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Anonymous 11/01/22 (Tue) 05:32:49 No. 576605 [Reply]

I met Josh and Ron Paul at an autocross a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Josh looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped slut." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him, "Oh Josh you found another goofball?", "Yeah Ron Paul, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Josh jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Ron Paul jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear, "She's going to get the goofballs - and you ain't gonna do nothing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Josh undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Josh just kept pushing her head down.

Josh looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball". It was like a silent movie. Before continuing, Josh had removed his clothes. Ron Paul said it was to ‘gain additional strength.’ I watched as Josh then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her ass with his hands. Ron Paul who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs!", as he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling onto my shirt. I then felt what I can assume was Ron Paul's boner pushing into my back… I blacked out.
Needless to say we aren't together anymore.

Anonymous 11/01/22 (Tue) 06:36:09 No.576607

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Josh will be live at Virginia International Raceway this November 2nd through 4th

Anonymous 11/01/22 (Tue) 07:44:29 No.576608

>>576607
hope he crashes and burns

Anonymous 11/01/22 (Tue) 18:01:13 No.576616

>>576608
crying

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Anonymous 12/10/21 (Fri) 02:01:09 No. 554818 [Reply]

Sad little man

Anonymous 11/01/22 (Tue) 00:32:23 No.576601

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S SHATTERING OH MY FUCKING GHODOODDDODODDOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Anonymous 10/31/22 (Mon) 07:37:31 No. 576544 [Reply]

Trick or Treat!

Anonymous 10/31/22 (Mon) 07:47:04 No.576546

the sampler

Anonymous 10/31/22 (Mon) 14:25:31 No.576553

getting stinky in here..

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Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 00:12:34 No. 576430 [Reply]

Mom said I'm never going to get a bf if all I do is browse imageboards and masturbate all day

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Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 01:00:36 No.576433

whats so profound about it

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 01:47:54 No.576436

I do that.

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 03:11:42 No.576448

fag

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 21:21:52 No.576494

wonder if my knee pain is from this weird sitting method

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 23:45:55 No.576496

sometimes like to sit crisscross applesauce in my computer chair

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Anonymous 10/24/22 (Mon) 23:48:47 No. 576228 [Reply]

Has a foid ever told you she spermed to you

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Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 11:45:17 No.576464

sister got the coof and now shes infecting everyone in the house

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 11:55:05 No.576466

uh why arent you vaccinated

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 16:03:40 No.576474

vax my anus

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 16:09:30 No.576475

spread em wide

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 17:30:40 No.576481

the pu**y spreader

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Anonymous 06/27/22 (Mon) 13:49:43 No. 568876 [Reply]

>hanging out with friends
>girl in group decides to leave
>begins hugging people bye
>my turn
>she hesitates then just waves to me while saying goodbye
>has happened at least 8 times now

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Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 02:59:00 No.576446

sagey ragey gooky wooky

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 03:05:13 No.576447

>>576446
no post bad boid

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 03:13:20 No.576449

>>576447
tranny

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 05:03:20 No.576452

>>576440
No way he posted his selfies on hima he's a twig

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 11:22:31 No.576462

so just one of turts orbiters

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Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 07:35:07 No. 576398 [Reply]

Hey, baby! Uh huh huh huh

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 08:13:34 No.576400

uhuhuhuhuh were gonna score uhuhuhuh

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 01:53:56 No.576437

anyone here ever raped before? what's it like?

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 02:04:07 No.576441

henri held me down and raped me in the ass

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 02:17:54 No.576443

oh sorry i thought you said been raped

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Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 14:40:56 No. 576406 [Reply]

>ota-ch.com

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 15:17:00 No.576407

green

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 17:23:53 No.576412

jade

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 19:00:58 No.576416

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>ota

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 20:40:35 No. 576317 [Reply]

sometimes it feels like I'm stuck on some sort of desolate alternate reality version of ota where I am the only poster and everyone else is having fun in the parallel universe ota without me

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Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 06:58:51 No.576396

im not having fun

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 07:00:13 No.576397

sex is healthy

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 14:39:17 No.576405

Even though I can get s✕x I still feel allegiance to the cels and their cause

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 15:42:15 No.576408

>>576393
sex with serufu and purin's lonely single moms

Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 16:53:56 No.576410

>>576397
wwtd

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 04:06:09 No. 576279 [Reply]

The Otamin said if we can get 8 new users before 2023 we can have a pizza party

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 22:49:14 No.576325

nenmin lets us have a pizza party every weekend i haet henrimin

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 04:17:50 No.576331

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but It often rhymes” – Otamin

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 05:06:27 No.576333

sometimes i speak to myself in nonsensical rhymes and riddles and cackle like a madman

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 08:17:41 No.576342

i can throw dough pretty well actually
deep dived into bread making during my neet arc

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 15:50:09 No.576360

>>576333
wow, you're like the joker from batman

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Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 14:44:59 No. 575813 [Reply]

nellotfp

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Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 17:17:26 No.575889

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>>575874
crying why is everyone so mean to idol fans making holy site visits

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 08:05:29 No.575925

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>A 26-year-old man, a fan of Love Live!was arrested by Metropolitan Police Department for breaking into an elementary school in the Katsushika neighborhood of Tokyo and stealing the school shoes of an 8-year-old girl. Security cameras at the school caught the suspect, Ito, rummaging and sniffing the children’s school shoes.

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 09:13:12 No.576344

imagining kanons pubes being the same colour and style as her hair
a humorous mental image

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 11:35:12 No.576346

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