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Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 19:18:25 No. 626325 [Reply]

I should order food!

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 23:09:48 No.626343

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What about a cup of tea?

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Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 18:30:04 No. 586377 [Reply]

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 07:55:55 No.626265

>>626264
>4/20
you're so dumb it's unreal

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 08:23:36 No.626266

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20yo? She was practically a child. People matured much earlier in the olden days. For instance a 17 year old woman in the 1930s mentally would be the equivalent of a 35 year old hag today except with a ripe body but all the juvenile nonsense thrown out the window. The establishment stole our teens and twenties by hooking us on video games and chinese cartoons preventing us from being productive and focusing on things that really matter.

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 08:45:28 No.626269

nothing really mattress

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 10:03:35 No.626277

I WATCHED HER STREAMS ON IG GRUBAGE MONTHS BEFORE SHE OD I BET YOU HACKERS KNEW ABOUT THAT IT IS WHY YOU BROUGHT IT UP BUT SHE WAS BAD SHE EXTORTED PEOPLE FOR DRUGS WHIXH IS WHAT COMES WITH IT BUT SHE IS MY WAIFU SHE IS GONE NOW HER SORRY ASS BF LEFT A NOTE WHEN SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY DEAD BECAUSE HE IS A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT AND THAT IS WHY PEOPLE DIE NOT BECAUSE OF CHINESE FETANYL

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 13:04:34 No.626287

Everytime I go out in public, I see hot men. Men just minding their own business being hot. Men that look like they've been hitting the gym, went and picked out a nice outfit and are now just bein' hot infront of me. Men with hot sexy deep voices to read you a bedtime story. Men with a large chest for you to rest your head on. Hairy men to snuggle and keep you both warm. Confident men that look in your eyes and make you feel safe. Men are so loving and protecting which just makes them even hotter. Men that share your hobbies and are just total bros. Men that hold you in their big strong arms and kiss you.

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Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 19:42:12 No. 617245 [Reply]

shoved a brick up my ass

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Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 20:20:03 No.617248

who are you quoting onii-chan

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 20:21:39 No.617249

its japan theyre basically still in the 90s

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 20:25:19 No.617250

>>617248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM1448Fr1EE

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 20:44:58 No.617252

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>>617246

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 05:33:42 No.626257

HOOORAY

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Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:56:09 No. 626230 [Reply]

What's the appeal of ota in 2024

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 03:00:12 No.626231

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It's basically one of the best imageboards out there? Kohlchan, sturdychan, and 4chan are like the only other active English boards.

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 03:08:01 No.626232

no appeal at all feel free to take that gook shite back to whatever hole you crawled out of

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 03:25:00 No.626236

yeah, ota is vtchad territory

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 03:28:54 No.626237

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wth is this shit

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 05:06:27 No.626253

bleh fartstrife

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Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:25:06 No. 626223 [Reply]

>we are going to be near japan in terms of events and units we swear

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:32:58 No.626225

thanks just finished to this image

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 03:31:40 No.626239

ped

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 04:05:29 No.626250

indeed that poster has pedestrian taste

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Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:18:56 No. 626222 [Reply]

Is this true

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:54:48 No.626228

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No, you just perceive it that way from the ground. If you go up there and touch it you'll see it's not blue anymore.

Earth's atmosphere scatters short-wavelength light more efficiently than that of longer wavelengths. Because its wavelengths are shorter, blue light is more strongly scattered than the longer-wavelength lights, red or green. Hence, the result that when looking at the sky away from the direct incident sunlight, the human eye perceives the sky to be blue. The color perceived is similar to that presented by a monochromatic blue (at wavelength 474–476 nm) mixed with white light, that is, an unsaturated blue light

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:55:44 No.626229

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Does anyone else feel like its time to die

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Anonymous 03/28/24 (Thu) 18:28:34 No. 616963 [Reply]

I thought about rape

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:38:07 No.617460

>>617455
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/1/2009-11-12
Not in the UK.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:44:03 No.617461

>>617460
if rape is a life sentence why wouldnt they just murder the person their raping

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 19:15:32 No.617498

love raping hate killing but rules are rules

Anonymous 07/16/24 (Tue) 20:40:03 No.626206

thinking real hard

Anonymous 07/16/24 (Tue) 20:55:23 No.626208

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think it. dream it. do it.

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NEET Proverbs Chapter 1: Verse 1 Anonymous 09/20/22 (Tue) 04:56:07 No. 574328 [Reply]

A wandering Woman's affections are passing day to day.

A man's conviction only passes when his head lays within a grave.

https://youtu.be/AdBoybKnzZw

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Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 06:33:59 No.574964

Has the farmer never tilled?
Has the merchant never measured?
Has a soldier never taken orders?
So too then has a wiseman never known suffering?

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 17:43:20 No.574981

>>574964
Sean

Anonymous 10/03/22 (Mon) 00:05:00 No.574993

>>574964
cant tell if this is a bioshock quote or a schizo twitter users rambling

Anonymous 10/04/22 (Tue) 05:31:40 No.575053

The morning sun rises.
My heart knows no rest but in my sadness.
She is like a breath of wind.
Her love scatters like the rays on the morning due.
You cannot catch her.
The sun will again rise tomorrow with her or without her.

Anonymous 07/16/24 (Tue) 20:03:01 No.626201

pain is necessary.

~Otamin

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