this.
I believe it may be possible the world governments are preparing for a war, and these men they bring in are going to be drafted.
Just think, ALL of this is completely illegal, but they are not even trying to hide it and even though political parties will promise to stop it, they willingly choose not to (see Italy).
Thoughts?
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No.598229

I want to be the one being impregnated so much it hurts. Something about the taboos: how it's so wrong to be a man yet wanting to be pregnant, how wrong it is to get bred in the wrong hole with the wrong anatomy to bear a child but end up growing one inside me anyway, and the wrongness of being nominally hetero but getting turned on at the idea of carrying another man's baby in my guts. Not to mention the physical feeling of carrying a squirming, kicking, living thing in my belly that grows bigger and heavier each passing day, both the sensation of movement and the constant reminder of unmistakable consequences of my perversion. The burning humiliation and shame for how I got here and trying to function despite my impossible state and struggling to hide my changing ripening body from others, both unable and unwilling to explain my situation.

No.598231

wth

No.598233

>>598229
Shit, posted in the wrong tab admin please delete

No.598235

delete it yourself you flippin moranis

No.598269

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No. 598187 [Reply]

Together, or not together.
These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.
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>>598224
Check gnfos for a more fitting .webm to go along with it

No.598226

>>598225
Go back there.

No.598227

forgot the taco bell sound effect

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>>598226
I always have both tabs open

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No. 557974 [Reply]

"Every day you must choose between the pain of discipline or the pain of regret."

-Otamin, (1726).
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No.598217

literally never had a job. quite frankly i think it's a complete waste of precious time

No.598220

>>598217
the 300lb manbaby made this post as he was still sweaty and panting from his 2 hour gooning session just as his 65 year old mother entered his room with a bag of mcdonalds

No.598221

>>598220
hate goons hate bubbles

No.598222

'member back in 2017 or 18 when I asked how to get a job and lolimo replied I don't remember what she said yeah anyway I still don't have a job lolimo would be disappointed….

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No. 598208 [Reply]

>Oh No! Help me ota! My big heckin' caboose got stuck in the door!
What do?

No.598209

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>shimapan

No.598210

ban whatmin i guess

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No. 598192 [Reply]

BULBASAUR

No.598193

u must be mistaken op thats a ditto pretending to be a Myspace frog

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No. 576160 [Reply]

Love Live fandom is trying to "fix" the new Ruby card because the original is too inappropriate.
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No.576216

>>576183
Chika should get bullied for any reason

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happy birthday ruby-chan

No.598136

>>598115
ruby-chan creamy pussy!

No.598184

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Mabon is autumn equinox not a birthday.

No.598206

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No. 588060 [Reply]

Please forgive my shitsureiness.
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No.598161

>>598156
If you weren't ugly girls would approach you for sex

No.598165

>>598161
Then everyone is ugly because sex isn't real.

No.598172

>>598161
they have i was just too autistic to figure out how to procceed so i ignored them

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