[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]

/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1735858216297.jpg (41.34 KB, 640x360, 1735838287918996.jpg)

No. 639046 [Reply]

my girlfriend likes to carry me around like this


File: 1735620959156.gif (84.63 KB, 432x567, licklick.gif)

No. 638821 [Reply]

Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
27 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.639017

my only hope is that i might live long enough to witness mankind perish

No.639018

it won't happen in your lifetime if anything

No.639019

File: 1735832426764.jpg (125.32 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Otome Game Se….jpg)


No.639040

>>639019
wow he's cool

No.639042

well yeah hes basically me



File: 1735848248683.jpg (921.31 KB, 1424x1901, illust_71175321_20250102_1….jpg)

No. 639028 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/t4xra-6RfY0

Can't wait to make this for the next time we play palworld

No.639029

spam

No.639031

File: 1735850996373.jpg (391.53 KB, 2048x1241, 1d42930d8003969dc0125132f2….jpg)

Futaba is still a NEET, you're the only one she trusts in her room. You sit on her bed, and she asks if you want something to eat. While she's gone you take note of the piles of dirty clothes on her bed, smelling like a hamper.

She returns with cup noodles, and slurps them getting salty ramen broth on her face. After eating she jumps on top of you, pushing you into her bed, her hair is greasy and falling on top of you, she puts her face really close to yours, her breath stinks a little, she pushes her tongue into your mouth.

No.639032

spam



File: 1735737658076.png (806.73 KB, 998x1062, 1735731573920469.png)

No. 638949 [Reply]

Nya?
16 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.638986

>>638983
thanks i had some real gas built up there

No.638991

*squirts poo all over you*

No.639020

i buddyed

No.639024

I sharted

No.639030

never sharted must be an american thing



File: 1735780350864.jpg (273.33 KB, 1559x1920, 1732477822175416.jpg)

No. 638976 [Reply]

facts

No.638977

File: 1735781098870.png (1.07 MB, 3740x1788, Kppen-Geiger_climate_class….png)

High 90s F is completely fine, at least with low humidity.

Southern California is the ONLY place in all of North America with a Mediterranean climate.

That climate is suitable for living outside all year round. Really, it's one of the few places on the entire planet.

No.638993

you just need a site to cope with extremely cold weather, this one has warm background, and changes everyday.
w3aqfudon2fc6ro5ugthkks2vvlxvdialwuuxc77h6tz3gntp2mstkyd.onion

No.638994

File: 1735802845666.jpg (263.69 KB, 1051x1500, to_aru_kagaku_no_railgun t….jpg)

summer sun summer fun

No.639026

summer fun
summer pussy

No.639027

sussy



File: 1735571290455.jpg (124.61 KB, 808x901, 4321531252162316123.jpg)

No. 638786 [Reply]

You guys were a bit less retarded today. I'm proud of you.
8 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

No.638797

>>638793
that's cool i plan to try the thing whenever i have motivation to learn a new language too

No.638799

you dont need the know the language to get a workers visa

No.638800

>worker's visa

more like subhuman certificate

No.638801

File: 1735583522466.jpg (114.35 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Shachiku-san ….jpg)


No.638975

File: 1735774598880.jpg (1.15 MB, 2828x2000, dc26d77469e8e7057081afb9c7….jpg)

Feeling really lemon collie today.



File: 1672531202348.jpg (791.74 KB, 750x1200, untitled.jpg)

No. 581196 [Reply]

happy new year ota
95 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.638937

quit being a whiny little bitch

No.638938

otamin confirmed for gnfos teentuber we're finished

No.638940

File: 1735715430351.jpeg (476.77 KB, 1414x2047, GgLaG_3bYAEoz0y.jpeg)


No.638944

File: 1735719768143.jpeg (222.83 KB, 967x1693, GgIriPVa0AAwedG.jpeg)

Duck website

No.638954

File: 1735748361934.jpg (327.52 KB, 2048x1228, untitled.jpg)

happy new year ota!



File: 1735654045650.png (2.08 MB, 1920x1080, 1735648434545327.png)

No. 638833 [Reply]

You guys aren't losers who will just stay home all day watching streams right?
19 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.638919

File: 1735690376795.jpg (288.37 KB, 869x1228, Fm-i21iaEAAZwsB.jpg)

You're cordially invited to join my Project A-Ko streams for pissers in https://gikopoipoi.net/ at the admin's bar at 8est
or watch T try to court an indog hag

No.638920

the latter

No.638922

no thanks its neither for me

No.638945


No.638946

tuber shite dont watch



File: 1735717838280.png (833.82 KB, 1366x768, Screenshot (119).png)

No. 638943 [Reply]

Happy new years you retards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMo1XAEgWSA


File: 1735637306218.jpg (410.25 KB, 1080x1920, 13c0969810998dd872072a6943….jpg)

No. 638825 [Reply]

check out this cutie *panting emoji*
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

No.638827

File: 1735638028864.jpg (543.85 KB, 1500x1220, d88bf80c5f95e9f15e14cd7c67….jpg)

>>638826
no they are pure

No.638829

you mean theyre single

No.638856

>>638827
little slam pieces ready to have their tight pussies ripped apart!

No.638925

File: 1735692493952.jpg (364.04 KB, 960x596, bathing costume.jpg)

this thread slipped into the space between pages 1 and 2

No.638931

i see several spaces id like to slip into



File: 1735684102395.jpg (162.48 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Fate Strange ….jpg)

No. 638894 [Reply]

the new mollusk porno is out

No.638900

File: 1735685577288.jpg (285.45 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Fate Strange ….jpg)

based american slop version



File: 1735656029312.jpg (79.29 KB, 718x1024, 1735655139555405m.jpg)

No. 638840 [Reply]

Quack quack quack

No.638841

DONT FUCKING MAKE ANY OBSERVATION AROUND ME THEN

No.638897

If you ever catch the eye of a female cop. hope you wore your bulletproof vest. hope you got your vest on man, I'm praying for you unironically. because that gun on her waist at some point is gonna accidentally go off. shes gonna draw it out thinking it's a taser, shes gonna have her finger on the trigger before shes ready to fire. something you did made her feel threatened. your taller then her, she feels threatened for her life. The only recourse she has physically is to shoot you. I just hope that if you ever get pulled over by a women your wearing a fucking a bullet proof vest and a kevlar helmet. I hope your decked out like a PUBG character. because thats what you need to survive a female cop encounter.



Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [382] [383] [384] [385] [386] [387] [388] [389] [390] [391] [392] [393] [394] [395] [396] [397] [398] [399] [400] [401] [402]
[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]