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Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 12:16:37 No. 606085 [Reply]

4chan is down

https://downdetector.com/status/4chan/

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 12:47:05 No.606086

owari da

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 12:55:16 No.606088

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Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 19:49:41 No. 571194 [Reply]

So today as I was walking to class I passed by this neckbeard on his laptop sitting in the hallway. Someone called me and my ringtone was a dBu song and when I finished with my phone call the neckbeard jumped up and asked if I knew what Touhou was. I was bored and didn't give a shit about power levels at that point so I just kept talking to him. He couldn't shut up about touhou doujins and VNs when suddenly his girlfriend shows up. It was this big, overweight yaoi loving Japanese girl. He introduces her as the gf and instead of calling him by his name, she calls him aniki. I was kinda looking at both of them when I realized that these are the average /jp/er (well…the girl is what I imagined IF a girl was on /jp/) so I made up an excuse and quickly retreated…Is this the fate of anyone who likes touhou and VNs? Ending up with a fat asian girlfriend who calls him aniki? If so, I am gonna drop this shit cold turkey…

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Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri) 23:20:04 No.604031

an ex is something most people on the planet have but not me

Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri) 23:22:29 No.604032

elon banned me just because of the bullshit he read from my abusive xes

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 02:13:49 No.606047

NOZOMI IS NOT FAT

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 02:18:40 No.606049

A chubby Asian is setting the bar far too high for any of us once you've reached your late 20s and have no significant relationship experience it's over there is simply nothing left you can offer to overcome that red flag
I'm starting to hear good things about AIgfs that's probably the best we can hope for at this point.

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 04:02:18 No.606077

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Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 06:47:55 No. 570976 [Reply]

I am the shunned. The scorned. The despised.
My name is unworthy of praise. My body unworthy of envy.
I am the shadow cast by the Heroic Spirit's light. The darkness born in the shadow of shining legend.
Thus do I hate. Thus do I resent.
I feed on the lamentation of those who sing into darkness and curse those who shine so brightly.

Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 12:23:40 No.570982

Lol Please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 02:07:50 No.606046

And that's why I destroyed your friend.

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 04:02:08 No.606076

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Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 19:53:21 No. 604781 [Reply]

Post whatever you want ITT.

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Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 19:52:29 No.605825

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbggBeSasRQ

The demiurge did something to me similar to this because I was expected to rope years ago it as much more rude about it though

Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 23:19:24 No.605839

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>>605825
This happened to my friend on a private WoW server but the tard admins were asking him to type stuff without realizing they blocked his chat and then thought he was a bot because he didn't type back

Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 23:42:16 No.605870

my favorite time of the day, alphabet spammer vs cp bumper

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 00:27:35 No.606000

wow: the battle for ota

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 04:01:28 No.606072

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Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 03:13:43 No. 605786 [Reply]

For your crimes you are hereby sentenced to three and a half decades solitary confinement within the skull of a low status creep.
May God have mercy on you.

Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 03:26:50 No.605788

I wouldn't mind if my life continued as is for a couple centuries. Rather peaceful and routine even if there is no pussy.

Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 04:16:26 No.605789

>>605788
Duh
One of the worst parts of this is the knowledge that your life is quickly trickling away to nothing and you will rapidly reach the point of no return (we actually passed it years ago but we cope).
If we lived to be 200 then we'd still be in our teenbro phase living it up.

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 04:00:52 No.606068

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Anonymous 11/11/23 (Sat) 07:56:02 No. 605646 [Reply]

>/ota/

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Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 16:26:10 No.605749

real is fake

Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 22:13:02 No.605768

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it's 2023 girls can do penetration too

Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 23:16:41 No.605771

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>>605768
"""sex"""

Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 00:04:56 No.605781

people are lying together nude at this very moment and loving one another

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 04:00:43 No.606067

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Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 23:19:06 No. 605772 [Reply]

Can't you people for once in your worthless life just take the hint and fuck off? Nobody asked for your input and basically you are not appreciated at all. Simply put, your presence is a nuisance.

Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 23:44:36 No.605775

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Ummm rude?

As expected of an Ayase fan, out of all the characters in Oreimo you pick the normalfag rude bitch girl…

Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 23:45:20 No.605776

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Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 23:54:04 No.605780

*farts in the foids direction then skitters into a pile of leaves and sticks*

Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 00:16:36 No.605783

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Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 04:00:32 No.606066

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Anonymous 11/12/23 (Sun) 23:52:30 No. 605779 [Reply]

im scrolling

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 00:47:12 No.606024

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Anonymous 06/11/21 (Fri) 01:36:29 No. 537587 [Reply]

fuck ota

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Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 16:41:06 No.544396

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>>544282
>>544395
Drugs make you feel good when you do them, but also make you feel worse when you're not doing them. When you're addicted. It is the same with me and seeing Marie.

Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 16:46:22 No.544397

>>544396
simply print a picture of her and put it into your wallet

Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 22:05:09 No.544447

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