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Anonymous 05/22/21 (Sat) 19:52:34 No. 536473 [Reply]

Wish I had a fairy mini-girl as my familiar/cocksleeve….

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Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue) 07:58:06 No.536610

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Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue) 08:15:04 No.536613

>>536610
ok, weeb, you made me laugh, so i will spare your life this one time…. consider youtself lucky….

Anonymous 06/25/22 (Sat) 17:13:07 No.568766

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Anonymous 02/22/23 (Wed) 02:57:45 No.586699

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Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 04:39:17 No.595631

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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:13:11 No. 549055 [Reply]

holy fuck i found my stolen bike on offerup what do i do

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Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 14:42:31 No.595561

>>595560
I will tell you when you're older.

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 14:59:29 No.595562

Females will not permit me to mate with them

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 16:02:07 No.595578

>>595561
sigh always a 30 year old male in his teens never learned about bras

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 20:51:15 No.595612

What's bras? Is it some type of food? Please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 22:20:25 No.595619

Remember working my first real job and overhearing the adult women talk about things and then I realized I had no idea how women function but after getting made fun of one time after asking I was sure to never let my curiosity get the better of me again

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 20:26:18 No. 537303 [Reply]

Went for a jog listening to anime music because my feet were feeling better and its nice and warm and sunny out but then i tripped and skinned my knee 2 miles in while listening to a nice ai song now it really hurts.

Why am i such a klutzy idiot.

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Anonymous 05/29/23 (Mon) 23:42:11 No.591863

>>591862
love how bright and happy her smile is

Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 03:58:07 No.591869

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>>586790
live JAV performance?

Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 15:03:57 No.591885

>>591869
case of mistaken identity, i found a sea loveliver's investigation in a since deleted Myspace post with google years ago

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 18:52:20 No.595593

radio guy finally fixed his stream walked 10 km listening to it really liked some stuff he played from necomimi*spacenoid

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 19:32:29 No.595606

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Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 02:29:01 No. 595256 [Reply]

Protect women.
When was the last time you protected women?

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Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:18:51 No.595493

Had a dream where I was in a video game and we were tricking this guy to dive down into the depths of this ancient ruin with us by name dropping it as if we didn't know the legend about the king's treasure there. Don't remember how we were tricking him but as we started delving into the depths the guys suddenly disappeared and I was all alone. I realized I was in one of those FEAR spooky segments between action where Alma shows up so I was ready for the scary noise to come and for something scary to appear in the side of my vision. Sure enough this kind of dead zombie thing similar to the emaciated Alma but male and not fully human starts crawling at me slowly. I realize I'm supposed to shoot or hit it enough to stop it before it gets too close but I feel paralyzed and can barely move so I'm only making tiny weak hits. I accept that I'm probably going to die and get game over and try to move more but my body won't obey me and then I wake up and feel like I must have been only half asleep the entire time

Now I'm wondering if this is what sleep paralysis is like or if I had a pseudo-sleep paralysis because I wasn't awake enough for it to be scary

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:20:29 No.595495

nice I can use gpt too

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:27:08 No.595500

if that was original i feel sorry for you and your teachers

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 05:23:51 No.595511

…if you know what I mean

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 19:29:58 No.595597

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Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 22:06:55 No. 560168 [Reply]

wish I could go back to living in blissful ignorance

Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 23:41:49 No.560170

I was doomed to a lonesome life because I made the fatal mistake of being born with deficient facial bone growth

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 05:14:41 No.560174

despise when fats complain about being ugly they dont even know

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 15:28:57 No.595565

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Anonymous 07/18/23 (Tue) 07:38:17 No. 594574 [Reply]

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Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 19:26:54 No.594994

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Placehold this

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 00:21:50 No.595012

>>594994
Epilepsy warning, don't open this if you're effected by red/blue strobe lights like that one banned Pokemon episode.

Planet Fitness Staff 08/03/23 (Thu) 20:38:40 No.595370

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Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 11:10:43 No.595458

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Nightcore - When You're Gone

https://youtu.be/kXKi_6HavEU

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 19:48:30 No.595461

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days in my life . fill your life with your favorite｜cooking, drawing, cozy & productive daily life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vtmJUVGhI

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Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 17:49:02 No. 595434 [Reply]

caught red handed

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 20:13:30 No.595444

what are they soyfacing about?

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 21:09:34 No.595445

Boys shouldn't be doing these things! Where are their parents?

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 22:59:52 No.595448

this is originally a girl you just used deep ai fusion journey to morph the boy's head onto her body

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 23:12:23 No.595450

>>595449
>>595448
wow great work sherlock

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 01:29:57 No.595453

>deep ai fusion
aka gimp

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Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 22:38:13 No. 595446 [Reply]

>be me
>shopping at walmart bc i need new work shoes
>zoomer teen detaches from his little herd comes up to me
>"lol hey man i'm looking for underwear for my daughter, what aisle is it in?"
>dude is not old enough to have a kid but whatever
>point out the aisle to him
>right before he walks off i say "just so you know i don't even work here"
>whole group is snickering
>zoomer says "i know, you just look like someone who would know"
>angry as fuck for the rest of my shopping trip
what the fuck did he mean by that?

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 22:42:26 No.595447

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Trim your beard and get contacts instead of glasses

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Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 18:56:19 No. 595438 [Reply]

your dad has too much money

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 19:10:22 No.595441

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My dad is an autistic psychopath like me. We almost never talk to each other, he has a lot of money saved but it's for his own retirement (self-employed so he can't rely on any pension).

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 19:35:46 No.595442

>>595441
crying arisu and her successful mama and papa are such a loving family

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