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No. 439899 [Reply]

On cialis and viagra trying not to brag
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No.439940

I only had one sex ed class at my high school and it consisted on some old lady putting a condom on a wooden penis

No.439941

>>439935
You should try starting your day by cumming inside an /ota/chi.

No.439942

>>439937
I remember in my sex ed class the teacher kept talking about sex and that you should practice safe sex and that you should only do it with someone you trust etc but I had no idea what sex actually was.

No.439947

my sex ed teacher was my aunt

No.439961

thats a ban



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No. 439904 [Reply]

BIG FAT SMELLY DIARRHEA DOG FARTS
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No.439925

>>439921
I had that happen to me as well I thought I was going PREDICTABLE.

No.439926

>>439925
Teenmin is a stupid fucking cunt

No.439928

>>439926
delete this

No.439943

Have you ever farted so hard that you woke otamin up?

No.439944

When you fart but shit comes out



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No. 439838 [Reply]

I'm OG
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No.439897

>>439896
Do you think they gave that birl the cummies after this picture was taken?

No.439900

>>439896
most likely not cause they're on steroids so their dick is sunken and has difficulty getting up. they might have slapped the birl around giving her(him) a bloody nose in a sudden roid rage and then forced the birl suck on their unerect penis but it was an act of dominance and not about cummies

No.439917

die birl norms and stop spreading false information about the side effects of steroid usage

No.439923

>>439900
cummies are by girls for girls.

No.449967

lol



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No. 396005 [Reply]

selfie for the boys
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No.425839

They're taking an illegal image.

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>>425843
Redo it with Mari's magic van.

No.439881

>>411751
I love it when anime babes type the line



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No. 439808 [Reply]

Do you brush your teeth twice every day? Sounds like a big hassle.
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No.439871

How can I get an autistic gf

No.439873

>>439871
autism school

No.439874

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>>439871
Looks for the signs

No.439875

>>439874
Yes I can spot them but that doesn't do me any good

No.439876

>>439874
too autistic to read that



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No. 439774 [Reply]

Who is your favorite hopeless romantic?
For me it's Reimu
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No.439815

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can't she handle that herself?

No.439821

>>439788
God does have sex, He just uses his anus and not his dick. St. Peter says it is so gape after billions of years of bareback with horses the entire Heaven is inside. It smells like horse AIDS and divine shit

No.439831

>>439821
I always liked your posts, you should be a writer

No.439834

Lititz, Pennsylvania

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No. 409787 [Reply]

Nico songs are catchy and cute, but it's all she can do.
Honoka was not a good replacement for seito kaicho after Eli.
RikoYohane is a great pairing.
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No.439828

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>>439826
It also proves there was nothing between Eli and Umi, or she would have made sure Umi (far better choice) was seito kaicho. Maybe it's all part of A-RISEs plan to drive Otonokizaka into the ground.

No.439829

>>439828
Kill yourself.

No.439830

Honoka is pretty and popular and has a nice caring personality. Thats all that matters for being student council president.

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No.439833

>>439830
Dumb LLcel knows nothing about student councils



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No. 439817 [Reply]

how effective are penis pumps? has anybody got any experience with them? asking for a friend

No.439819

Im pretty sure that and cock rings you can only use 15 mins and it makes it so you cant really cum



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No. 439738 [Reply]

>/ota/ & /qa/
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No.439748

ggggheueusakaifjeheuehduhdueheueueuehuehuuuueheuehruehpapaowjtmsljwbfkwkwkfng

No.439749

Ban these fucking teens

No.439812

Enough of this trevshit trevmin

No.439813

we are being raided ever since i posted that twitch log

No.439816

twitch log?



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No. 439800 [Reply]

It's officially day of panties

No.439802

a clean white pantie is a sign of chastity

No.439807

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clean white aninurse pantie falling out of a helicopter.

No.439809

does that mean all other days are nopan days?

No.439811

If I was a girl I would wear black battle panties and let all the boys see them



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No. 439804 [Reply]

did you ever realize being compared to animals and npc isn't an insult? humans worshiped animals for most of our history through shamanism. there's nothing negative about being an animal either since they're sincere and pure in their actions. they and all their ancestors managed to survive until now and while in a world where humans dominate making them admirable.

there's very famous npc that people dedicate their lives to. there's heroine like princess peach and link. there's villain like sephiroth. hell, there's even villain like bowser who later get turned into heroine and people play with their cummer to. even regular npc aren't so bad. you sell fruits to the hero and sit around watching sunsets? it's possible they get upgraded to ai or pc later too.

when you really think about it caring about insults is even worse than whatever possible meaning the implies at a certain point. crude example but if you're trying to be near somebody you "smelling bad" might matter if it's not their fetish. if you want a mind like still water then any sort of negative connotation related to shame, insults, or expectations doesn't exist or move it

No.439805

what the fuck is this nerd talking about…..?

No.439806

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i'm talking about the ego and how people perceive themselves relative to their desires and how it becomes confused

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I don't know but I do know I've got a thing for Hecatia because I'm old and when I was in highschool the emo/scene thing was in full swing and the combination of pale white skin with long straight dark hair and black clothes was very sexy not to mention the fact that they were nice to me because they thought I was one of them why can't we go back please



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No. 439764 [Reply]

Nen said they side with /qa/.
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No.439770

>>439767
Henri please make a thread about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYo9a1xV6kE

No.439771

Here on ota, by the way.

No.439773

Time to exterminate the trannies

No.439790

>>439767
What is "s"?

No.452624

Please excuse my poor English when it actually is



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