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Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 01:07:19 No. 635952 [Reply]

….and a loving friend is like a vagina….she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem anywayys!! here's my 'friendly accomodation'…… it's ready to fix your BIG PROBLEM

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Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 16:32:50 No.636353

>>636309

*SNIFFF*

Pussy!!!

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 17:12:32 No.636354

kys

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 17:15:32 No.636355

never

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 17:43:05 No.636356

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They doing the thing where the lick each other's feet

Then they did the Requiem for a Dream "ass to ass" thing and sucked the double-sided dildo, but at least didn't switch sides

What is them world coming to?

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 18:03:00 No.636358

>>636356
This means they saw the memes right?

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Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 23:48:24 No. 568326 [Reply]

this part is my favorite

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Anonymous 06/20/22 (Mon) 01:20:31 No.568489

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Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 01:05:23 No.636338

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>>568489

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 02:11:32 No.636339

>>636338
sexy baby pussy

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:58:28 No.636341

um dont resurrect my thread with completely unrelated tubeteen trash

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 06:40:50 No.636342

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How about completely related tubeteen trash?

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 18:44:49 No. 636333 [Reply]

Is this your gf? i think i know her from somewhere

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 22:41:10 No.636337

she gets around and is known for spreading her pussy all over the internet

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Anonymous 07/20/24 (Sat) 03:47:18 No. 626611 [Reply]

That fèel when not locked up in a facility restrained to a chair force fed titty milk and viagra and 40 year old women come in one and after the other and sit on my dick and obviously I don't like it cause that's gross haha

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Anonymous 07/20/24 (Sat) 23:51:24 No.626735

want to slam my cock in between those huge tittys

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 05:24:46 No.636277

Hot

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 08:00:42 No.636280

FC2-PPV-3147620

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 08:41:17 No.636281

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no stacked mommy gf is going to buy me a game system

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 20:33:17 No.636336

living the dream

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 18:17:07 No. 636332 [Reply]

Cat pussy gf girl

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 19:17:49 No.636335

I want to pet the pretty pussy

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 04:57:13 No. 636313 [Reply]

Big cat means big trouble.

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 07:43:27 No.636315

castoria rerun is happening now
gonno waste all my primogems

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 14:24:30 No.636326

love moronic pussy pussy comments

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 16:40:23 No.636330

>>636313

BIG CAT MEANS BIG PUSSY.

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 17:25:30 No.636331

>>636330
Stop that

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 19:13:19 No.636334

>>636331
sexy pussy cat girl

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Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 21:00:46 No. 624942 [Reply]

we are all part of the background quantum noise that is trapped within a body and when we die we will join everyone else in the great consciousness

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Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 21:01:47 No.636300

ew pussies are gross

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 21:57:03 No.636301

>>636300
fag

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 23:35:46 No.636306

girls have squishy pussies and pube stubble that feels pleasantly roguh

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 03:03:07 No.636311

dont like the idea of being the great consciousness with other races

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 14:54:12 No.636328

it's something you're going to have to deal with

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 10:28:29 No. 636320 [Reply]

You could have prevented this.

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 10:57:05 No.636321

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Somebody prevented this.

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 11:54:44 No.636322

looking forward to enjoying these lovely ladies again

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 12:32:05 No.636323

haven't even finished watching the first season

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 12:50:01 No.636324

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>>636321
>Creator of the characters tell you what they would do
>Some random jackass at a production studio: No they wouldn't

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 13:32:47 No.636325

>>636324
>this character that is going into this video game for 1 million white piggus is also mai waifu
>no she isnt

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Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 13:38:20 No. 636287 [Reply]

Bros… I think it's time for us to become the dads that stepped up.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 14:01:57 No.636289

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Elon Musk says having kids is free

A lot of people strongly disagree with that.

Having kids is almost free though. The cost of food is the only notable expense. Clothes are cheap. Breast milk is a free byproduct of the mother's diet. Re-usable cloth diapers exist.

Essentially the only real expense is women's standards. Women won't have kids with you unless you're a financially stable homeowner, something increasingly difficult. They won't have kids with a broke NEET living at his mom's house, although there is nothing stopping you from doing this.

TLDR 99% of the cost of childcare = meeting western women's standards in the first place

The other 1% is almost entirely food.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 14:37:02 No.636292

by most metrics owgirls brother is a low status male he is in his late 20s and lives at home with no job is scrawny had has scoliosis preventing him from strenuous physical activity his face is ok and is of average height but he has a thick unkempt beard and basically does nothing but play tabletop games and video games and yap on discord and go to comcol

despite this he never has a problem getting a gf and event cheats on them sometimes with other girls
i find the whole thing disturbing i can only assume he was born with the demiurges blessing or has a giant wiener either way this imbalance should be corrected

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 14:56:30 No.636293

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