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Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 12:49:10 No. 633215 [Reply]

me listening to whatmin babble about inane retarded shit and my vagina telling me its kind of cute

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 15:55:04 No.633226

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You can't just say you're a girl without proof.

Tell me about female orgasms, do they exist? Is squirt just pee?

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 15:57:48 No.633228

spam

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 16:10:58 No.633230

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>my vagina

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 18:18:26 No.633238

>>633230
WTF

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 19:20:45 No.633242

i love that failed traffic stop dash cam video where the two cops get shot by some mental guy that they kept harassing over and over and you can hear one of them moan in disbelief as he's dying

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Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:28:13 No. 630216 [Reply]

I need to go to the psychiatrist and get adderall or something but it's too overwhelming and hard. I didn't want to talk to a stranger and try to convince them to help me. Even moreso I didn't want to pay to talk to strangers. This is PREDICTABLE, how do people accept having to go to some stranger and pay them anywhere between 150 and 550 dollars to HOPEFULLY get a diagnosis from them? Literally just gambling that they actually help you and don't just go "uhhh nah you get nothing" or you get some worthless drug that you have to come back the next week for to pay another set of money to change it or up the dosage to a useable amount, and that's the best case scenario. Even in the best BEST case scenario, you still have to go every month and pay to get a new prescription. It's ridiculous. I can't even believe this. This is literally a scam. Under any other circumstances, this would be called a scam. At least with jobs, it technically costs nothing but you time applying for them to reject you. This on the other hand is truly heinous.
The whole world is truly against me at every turn.
I dunno what I'm going to do. They want me to just continue being a jobless NEET hikki forever? Unable to even learn Japanese after all these years to even make the most out of worthless free time? I guess I have to figure out some solution, as much as I hate this situation. Or maybe I should just give up. I can't understand how this is acceptable.

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:55:22 No.633087

They measured the sperm and the men involved in the study agreed to separate from their wives for different periods. It wasn't a survey.

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 10:00:09 No.633092

Tried looking on scholar, please post it, I'd love to rip it to shreds.

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 11:06:07 No.633095

>>633092
That's kind of weird. Shouldn't you want to ascertain whether it's true or not?

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:15:36 No.633098

>>633092
Need a soyjak for this post

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 16:58:16 No.633232

Took one yesterday again. Nothing.
Took two today. My body is a little jittery and cold I feel like but nothing mentally different.

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Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 22:26:44 No. 559998 [Reply]

hello ladies my mom will be here to pick me up in a minute would you like to see my computer and my containers of urine

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Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 13:05:55 No.633216

pussy crush saga

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 13:36:51 No.633219

henri was FUCKING KILLED by the oat man

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 13:45:00 No.633222

henri was CRUSHED by the otamin in the dohyo

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 14:40:08 No.633223

i think i saw that episode of sanctuary

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 15:36:44 No.633225

henri will return

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bak3qUKY7M

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:09:13 No. 633071 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:43:38 No.633077

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Didn't make it in time…

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:47:05 No.633078

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:52:51 No.633079

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s_SvD3E1bAo

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 05:43:49 No.633082

japanese bug fights

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 07:31:11 No.633206

These make me upset post more

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 07:09:45 No. 590983 [Reply]

I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy…but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY– OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo…a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco!

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 08:14:12 No.590984

vibing some strong sam hyde pulls up in this

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 14:13:49 No.590989

>>590983
Pretty dank FEE-LS broski

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 14:21:12 No.590991

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Pretty DANK FEELS broski

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:40:37 No.633156

nice tittys

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:16:21 No.633189

Yep, I guess I'm OOGLY GOO!

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Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:32:29 No. 631898 [Reply]

I'm a bad mother fucker, not a fucking role model

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:23:34 No.631937

That was necessary.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:31:29 No.631954

pussy is always necessary

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:18:08 No.633151

three bad pussies

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:04:05 No.633169

those are some nice pussies you got there

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:57:52 No.633186

i will sperm them in the order of 2, 1, 3

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:09:39 No. 633049 [Reply]

>have a job
>want to kill myself
>have no job
>want to kill myself
very cool

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 17:03:25 No.633109

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its best to let the flowers pollinate themselves

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 17:33:05 No.633111

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warning low pollen

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:14:12 No.633170

>>633053
why don't you rent the house and, instead of impotently complaining about them, become the landlord elite class? Since the buyer of your house will probably do that anyway.

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:56:43 No.633172

>>633170
>why don't you rent the house
I'm not a hypocrite. To me this is sort of like asking why I don't just kill innocent people for money, because someone else is gonna do it anyway.

Don't call the parasite owner class that only is allowed to "own things" and extract money from workers because of state-backed violence "the elite".

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:57:36 No.633185

Don't you commies ever get tired of being wrong? Wouldn't it be nice to be factually correct and realistic for once?

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:40:11 No. 633113 [Reply]

420 blaze it faggot all day, all day

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:59:08 No.633126

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You know it!

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:21:55 No. 633099 [Reply]

Kimochi warui…

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 13:40:03 No.633100

atama warui

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:42:38 No.633114

girls are so cute

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:55:14 No.633115

i wish i was cute :c

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Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 00:05:43 No. 542652 [Reply]

Huh? You want to see my canker sore? Alright…

Iz 'ight heah.

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 09:04:01 No.633091

i am norm

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:05:27 No.633104

i am norm

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:16:50 No.633105

die norms

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:50:32 No.633107

watakushi shinanai ze

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:53:50 No.633108

thrive norms

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:06:29 No. 633037 [Reply]

Ww3 is happening Iran fired missiles at Isreal

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:16:09 No.633039

HOOOOOORAAAYYYY!!!

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:19:45 No.633041

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:23:11 No.633042

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They did this a few months ago already. The Iron Dome (courtesy of US tax paypigs) stopped almost all of them.

If you're going to launch conventional missiles at Israel, you need to launch millions of decoy heat signatures mixed in with real missiles to confuse the Iron Dome.

It's not like this isn't possible, am I just smart and Iran is retarded?

Let me tell you about a future war.

Thousands of ICBMs, which still can't be intercepted, land on every single US military base in the world, the pentagon, white house, and every glownigg3r headquarters and datacenter used to spy on people.

That's it, the war is over, within a few hours.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:33:44 No.633044

spam

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:56:30 No.633067

nothing ever happens

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Anonymous 01/25/23 (Wed) 09:17:43 No. 584864 [Reply]

Chastity cage on, butt plug in, diapered up, pacifier secured, nipple clamps applied, and even handcuffed to desk. Yep it's healing time.
Oh no! I got too horny and started playing with my virtual succubus instead!
2 hours of CBT and frustration later I haven't healed a single hitpoint! SIGH.
I guess I'll clean up and unlock the cage…
Right after I level up.

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Anonymous 01/25/23 (Wed) 18:21:33 No.584873

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>>584872

Anonymous 01/25/23 (Wed) 18:23:24 No.584874

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>>584872
ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:49:33 No.633058

wtf

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:57:42 No.633059

Alright I think I’m done with this site. Some faggot tranny keeps posting this shit everyday and has no life. Another image board ruined by faggots

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:32:42 No.633066

>>584874
fake where are the black bars that go over her female ass hole

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