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No. 403914 [Reply]

Just arrived at home from work two hours before I usually do and I caught my parents making a 69 in the living room.

A couple of months ago I my mom blowing my dad and a few years ago they were doing it on the pool (never went there after the incident).

They are almost 60, but they seem to be as horny as I am in my late 20's. Shouldn't people stop having sex so much after a certain age?
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No.434223

>>434220

You're pretty funny.

No.434228

>>434219
Fuck off teenmin stop necrobumping

No.434229

>>434223
teenmin

No.434231

>>434228

You're so angry!

No.434232

>>434231
It's called irony



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No. 420806 [Reply]

The word Imo in old Japanese is used for both younger sister and wife.
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No.420808

>>420807
That would be gay.

No.420840

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That would explain why they all look like inbred monkeys outside of their anime depictions…….

No.420850

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The two are interchangeable.
MYS.

No.420858

>>420840
stop posting this western trash, T

No.434222




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No. 431861 [Reply]

Should SHABs spend more time chasing boys and less time watching anime and seeing lewd things on the Internet?

No.431865

Where can I submit an application for this girlfriend?

No.431866

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No, viewing the lewding machine gives them good ideas.

No.431869

>>431865
You can't she's mine

No.431892

Dude, what a hottie.
Please excuse my poor English no gf like this

No.434221

filthy room filthy slut



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No. 433862 [Reply]

can't leave flat…not safe…moggers everywhere

No.434216

Blaze it up



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No. 425803 [Reply]

FUCK NIGGA, BETTER WATCH YOUR NECK
DON'T GRAB THE TEC
INVEST IN VESTS, I BET THAT FUCKING PISTOL RIP
THROUGH YOUR GUTS, I FUCK IT UP AND WATCH THEM BLEED
I PRAY THESE NIGGAS DON’T FUCKS WITH ME
HARDCORE, CHOPPED FOLKS, FUCK NIGGA
SO WHEN YOU SEE ME BETTER BUCK NIGGA
PUSSY TALK SHIT BUT WON’T COME, RUN
PUMPED UP KICKS ON MY GUN, SON

No.425808

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In the time it took for me to sage this post at least twenty buddies have died from either starvation, illness, or sheer stupidity.

No.434205

Holy fuck

No.434207

Don't forget this one teenmin

No.434212

I want to become a cool rapper

No.434215

>>434207
You're pretty funny



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No. 426966 [Reply]

my aunt told me to do something and then I got yelled at by my uncle for doing it
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No.427010

If I was your uncle I would have beaten you to within an inch of your gay life.

No.434199

Tell me more.

No.434200

If I were your uncle I would have made love to you and told you it's alright because you are a good girl and ojii-san really loves you

No.434201

my uncle used to give me beer on christmas

No.434204

>>434200
Sick fuck



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No. 425374 [Reply]

All the humans I know are afraid of me. Even animals are scared to play with me.

This is better than being abused by them, right? I can't remember.
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No.425381

>>425380
Wait, are you new here? Its ok if you are.

No.425382

>>425381
based retard

No.425388

>knowing other humans
holy fucking normlord

No.434193

Hmmm

No.434202

D-san just put that streamer in his place I am an incomparable homo



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No. 434162 [Reply]

Eh? Won't you be cold on the way back?
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No.434167

>>434166
who is gigs

No.434177

>>434167
it's gigs!bar.

No.434182

What was his post?

No.434187

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>>434182
"I love Fumika and people who post her are really just the coolest"

No.434189

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foomy's breasts save on heating costs



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No. 426587 [Reply]

dear mum,

hopped on me computer this morn to post shite before me brekky.
bloody ell, i thought i musta bin avin a shitemare.
jp was covered in so much shite i couldnt tell head nor tail of im. ent never seen jp in such a state.
tried postin some shite but it got mixed up wiv so much other shite it dint een look like mine anymore.

tell you what mum, if it werent for janny boy sitting on his todger i wount be in this mess. een kids in africa work in better conditions like.

so i'm goin on strike mum.
my shite, my rights an all that.

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No.426590

Mom, I'm failing.

No.426592

I am an incomparable homo quick someone post a pic of janny.

No.426597

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always hated this fag

No.434185

Uh oh

No.434188

>>426597
I hate people who hate Shinji and/or can't relate with him. I want you to die.



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No. 434173 [Reply]

Very soon one of our teenbros will be in jail.
https://www.Gaia.com/r/self/comments/9vs05k/my_son_is_a_hateful_hopeless romantic_and_i_just_cannot_save/
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No.434176

very good riddance.

No.434178

GJ teenmin

No.434179

wow Gaia has changed a lot

No.434181

This was so obviously not written by a father with a son that old

No.434183

how gullible can they be



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No. 434116 [Reply]

This could be you if you weren't such a loser
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No.434153

uhhh, weren't there single moms in history too though? i mean, didn't men die in wars or to the plague or some shit and then the boys just grew up with their mom?

No.434155

>>434153
Those boys had extended families, village elders, etc. to take on a fatherly role.

Notice I said father figure, not necessarily father.

No.434157

There are also maladjusted men in history.

No.434169

>implying Shinji wouldn't want to rail Misato instead.

No.434170

>>434169
who are you quoting?



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No. 412533 [Reply]

hey there handsome
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No.426635

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Why can't she stop sweating everywhere?

No.426636

>>426635
Someone lit her fire.

No.426638

>>426636
how much higher could she get?

No.426672

>>426635
Boobs really shouldn't be this big, but I'm glad they are.

No.434158

Mmm finally some good food



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