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No. 557377 [Reply]

Top otamemes of 2021?
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No.583084

who the hell cooks hotdogs in the oven anyways

No.583086

>>583084
I like to bake my hot dogs

No.583098

paste dogbake

No.583099

why do you need to bake them if theyre already hot

No.583100

>>583075
Please, the time for discussing 2021 memes is over.



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No. 583066 [Reply]

The ota lasses

No.583067

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>My wife

No.583074

The ota pussies

No.583080

>>583067
Your wife is a slut



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No. 536902 [Reply]

please dont

No.583071

not a single exception !!



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No. 555313 [Reply]

why are birls like this?
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No.575723

>>575719
pussy steam

No.575724

>>575723
Stop saying that word its uncouth

No.575725

to make you seethe

No.575727

>>575724
STEAMY PUSSY!!!

No.583024

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No. 582939 [Reply]

hello you might remember my post from one and a half years ago when i wasnt sure whether or not to buy the white sony wh-1000xm4 because kanon wears them well i waited too long and couldn't find them anymore so i decided to get the silver xm5's and they're very nice and im listening to idol music with them very cozily thanks to the fact they are wireless but i wish they were white like kanons
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No.582975

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One day, Kanon decided to finally buy a pair of the white WH-1000XM4 headphones. But when they went to the store, they were told that the headphones were out of stock. Kanon was heartbroken, but the salesperson suggested they check out the newer model, the silver WH-1000XM5 headphones.

At first, Kanon was hesitant to consider the silver headphones. They didn't have the same clean and sleek look as the white ones. However, the salesperson assured Kanon that the silver headphones had even better noise-canceling technology and many new features.

Kanon decided to give the silver headphones a chance and purchased them. And as soon as they tried them on, Kanon was pleased to find that the noise-canceling was even better than they had hoped. And the new features, such as the touch controls, were very convenient.

In the end, Kanon was glad they decided to go for the silver headphones. Although they didn't have the same aesthetic appeal as the white headphones, the performance and features were well worth the trade-off. And from that day on, the silver WH-1000XM5 headphones were Kanon's favorite headphones.

No.582976

>>582975
Woah this AI is bad, it's like they filled out a madlibs template

No.582977

>>582976

i did NOT put any effort into it

No.582982

>>582975
crying maybe i can learn to love my silver headphones even though kanon has the white ones just like kanon did

No.583003

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I want Kaede headphones



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No. 582911 [Reply]

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No.582971

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>>582968
whoa me too wait til you hear about 2d idols they're something else

No.582972

>>582968
I guess this is why they call this place otaku-channel rofl

No.582981

>>582969
I guess this is why they call this place henri-channel rofl

No.582985

nobody calls it that

No.582998

REEE- TAAAARRD



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No. 554541 [Reply]

hey retard stop spacing out

No.554542

;_;

No.554543

Hey you can't use that wor-

No.582987

Tards getting hit



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No. 553277 [Reply]

I was walking down the grocery store aisle, and stopped by the spice area for some turmeric, and noticed nutmeg. I rarely, if ever use nutmeg, but I felt this odd twinge of remorse. Not only did its price rival the turmeric I was in the store for, but it was probably less, and even still both the turmeric and the nutmeg was worth a pittance. This stuff used to control the world. Europeans struggled to sail thousands of miles on the rattiest ships to make landfall on the most remote parts of the world to find nutmeg. They were willing to die, conquer, and enslave for it (could you imagine risking death because you wanted to get slightly better tasting food?). The world's first and most powerful corporation in the world was born from it. The English, Portuguese, Dutch, Spanish, French, etc. all competed heavily for it. It motivated the greatest race for empire, and colonialism in human history. It pushed human technology to its breaking point at a time when science and technology were hardly even proper concepts. And now it sits in little vials for less than $5 on a grocery store spice rack. It's like if you passed by Bill Gates on the street, only you found out he was penniless and a heroin addict. It was as if I could feel it scream, "Hear me, I used to be important once, I used to rule the world! I deserve so much more than this pitiful spice rack. I am a King, a God!" But there it sits, forgotten.
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No.582933

>>582931
Hello madame can i have that box of pocky i reached for it first, and also one extra large box of condoms(small), also are you free after this would you like to see a movie or go to the park?

No.582934

>>582933
Uh that's henri's flipmate

No.582935

You people made Henri leave.

No.582936

>>582934
not anymore…. >:)

No.582978

had a mountain dew for the first time in like 20 years



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No. 556087 [Reply]

think i got audiofooled
bought 2 $150 headphones and not only is there no difference between them, there's no difference between them and my $25 Chinese bluetooth earbuds. I bought a usb dac too.
any otaudiophiles on here want to try to convince me it isn't all a scam?
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No.582945

>>556192
the retard

No.582947

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>>582945
huh i even use the same cute kanon picture wonder what the odds are of that

No.582948

yeah what are the odds that you havent been capable of having an original thought in the past year and a half i'd say pretty high

No.582949

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why are you being so mean I'm gonna cry.

No.582950

my wired skullcandy earbuds cost like 10 dollars and sound great



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No. 577666 [Reply]

Looksmaxxing is the only way out.
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No.582905

>>582904
Thanks for bumping it

No.582906

>>582904
what else do you expect from one of turts orbiters

No.582908

>>582906
one of turds stinky flies

No.582921

>>582900
bu bu bu BASED

No.582928




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No. 582914 [Reply]

muh facebones

No.582927

he loved facebones sigh..



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No. 582899 [Reply]

i came to the us during my high school years and my english was shit and none of the guys in florida were into me i still feel sad about it i am still pissed about leaving brasil and not being able to find any high school love
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No.582901

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yep that's one for the cringe folder



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