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No. 559915 [Reply]

What happened to ZUN!bar?
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No.559984

>>559982
Well excuse me didn't know I was dealing with a persona otaku.
I like how he kept us updated on his virg status since 2011 though

No.559985

teen thread

No.559986

>>559984
Since 2009 actually.

No.559987

>>559982
sigh 11 years since posting with my friends really dont like the archives for making me remember

No.560036

wonder what zunby would have thought of mindjp



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No. 559258 [Reply]

In humans, the urethra is the name of the tube that caries urine from the bladder to where it exits the body, which in males is at the distal end (the tip) of the penis. After leaving the bladder and passing through an internal sphincter, the urethra goes down through the center of the donut-shaped prostate gland, then through a second, external sphincter. The urethral home-run then involves a potential side-track into the urethral bulb, a wider section of the urethra underneath the perineum where its course changes from vertical to horizontal. The perineum, by the way, is the area between the anus and testicles. After traveling horizontally, the urethra then drops vertically down the (flaccid) penis to finally reach daylight.
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No.559339

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>>559338
happy squishy eels

No.559340

>>559338
Please don't.

No.559918

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No.559920

>>559918
Elira my wife.

No.559921

>>559918
crying love livers are really connected by the threads of fate



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No. 559841 [Reply]

Lie quiet Divus. I mean, that is Andreas Divus,
In officina Wecheli, 1538, out of Homer.

— Otamin
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No.559896

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No.559897

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No.559901

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No.559902

stop bullying otamin, you know he doesn't like it when you get 1st place

No.559903

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Magical Knight Rayearth for the Sega Saturn!



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No. 559873 [Reply]

ate some yummy dried apricots now my belly's full of healthy probiotics
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No.559892

yuck the boyfriend haver and the boring radfem

No.559894

>>559876
we are bacteria living in someone elses belly

No.559898

>>559876
i think about the inside of my stomach a lot its makes me not want to eat certain fofods like if i think about eating peanut buter my mind starts to think about what it loks like on the inside of my stomach sticking to my stomach like a peanut butter sandwich and all the worms are sad because their home is covered in peanut butter and thats why i dont eat peanut butter anymore

No.559899

>>559898
my tummy bacteria like peanut butters and spaghettis

No.559900

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>>559898
You are a good landlord



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No. 559851 [Reply]

Why be catholic and not just christian?

No.559858

Because I was born in the best country in the world and that means my christianity is the correct one.

No.559862

Why be just Christian when you can be Gnostic?

No.559864

>>559862
seethe & cope: the religion

No.559865

>>559862
'God or nihilism' is the only choice.



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No. 559828 [Reply]

Lie quiet Divus. I mean, that is Andreas Divus,
In officina Wecheli, 1538, out of Homer.

— Otamin

No.559829

wut

No.559836

mom just wiped and powdered me

No.559838

what did you get her for valentines?

No.559839

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Translate this shit weebs it's from Rustlel

No.559840

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>>559839
the pleasure of being cummed inside



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No. 559747 [Reply]

what if she moved her hands

No.559749

what do you think

No.559750

>>559749
you could see her shitagi

No.559773

>>559750
her mushroom?

No.559774

She's protecting her pussy



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No. 559715 [Reply]

gonna play some raiden fighters
which ship should i pick
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No.559734

Used to play this as a kiddo

No.559765

>>559734
i couldnt afford videogames as a kid so i just hit rocks together instead

No.559766

>>559765
I didn't buy it my parents did

No.559768

my mom bought me a gamecube once, but then sold it a few months later because she needed money.

No.559769

m*nko



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No. 559328 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.
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No.559505

>>559484
cringe get out

No.559511

>>559465
love love live what doujin game is this

No.559688

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No.559689

>>559688
hate catholics with a passion

No.559703

>>559688
so is he abandoning tshit in florida?



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No. 559593 [Reply]

remember that one week

No.559594

gonna delete my ota account



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No. 559516 [Reply]

Thanks for the coffee that was very kind of you. Well, I should be taking off now. I have a train to catch the porno shoot starts soon.

No.559518

Wow, i'm heading to the same place, what a coincidence! (^ω^)

No.559520

You mean you're going to leave without eating your uh.. Your.. Beef tartare?

No.559547

>>559518
hurdle-tan!

No.559548

Henri is gone. They made him leave. But now, we have the hurdler.

No.559558

made a tuna melt sandwich for lunch



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No. 535298 [Reply]

A special NicoMaki thread just for my friend >>535285
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No.535310

feeding my makigf 'maters! (tomatoes)

No.535311

>>535304
No it's okay, my makigf(male) is very fit and healthy and always burns off the carbs!

No.535325

spreading girls pussies

No.559550

very special nikomaki

No.559554

>>535298
creamy pussies!



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