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Anonymous 06/27/22 (Mon) 22:41:21 No. 568909 [Reply]

Have you ever been kissed by a drunk MILF? Did you get shy or did you stick your tongue down her throat?

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Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:28:30 No.568978

None

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:29:06 No.568979

>>568969
was able to lick the foreskin before

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:44:44 No.568983

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mfw when this is a female artist

http://exhentai.org/g/2258908/86bbef9bae/

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 07:57:18 No.569084

Me and my friend went to a pub in England once and got speaking to two older Welsh ladies. The redhead one I was speaking to kissed me and my friend's one tried to kiss him but he made fun of her big teeth. Then it turned out they were both married

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:51:42 No.591728

>>568909
whoa he got kissed by a loli!
How romantic

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 22:20:39 No. 591696 [Reply]

BRUH WHAT IF

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Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 16:50:18 No. 554005 [Reply]

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE OTAMIN CITY
WHERE THE CELS ROAM FREE AND THE THREADS ARE SHITTY

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 01:54:19 No.591570

cels can't stop winning

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 02:00:37 No.591571

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

HE DID THE WALK
HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
THE VIRGIN WALK
IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
HE DID THE WALK
HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
HE DID THE WALK
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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 14:28:05 No.591668

WELL, IF YOU WANTED HONESTY
THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN
OR HAVE YOU GO, IT'S BETTER OFF THIS WAY
FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK
REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT
FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR?
I'M NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
I'M NOT OKAY
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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 14:42:33 No.591669

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>>591668
Wtf bro I love MCR too add me on Myspace

My favorite song is Ghost of You

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 17:21:19 No.591691

/ghost/ is looking hella good right now, best board on ota

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Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 14:50:38 No. 575934 [Reply]

I apply 5 different serums and lotions to my face before bed

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Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 04:49:17 No.591354

When I went to the plastic surgeon and we looked at before and after pics I was noticeably more pale in the after pics even though it's currently spring vs winter and I'm forced to go outside more often than I was.
It's all thanks to 1% tretinoin and daily sunscreen moisturizer now no one will ever ask me what ethnicity I am

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 04:50:14 No.591355

what ethnicity are you

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 05:06:27 No.591357

>>591354
I'm white and have never had a gf so why do you think this changes anything.

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 13:28:31 No.591372

>>591357
Statistically whites have the best overall chance, especially if you have blonde hair or blue eyes which I don't but at least I can vampiremaxx.

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 17:03:46 No.591690

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 20:53:15 No. 591624 [Reply]

frig off sex norm raiders

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 23:46:59 No.591638

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rate my drawing

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 23:50:56 No.591639

>>591638
cute

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 00:31:07 No.591641

i utilize my sex organs to mate with females

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 16:34:08 No.591680

God made our arms long enough to reach our own sex organs for a reason.

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 16:56:43 No.591685

>>591638
nice is it toadette as a skitty or a skitty as toadette

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Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 03:27:30 No. 591397 [Reply]

Trevor please bring it back

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 01:44:27 No.591568

>>591567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRSr_8J5QvQ

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 01:47:58 No.591569

>>591556
good

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 02:09:45 No.591574

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we love hakotaro here

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 03:56:17 No.591586

>>591554
Maybe look after your own board first before making accusations like that.

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 16:40:23 No.591682

GNFOS: Resurrected

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 15:43:14 No. 591674 [Reply]

CIA MK ULTRA TRYING TO GUIDE MY THOUGHTS BUGS IN MY BRAIN BUGS IN MY BRAIN HELP FUUUUCK THE FAUCI OUCHIE GONNA TAKE MY CUM DAMAGED CUM YOU'LL OWN NOTHING I AM NOTHING WIPE MY BRAIN EAT EAT EAT MASK ON TO MASK MY WORDS CIA HONEY POT TRYING TO GET ME TO TALK INJECT THE BUGS BY EATING THE BUGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 15:52:27 No.591675

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OP calm down the CIA doesn't work on domestic targets only foreign.

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 16:00:27 No.591676

scared

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Otaku are a Mess 05/23/23 (Tue) 22:46:44 No. 591558 [Reply]

What are we even doing? We're surrounded by these wondrous works of art, and yet we spend all our time writing detailed criticisms of them. We quibble about "pacing" and "filler", vote on meaningless internet ranking charts on social media, and complain about the differences between kouhais and sempais.

It's not like this is a new thing; 20 years ago we were having stupid drama over Saimoe results and shitting on the "Narutards", now we've got anime Myspace polls and I don't even know what we call the people who like the mainstream shounen series anymore.

Wouldn't we be happier if we didn't take things so seriously and spent more time having fun and creating things?

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 03:18:14 No.591654

>>591619
sex would have saved me if it happened in highschool when it was supposed to
of course it's too late now, but there was a time…

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 07:24:28 No.591658

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sometimes wonder how my life would have turned out had i not been cursed with the tism

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 08:25:22 No.591660

>>591658
think its better to be autistic and enjoy anime than to be a dreadfully boring norman who watches hours of the latest seasonal sportscrap drama before getting drunk and then whining about politics and still falling asleep alone or next to a partner who hates their guts

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 12:16:45 No.591666

>>591660
plenty of norms enjoy anime

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 12:32:34 No.591667

>>591658
you dont have autism so youre living that life right now

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Anonymous 08/22/22 (Mon) 06:54:05 No. 572647 [Reply]

how do i get a thin japanese physique ?

Anonymous 08/22/22 (Mon) 08:14:36 No.572648

eat their food, eat their games, eat their women

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 00:50:44 No.591563

just weighed myself and reached a new all time record low my bmi is 18.5

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 12:10:01 No.591597

move to japan its the only way

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 12:31:08 No.591600

1. Eat a high carb diet but keep the calories under control
2. Walk a lot

You wouldn't really want a Jap physique they all look pretty gross millions of people with the bodies of skinny/skinnyfat teenbros

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 05:58:50 No.591656

flip their women

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