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No. 647028 [Reply]

important PSA!
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No.647087

>>647076

the fear overcomes pleasure. nobody wants to be raped by balding old men in their late 30s

No.647088

I would if I was cute. Also why do you assume it must be a man like that and not a handsome young man?

No.647129

crying for jiken1chan and her 3 likes

No.647132

>>647088
Because statistically speaking, that's who harm children the most. Not Chad lite.

No.647136

>>647129
sigh she tried so hard with her fun odottemite



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No. 645446 [Reply]

April will be the month I turn things around.
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No.646167

wish i could turn things around

No.646592

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Coward.

No.647102

who are you calling a coward

No.647103

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No. 553707 [Reply]

Watching a 1950s samurai film and drinking whiskey in the morning.

This is a good one it's so authentic like they still truly had people who knew what life was like back then.
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No.572798

who wants to get hammered in the morning and be counter productive for the rest of the day people usually drink in the evenings to wind down but it has the opposite effect that's what's ironic

No.572799

If you only get drunk in the night you don't have many hours of feeling good. If you get drunk in the morning you can spend the whole day tipsy.

No.572800

need alcohol to get through the working day

No.572807

need ota to get through the workday

No.647098

wow this took place on my birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXmq8hz0yrs



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No. 647074 [Reply]

>walk out to my living room
>my ears detect Japanese but I don't know where it's coming from at first
>Yoasobi is playing on my fams google mini speaker while my dad is just sitting there…
>check my phone, realize it is INDEED nip musing playing

That's fucking embarrassing. Since my parents are boomers I control the app for them but in the process it was using my personal preferences mixing it in with what they wanted to listen to. I'm glad I caught this early on as it's only recently I added the app to my phone.
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No.647081

Ugh, I combed through every setting and it's still leaking in anisongs. I guess I just have to use a throwaway google account.

No.647083

>>647075
brown actually

No.647084

>>647083
stfu prayer

No.647085

this feels like it was copy pasted from 4chan but that site no longer exists

No.647086

>>647085

It is a real lived experience through me that happened a few hours ago. And using a fresh account seemed to do the trick.



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No. 592976 [Reply]

Good morning, I love women.
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No.647027

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No.647079

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erm

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No. 646893 [Reply]

Bring us some more popcorn, klassicjelly. Chicken jockey is about to start. Classic is fine.
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No.646979

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No.646988

bratty teen making fun of adults

No.646996

im teen

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No.647072

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>>646976
Me when I kidnap the three of you and make you have sex with men with 12-inch dicks.



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No. 646584 [Reply]

agrheerufru haha
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No.647008

great another pedmin meltdown episode

No.647023

use a vanity tripcode normin

No.647024

perma rangeban that trip oats

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wafuwafu w

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kashakahsh blehhhhhh



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No. 569923 [Reply]

You ever think about how bad of a father you would be and how it's probably a good thing you ended up cel?
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No.646311

>>646301
ugly bitch

No.646667

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won Rena from the banner and actually really loving her because she slows down enemy attacks

No.646830

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she's here!

No.646831

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>bald

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No. 618875 [Reply]

happy birthday you
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No.646826

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can you stop referring to consensual sex as rape? thanks.

and its not my fault all girls have pussies that are made to take in dicks

also all-girls anime are targeted at males for them to fantasize about being with them youre the one in the wrong for attacking people for it learn to tolerate others especially when youre the outlier

No.646827

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You has a father

No.646829

>>646826
i never consented to you spamming unspoilered hetporn so its heterape

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No. 646496 [Reply]

4chan just got hacked by the sharty this is not fake

They even brought back /qa/
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Erm, what the sigma?

No.646833

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Thought but how long until most altchans become aids now, the discord freaks will eventually become bored and slowly change culture surrounding site.

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i do this

No.646838

>>646837
damn kid you're a hacker now

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i



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No. 646841 [Reply]

I just delivered food to a coworkers apartment from over 6 years ago. What a small world. He recognized my face pretty quickly…
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wish i was a fpga programmer

No.646909

ban these norms otamin

No.646926

d

No.646927

>>646909
zip it norman

No.646928

[Setting: Kenny’s small, dimly lit room. A modular rig hums quietly in the background. Monroe, Buny’s stuffed seal, sits on the bed. It’s late at night.]

Kenny:
You want me to patch Monroe into the Interstellar Radio? We can modulate your soul tonight.

Buny:
Nooo, he’ll go deaf again. Remember last time? He said he heard the witch laughing for a week.

Kenny:
That was you laughing, though. When I messed up the envelope curve and fried my headphones.

Buny:
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No. 610982 [Reply]

so cuddle close, and drift away, the nenbeast fades
the fakeneet dutynorm scorn~
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the dead rise

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No.641065

dead pussies

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