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Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 17:07:24 No. 537368 [Reply]

>Hop in, faggot

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 17:40:23 No.537369

We're heading to Flavor Town?

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 20:44:40 No. 537304 [Reply]

The nu-jaypeesphere dictionary of universal responses & derogatory terms vol. I (of I)

foid(n) - a poster vocally supportive of women
boid(n) - a poster with a more traditional mindset
based(adj) - an informal upvote function
teen(n) - a person under 29 unaware of the established local customs, often a revisionist; can be used as a suffix (-teen)
tranny(n) - a homosexual in denial; can be used as a suffix (-tranny)
cope(v) - used by an overwhelmed opponent during an argument when they are ready to concede
seethe(v) - see 'cope'
good old days(Ancient /jp/ proverb) - used to draw attention to the current sorry state of things; proverb's origin unclear
fren(n) - a person who is part of a clique that engages in various group activities over the internet (usually short-lived)
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Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 14:36:32 No.537357

henri

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 15:06:42 No.537358

>>537357
..is gone forever.

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 15:46:48 No.537359

>>537355
imposter

henri 06/07/21 (Mon) 15:51:15 No.537360

>>537359
It's really me.

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 16:06:56 No.537361

>>537360
prove it with a cute oomi

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 17:49:01 No. 537297 [Reply]

BLaZE it

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 18:48:02 No.537301

L. Mayo

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 20:08:08 No.537302

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That's massively sussy OP

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 08:38:46 No. 537280 [Reply]

anyone here used to play soggy biscuit with your mates in highschool?

you would stand in a circle and jack off onto a biscuit (cookie) and the guy who took the longest had to eat it

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 15:22:28 No.537287

poggera

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 16:12:18 No.537292

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boids are so disgusting

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 17:01:05 No.537294

>>537280
Faggot

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 17:24:41 No.537295

>>537292
まじひくわ

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 18:29:43 No.537298

Young boys shooting their sticky healthy loads

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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 22:32:02 No. 537093 [Reply]

ota! i love oyu

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Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 16:22:48 No.537240

>>537237
>>537238
eating white rice every day won't suddenly make you japanese wake up

Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 16:30:47 No.537241

>>537236
>>537240
wish i was this dumb must be nice going through life as a drooling retard

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 05:15:45 No.537268

henri HENRI

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 08:27:31 No.537279

shit SHIT

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 08:43:12 No.537281

>>537240
Actually it does.

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 03:31:11 No. 537261 [Reply]

keep teen spirit

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 07:20:12 No.537275

>>537273
henri

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 07:24:56 No.537276

>>537275
henri is loved

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 07:29:50 No.537277

>>537270
I'm glad

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 07:41:02 No.537278

sources tell me henri was a nefarious bumhole raider

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 14:13:26 No.537354

smells like

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Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 16:19:52 No. 537239 [Reply]

fuck ota

Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 17:37:18 No.537244

HEEEEEY YEEEEAAAHH

Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 18:49:05 No.537246

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Flood detected

Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 22:02:34 No.537250

fuck ota

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Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 05:13:53 No. 537135 [Reply]

EXCUSE ME
She asked for no pickles

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Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 06:46:11 No.537146

>>537144
Oh so they say "I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." usually?

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 10:15:45 No.537151

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>>537145
Will you be paying with Monero or cash?

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 12:57:43 No.537162

>>537146
no because those don't have drink names and nobody ever ordered a ``soda''

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 16:27:56 No.537175

need a reiko friend to protect me from the bully cashiers who intentionally mess up my order to bully me

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 18:14:43 No.537181

the local burger shop forgot to give me my side pickles once and I raged

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Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 02:40:12 No. 537112 [Reply]

The only people to ever approach me to enjoy my company were the mentally ill.

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 03:28:30 No.537122

That’s because you’re very sane and intelligent. Opposites attract.

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 04:46:34 No.537131

My best mate in highschool was almost assuredly on the spectrum and was voted most shy senior year.
When I was a kid I always ended up having the weird kids come over when I didn't really want them to.
The only women to have ever approached me for conversation were when I was in line at the pharmacy at the mental health clinic.
The only people I talk to on a daily basis are internet freakcels.

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 04:54:04 No.537132

dont think we had any most x at my high school but id have to pull out my yearbook to check and not gonna do that

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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 21:31:49 No. 537090 [Reply]

ill show them im going to get huge

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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 23:13:08 No.537096

>>537091
What

Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 23:16:03 No.537097

>>537096
what kind of sick person turns a cute shota into a beefcake

Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 23:16:58 No.537098

>>537097
Every boy wants to grow up to be a buffed out mass monster like Goku/Superman/Lion-o/etc etc

I was a boy once I know these things

Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 23:22:32 No.537099

>>537098
uh no, having big muscles means you're a manual laborer

Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 23:30:39 No.537100

>>537099
Nothing wrong with neither of those things.

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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 09:34:23 No. 537071 [Reply]

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 23:01:56 No.537094

*POOpS*

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 00:18:34 No.537103

We are >>537071's unused brain parts. We're sorry that >>537071 totally missed the point of this thread. We tried to warn the cut&paste lobe, but it went brazenly on, totally missing the point of the thread in its zeal to post a years-old piece of stupidity that has been totally drained of funny and is now a dried out husk of stupidity. In fact, we unused lobes suspect that the cut&paste lobe may have been trying to be ironic in posting something that was both unfunny and off-topic.
We are currently attempting to reroute bloodflow through >>537071's brain so that the more intelligent parts can once again take command and make >>537071 into a valuable member of society.
Wish us luck. Godspeed!

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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 12:37:51 No. 537073 [Reply]

You know my flavor I’m the real Vanilla Ice
To all my haters I’m a CEO
10k a day, Alicia Keys ain't gain nothing on me
I got kilos baby
I got my mansions and I got my lamborghinis
I’m the real bad jammer
Lady Gaga ain't got shit on me
I’m the real steh-
Natalie Portman is my baby, CEO goddess
I got my app, energize baby
Its a real Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby
You’ve got my flavor
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Anonymous 06/03/21 (Thu) 17:55:04 No.537084

Why was this guy popular again?

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