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No. 593605 [Reply]

How romantic…


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No. 593588 [Reply]

oh a whole third of my life is already over
then again i might be immortal

No.593592

I wouldn't even mind it if the first third was actually enjoyable like it was for the norms. Instead the best years of my life were Hell so the other two parts can only be assumed to be superHell

No.593601

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You are immortal, just a limited time in the flesh



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No. 593258 [Reply]

"Alright, son, I know you love hot dogs, so I'm gonna make them extra special for you today. I'm going to start by preheating the oven to 375°F. Then I'll get the ingredients ready. I know you love bacon and pepper jack cheese, so I got 8 hot dogs, 8 slices of bacon, 8 slices of pepper jack cheese, and 8 hot dog buns. Just like you like them.

I'm gonna cut the cheese into slices that match the hot dogs and wrap each hot dog with a slice of bacon, just like we used to do when you were a kid. And I'll hold them together with toothpicks. Now it's time to cook, I'll place them in the oven and cook for 15-20 minutes or until the bacon is crispy and the hot dogs are heated through.

Just like you like them, crispy and hot. I'll take them out of the oven and put them in the buns. And there you go, son. Your favorite bacon pepper jack dogs, just like you like them. Enjoy!"
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No.593514

made burgs and started sperging out just left it all on the stove and came back to my room

No.593515

>>593514
its okay i hope you feel better

No.593516

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No.593589

im burg sperg

No.593590

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No. 544565 [Reply]

funny how no matter the tags you use on pixiv the shittiest art is always nsfw
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No.544590

i dont enjoy looking at nsfw art anymore because i realized its all drawn by virgins or at least men with completely different sensual preferences. they dont like showing the same things i like seeing

No.544628

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>>544590
How do you feel about female artists who draw stuff like this?

No.593585

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No.593586

>>544628
makes me jealous wish i had dexterous feminine hands so i could draw well

No.593587

>>593586
It's not too late to learn.



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No. 593433 [Reply]

we can hate me together
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No.593579

THE OTA ASS

No.593580

otawench

No.593582

she was our lass, she posted here, but the himarats made her leave

No.593583

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THE OTA ASS

No.593584

She was the chosen one
She was going to lead us all out of the depths of virginity
Instead the himarats turned her into a cel



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No. 593415 [Reply]

look
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No.593550

die peds

No.593560

live peds

No.593564

>>593546
that was simply a short in stature post pubescent femoid

No.593571

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I am literally oxidating right now

No.593578

>>593564
love midgets with huge tits!



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No. 592502 [Reply]

domo1220
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No.592755

that was just another quintessential Gaia show of the season

No.592756

gainax mecha is imageboard heritage protected designation of origin you cant just call it gaia

No.592819

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Darling in the Franxx was such a "big deal" in 2018…

Time doesn't stop.

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No.593490

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>>593425
Happy birthday



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No. 593385 [Reply]

Wtf /a/ told me Eiken was bad this is a masterpiece

No.593388

downloading crappy bds that are just upscales of the dvd source, sasuga whatmin

No.593389

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>>593388
I download whatever has the most seeders.

But I'm aware many mid-2000s Bluray releases look worse than the original DVD source, because they're just low-quality upscale transcodes of that literal same digital video.

No.593390

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>"and we are the ones touching that pussy" poster

No.593398

This upscale looks better than DVD though

No.593407

your video player can upscale it anyway



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No. 586732 [Reply]

This is bad
I can't sense henri's energy anymore
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No.593325

im gonna tell you guys a secret, on cc there is a thread where the girls post their discords. If you want to talk to girls go add them. Since they were social enough to post their discord I think they will be the relatively nice kind of girl and thus wont get mad or anything

No.593365

love women glad they are here

No.593367

women will have been flopped by male men

No.593368

>>593325
Oh boy I can play an internet jester for some blown out slag while she waits on Chad to call just what I always wanted

No.593369

>>593368
maybe a women will think youre the chad for her.



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No. 593237 [Reply]

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No.593311

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No.593312

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No.593313

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No.593318

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No.593355

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Memento mori



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No. 560340 [Reply]

Why are foids like this
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No.560350

>>560343
trannies like to huff them

No.560351

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I binged until I spewed water diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and once I cleaned it up I went back to eating

No.560363

>>560343
We’re all fart commanders.

No.560365

henri loved to sniff farts

No.593263

I am an incomparable homoOOOO



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No. 593225 [Reply]

Fuck ota.


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