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Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:25:39 No. 573128 [Reply]

This is the nerd I sleep with. Don't look at her.

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:30:03 No.573129

She kind of looks like the nerd from SMT V.

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:45:39 No.573132

i can see them

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 17:08:24 No.573138

slept on the closet floor last night

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 18:54:52 No.573148

>>573138
Why?

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 19:10:39 No.573150

dont understand why told myself it was because its darker but my blackout curtains had already made the bedroom dark enough

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Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed) 17:11:40 No. 535687 [Reply]

Good afternoon, I would like to ask you some questions. Do you know Jesus? If you died today, would you go to heaven?

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Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed) 19:21:41 No.535705

I need to read through my bible before I kill myself

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:07:49 No.573126

>>535705
Suicide is a sin

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:22:26 No.573127

>>535695
you should have joined the chinese christian church

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:30:29 No.573130

>>573127
>>535695
He could've gotten a cute Chinese wife or girlfriend

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:42:08 No.573131

When I go to the Chinese restaurant the girl doesn't make eye contact and can barely mumble a thank you but she seemed to do fine with the other customers. When I came inside last time she looked at me and ran away and I had to stand there for a few minutes until her mom showed up and when I left I gave her the money and turned around and saw her mom watching us does she like me and is going doki doki or is she merely scared of me because I look weird how can I have sex with a dorky looking chink girl.

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Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 14:19:21 No. 573125 [Reply]

Blessed

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Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 20:05:31 No. 573072 [Reply]

Happy birthday T(een)!

36 and 0!

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Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 04:55:48 No.573113

it's gone

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 06:28:50 No.573115

he's only 34/0 he still has time

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 06:42:29 No.573116

0 kills thus far
Give him time

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 07:04:36 No.573117

In his rantings, he blamed the isolation of COVID-19 lockdowns as well as feuds with his family and frustrations at being unable to find a girlfriend.

“I am responsible for this but I was turned into a monster,” he wrote in his opening missive. “I created this Tragedy. But Society created Me.”

A day later, the one-time martial artist said he had “finally settled on a date for my last day of this hell on earth.”

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 08:32:24 No.573118

there was a homeless guy sleeping under our window

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Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 03:25:26 No. 573026 [Reply]

Do you think we would be happier living in Japan

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Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 19:12:40 No.573067

bruh

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 20:03:50 No.573071

BRAH

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 21:35:03 No.573087

>>573057
Otamin approved

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 21:45:21 No.573089

AUGHHH

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 22:45:06 No.573097

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 05:45:17 No. 572964 [Reply]

It makes me feel appreciated by the community when you all post all day and have fun without me when I'm gone….

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 20:39:05 No.572999

Sis slimed me badly and then uploaded the prank to her tiktok

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 21:09:34 No.573000

>>572999
Did she sit on your face?

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 21:45:30 No.573003

>>573000
No she called me into the other room and when I opened the door she spewed it all over me it was like that scene from Jurassic Park when Newman dies in the Jeep

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 21:56:27 No.573007

Love slurping up big sis's slime spot after she leaves the dinner table.

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 22:07:45 No.573008

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 20:13:59 No. 572994 [Reply]

test

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 20:27:04 No.572997

did you pass

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Y10NRDY!kxh.1oTAkU 08/10/21 (Tue) 21:52:26 No. 544877 [Reply]

Does anyone wanna play Shadowverse with me?

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Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 21:06:48 No.544997

wouldn't kokurei sound better lmFao

Y10NRDY!kxh.1oTAkU 08/11/21 (Wed) 21:13:41 No.545001

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>>544997
Nani?

Anonymous 03/01/22 (Tue) 06:52:09 No.560660

everyone's playing mhr now

Anonymous 03/01/22 (Tue) 08:40:57 No.560664

>>560660
How does Elden Ring shorten to MHR???

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 20:25:57 No.572996

does anyone want to play hangman? actually i don't need multiplayers

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 19:18:28 No. 572991 [Reply]

Turns out isolating and abusing social mammals for decades makes them a little meaner who knew

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 19:27:07 No.572992

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Turns out whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you••• Stranger

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Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 18:09:00 No. 572928 [Reply]

The nose knows!

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 19:39:12 No.572938

wish they made anime crossing real

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 06:23:22 No.572966

when i was a kid i used to call nintendo intendo

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 17:57:28 No.572989

inceIdo

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 13:29:47 No. 572974 [Reply]

Taoism:

Chinese philosophy about attaining immortality by living a virtuous life by fucking your wives and eating babies.

Return to Shironagasu Island (HER GAME) Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 13:33:32 No.572976

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PLAY HER GAME RETU- SHE SMELLS, BARELY TAKES A BATH ONCE A WEEK IF THEY CALL HER OUT ENOUGH, SHE ALSO VOMITS A LOT BECAUSE SHE'S A NERVOUS WRECK AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST SHE REFUSES TO SHAVE AT ALL DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

PLAY HER GAME THERE'S DETECTIVE STUFF YOU ARE MISTAH DETECTIVE SAMA AND THIS NEET TAGS ALONG BUT SHE SMELLS (BAD) SOMEONE KILLED SOMEBODY THERE'S SECRETS??! WHO CARES PLAY HER GAME THE SEQUEL IS COMING OUT SOON AND SHE'LL SMELL EVEN WORSE SHE PLAGUES EVERY ROOM SHE'S IN WITH HER SMELLY SMELL AND

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Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 18:44:10 No. 572930 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/Ye5fpRPw5pk?t=737

Look at this beautiful Chinese town.

One of the most beautiful towns that currently exist for sure.

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Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 21:23:45 No.572947

>>572946
They are literally me

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 21:25:05 No.572948

>>572946
I did but they weren't perfectly what I was looking for, I was wondering if I would be better searching for a particular character that is usually portrayed in that dark tone.

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 22:46:39 No.572949

>>572946
your Google Image Search® looks kinda wierd

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 22:57:49 No.572950

dont use that yid shite

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 11:58:41 No.572969

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIYmlQw1Lms

Look at this beautiful Chinese girl.

One of the most beautiful girls that currently exist for sure.

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