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No. 572928 [Reply]

The nose knows!

No.572938

wish they made anime crossing real

No.572966

when i was a kid i used to call nintendo intendo

No.572989

inceIdo



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No. 572974 [Reply]

Taoism:

Chinese philosophy about attaining immortality by living a virtuous life by fucking your wives and eating babies.

No.572976

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PLAY HER GAME RETU- SHE SMELLS, BARELY TAKES A BATH ONCE A WEEK IF THEY CALL HER OUT ENOUGH, SHE ALSO VOMITS A LOT BECAUSE SHE'S A NERVOUS WRECK AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST SHE REFUSES TO SHAVE AT ALL DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

PLAY HER GAME THERE'S DETECTIVE STUFF YOU ARE MISTAH DETECTIVE SAMA AND THIS NEET TAGS ALONG BUT SHE SMELLS (BAD) SOMEONE KILLED SOMEBODY THERE'S SECRETS??! WHO CARES PLAY HER GAME THE SEQUEL IS COMING OUT SOON AND SHE'LL SMELL EVEN WORSE SHE PLAGUES EVERY ROOM SHE'S IN WITH HER SMELLY SMELL AND



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No. 572930 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/Ye5fpRPw5pk?t=737

Look at this beautiful Chinese town.

One of the most beautiful towns that currently exist for sure.
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No.572947

>>572946
They are literally me

No.572948

>>572946
I did but they weren't perfectly what I was looking for, I was wondering if I would be better searching for a particular character that is usually portrayed in that dark tone.

No.572949

>>572946
your Google Image Search® looks kinda wierd

No.572950

dont use that yid shite

No.572969

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIYmlQw1Lms

Look at this beautiful Chinese girl.

One of the most beautiful girls that currently exist for sure.



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No. 572958 [Reply]

me and my girlfriend

No.572959

I've never girlfriended

No.572963

>>572959
Find yourself a amputee



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No. 567761 [Reply]

the FLIPPIN flipz
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No.572952

love payday

No.572953

paydays on friday

No.572954

the government sends me my checks on wednesdays

No.572955

uhh check thought you swiped

No.572956

you cant just expose the swipefib like that



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No. 572894 [Reply]

How do we reform the chinarager?

No.572916

reeducate



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No. 541485 [Reply]

post ITT every time you want to thank the best 'min for his hard work
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No.542082

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>>542081
thats oomi

No.542083

thank you trevmin

No.572813

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domo domo

No.572827

>>572813
you-chan!!

No.572878

azunigga



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No. 572830 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.572871

my pc is bricked

need to follow some specific steps (pressing the power button) using outside hardware (my finger) and software (my brain) to make it functional again

No.572872

Nothing is ever bricked because you can always use external or replace internal hardware(even if you end up constructing a ship of Theseus), or similarly with software.

No.572873

who said anything about replacing hardware

No.572874

Reductio ad absurdum

No.572876

reductio my anus



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No. 572835 [Reply]

interesting name for a game
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No.572858

Henri would have named it.

No.572864

An Untitled Story.

No.572865

why is it untitled

No.572866

What does the word untitled entail? That the title did exist initially but it was, cet à dire, undone? Removed. I wonder what would it be under different circumstances, the title.

No.572869

entail deez nuts



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No. 535308 [Reply]

The good old days…
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No.572794

yeah its called agd

No.572815

Good old days = late 2009-2011

No.572818

>Abstract. Anogenital distance (AGD), the distance from the anus to the genitals, is easily and reliably measured. It is 50%–100% longer at birth in males than females of most mammalian species. In rodents and humans, shorter male AGD is associated with cryptorchidism and hypospadias, reduced sperm count and infertility

hope no one here has a small agd

No.572838

the good old days were nice but i prefer the golden age of the w

No.572867

>>572815
good guess but the correct answer is 2012-2013



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No. 572843 [Reply]

you've heard of rice is nice

but have you heard of rice is wife

No.572859

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you've heard of ice pops

but have you heard of rice pops?

No.572860

She is not your wife. You are insulting the character and her creator.

No.572861

Come on over here and I'll show an insult.

No.572862

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you've heard of water under ice

but have you heard of water under rice

>>572860
so firstly she is urara's wife, second of all your post doesn't have a nice rhyme(rice rhyme)

No.572863

rice has lice

rice hates dykes

rice does not suffice

rice is the antichrist

last rites for rice

sliced rice delights

yikes its rice



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No. 572770 [Reply]

BLaZE it up Maki!

No.572775

Maki Maki gonna need some snackies

No.572808

DUDE WEED

No.572810

Pretty dank F E E LS bros

No.572819

maki's smokey pussy

No.572857

Yes, I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip
I roach it for the blunted ones to approach it
Forward motion, make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion



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