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No. 591697 [Reply]

>turned 35
It's over for me isn't it?
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No.591747

little gf

No.591789


No.591804

juicy lil baby pussy

No.591805

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>ota

No.591810

I think children are vile but feel like theyre the only ones i could handle a relationship with because everyone else has decades more sexual experience than me



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No. 591808 [Reply]

fuck a rat.


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No. 591801 [Reply]

See you again. Have a nice day.


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No. 591631 [Reply]

When are we getting Lamy JAV…
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No.591763

【ロックマン1】初見プレイ!初代ロックマンクリア耐久!ぺこ!【ホロライブ/兎田ぺこら】

No.591781

peko's ngmi
if only she had a stream of her most loyal supporters to cheer her on…

No.591792

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No.591793

>>591755
starry kita footpussy

No.591797

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Ars



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No. 590958 [Reply]

Happy Mother's Day!
Have you given mom her present yet?
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No.590962

haven't talked to mom since Christmas

No.591760

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No.591779

mom bought home takeaway food yesterday but it was some weird thai shit and really wasnt that good and it was just awkward eating it

No.591790

love my mom

No.591791

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everyone loves mom



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No. 578004 [Reply]

I hope when I get a gf she will be kinda bi or something like that and will be able to appreciate my treasured collection of images of cute 2D/3D girls I have amassed over the years
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No.591783

but you can see her asshole

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No.591786

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I like Futaba more than any other fictional character ever, what does it mean

No.591787

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No.591788

>>591786
That means she is what is known as your "favorite bishoujo".



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No. 591726 [Reply]

What is the reason for the unprecedented interest in Japanese weather?
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No.591739

>>591737
>Hobbies: Anime, Games, Manga, Cosplay, Shogi (a kind of Japanese chess).

wow shes just like me

No.591740

>>591739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwACjl9A9Y
and she loves our favorite girls too

No.591741

>>591740
oh shes a tuberteen…

No.591743

nothin teen

No.591745

pussy teen



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No. 556794 [Reply]

almost shitted myself made it to the toilet just in time
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No.570559

hid from them they left a note on the door

No.570560

hope you remembered to hide your buttplug collection

No.570574

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Still lie awake in bed every once in a while and remember when I had the loudest nastiest MK677 enhanced doodoo of my life as my boss sat outside the door six feet away why are most memories always bad and most of the good ones I have are video game related from 2006

No.570575

>>570574
someone call poison control we have to save nico

No.591744

is poopoo one word or two?



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No. 568909 [Reply]

Have you ever been kissed by a drunk MILF? Did you get shy or did you stick your tongue down her throat?
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No.568978

None

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>>568969
was able to lick the foreskin before

No.568983

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mfw when this is a female artist

http://exhentai.org/g/2258908/86bbef9bae/

No.569084

Me and my friend went to a pub in England once and got speaking to two older Welsh ladies. The redhead one I was speaking to kissed me and my friend's one tried to kiss him but he made fun of her big teeth. Then it turned out they were both married

No.591728

>>568909
whoa he got kissed by a loli!
How romantic



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No. 591696 [Reply]

BRUH WHAT IF


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No. 554005 [Reply]

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE OTAMIN CITY
WHERE THE CELS ROAM FREE AND THE THREADS ARE SHITTY
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No.591570

cels can't stop winning

No.591571

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

HE DID THE WALK
HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
THE VIRGIN WALK
IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
HE DID THE WALK
HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
HE DID THE WALK
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No.591668


WELL, IF YOU WANTED HONESTY
THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN
OR HAVE YOU GO, IT'S BETTER OFF THIS WAY
FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK
REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT
FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR?
I'M NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
I'M NOT OKAY
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No.591669

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>>591668
Wtf bro I love MCR too add me on Myspace

My favorite song is Ghost of You

No.591691

/ghost/ is looking hella good right now, best board on ota



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No. 575934 [Reply]

I apply 5 different serums and lotions to my face before bed
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No.591354

When I went to the plastic surgeon and we looked at before and after pics I was noticeably more pale in the after pics even though it's currently spring vs winter and I'm forced to go outside more often than I was.
It's all thanks to 1% tretinoin and daily sunscreen moisturizer now no one will ever ask me what ethnicity I am

No.591355

what ethnicity are you

No.591357

>>591354
I'm white and have never had a gf so why do you think this changes anything.

No.591372

>>591357
Statistically whites have the best overall chance, especially if you have blonde hair or blue eyes which I don't but at least I can vampiremaxx.

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