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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 21:46:21 No. 642498 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 10/08/21 (Fri) 07:36:13 No. 550629 [Reply]

Metroid Dread comes out today I pre-ordered it.

It's sort of like a new Metroidvania game.

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Anonymous 10/16/21 (Sat) 19:57:10 No.551085

>>550952
It just looks like modded MHW smh

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:33:08 No.642465

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Nun

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 16:00:58 No.642471

>>551084
Dread is a weird game, it has the most frustrating and lame first half but feels really good once you're on a roll for where to go and can actually interact with a few things.

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 17:01:39 No.642483

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smack that

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 17:07:58 No.642484

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the guts are calling

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Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 16:07:06 No. 634997 [Reply]

KYAAAAAAA ANON-KUN~~ >/////////////////< DOKI DOKI DESU NEEE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 16:19:25 No.635000

wish i had a friend like hinata

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:42:50 No.642468

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:46:43 No.642469

>>642468
somebody BAN this 3DPD spamming FAGGOT

Hahahaha

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 15:55:23 No.642470

>>642468
whoa… anime girls r real……………..

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Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 00:06:44 No. 596192 [Reply]

Rate my end-game Dark Souls 2 build (pictured below)

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Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 13:07:09 No.596541

>>596220
dad says not to throw bricks in glass houses

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 13:42:37 No.596542

>>596520
Playing through my first time and the Owl fight clicked for me after a few days and I won't say it was heart pounding but it felt like I had solved it in a way other Souls fights hadn't felt

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 22:06:45 No.596758

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This is literally a kidney stone

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 22:09:59 No.596760

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:40:31 No.642467

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Anonymous 06/29/23 (Thu) 21:15:06 No. 593648 [Reply]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the ota brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "ota" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?

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Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 15:22:03 No.593723

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mom is making asagohan gonno feast

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 17:18:29 No.593759

>>593683
More like 2011.

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 17:21:38 No.593761

>yayo
Ramiro is a fag.
he likes yayoi
I am an incomparable homo

Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 13:28:23 No.593825

>>593761
that means cocaine you weirdo
Please excuse my poor English
I am an incomparable homoOOOO

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:35:28 No.642466

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 01:22:21 No. 576271 [Reply]

hey

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 03:45:48 No.576277

>>576276
I don't go on any sites that have a /qa/ board. But even if I did, I am asking a question to somebody who is here, not elsewhere. Once I have an answer, I won't need to ask it anymore.

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 04:01:29 No.576278

>>576277
faq faq faq faq faq faq

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 07:44:13 No.576285

cracked a blog sandwich

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 07:44:47 No.576286

cracked my buttcheeks apart

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:30:40 No.642464

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Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:25:59 No. 642399 [Reply]

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Ppiicc Rreellaatteedd:: Iitt''ss mmee aanndd mmyy bbiittcchh

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 11:37:52 No.642455

lol its funny
boomp

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 05:08:35 No. 642438 [Reply]

Even if it was legal wouldn't it sort of amount to some sort of co parenting agreement with their parents where you have them for certain days and have to take them to soccer practice and watch them on days they want off so it kind of seems like it would be a hassle unless you were a bad boyfriend and only took her for one thing then dropped her off but that kind of abuse would probably be unsustainable

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 05:19:26 No.642439

wish i looked like that

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 05:21:45 No.642440

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Not saying i wouldn't but seems like a big difference if you saw her with her mom in a grocery store. You'd have to really talk to her mom and come up with some sort of agreement where you watch her sometimes. It would be more like you're helping her in some way. And your only payment is you spend time with her. If that matters so much to you and she is allowing you to be with her and have fun with her. But still you are watching a child which is ehhhh. Maybe not so much fun

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 05:31:38 No.642441

why would a high school girl like midori be shopping with mom instead of making games with her sister and yuzu in the clubroom?

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 06:37:56 No.642443

I mean if you had some way to know their intentions are pure and nice unfortunately most just want child shaped onaholes to use and discard and most parents know that and don't think it's worth the trade off of getting a babysitter for free

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 06:44:54 No.642444

never understood the obsession with children just get a midget 5' pettanko 30yohag

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Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 14:22:02 No. 642379 [Reply]

Happy valentines day ota

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 14:29:08 No.642380

nothing to be happy about

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 14:44:43 No.642381

Im very happy actually

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 03:52:58 No.642429

Bump

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 04:17:40 No.642430

crying

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Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 01:43:05 No. 642354 [Reply]

This girl is cute I like her design.

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Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 10:30:37 No.642378

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>>642359
That's what women around you wear when they're totally digging your groove

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 19:53:11 No.642392

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Mei if she didn't have Princess This is almost as funny as my lack of fine motor skillsa buns

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:40:33 No.642401

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>>642363
new estelle is TOO BIG

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 00:02:05 No.642408

literally just saber

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 01:38:06 No.642416

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>>642408
Trails in the sky came out 5 months after fsn and she was already an agrias clone anyways.

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Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:44:00 No. 642402 [Reply]

Tonight, i will remind them.
Elves don't deserve rights

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 00:08:32 No.642411

imagine eating that good

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 00:28:10 No.642412

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>>642411
Invite your ota friends over and we can top a homemade pizza with all our favorite snack foods when the delivery is too late too…

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Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 21:54:03 No. 642394 [Reply]

Say hello to the new king of Vtubing.

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:01:18 No.642395

remember when ota posted about anime instead of streamers and ecelebs sigh

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:20:48 No.642396

>>642395
ota still does you weiner

Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:37:45 No.642400

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>>642395
you never reply to my manga threads, so now ota is the dedicated linux and vtuber enthusiast webzone
also it really doesn't help that I just binge 3 hour watch shows after they finish these days

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