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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 22:34:33 No. 581424 [Reply]

>Yaaaawn. Good morning, dear. Can you run to McDonald's and get me three McGriddles, two hashbrowns, a big breakfast with pancakes, a large caramel frappe, and a large chocolate milkshake?

How do you respond?

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 23:27:31 No.581434

>what do?
Options:
A) Ignore
B) Tell the poster to go back to DeviantArt
C) Ask the poster who they are quoting

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 23:41:36 No.581435

>>581434
need more options

Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 01:06:30 No.581447

I'd say “First, it's my breakfast time” then eat her sweaty pussy

Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 15:06:12 No.581494

wish I had a chunker

Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 15:30:08 No.581496

Miss when I was younger and braver and hornier and would jokingly poke girls bellies

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Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 15:28:00 No. 581495 [Reply]

You heard her.

NOW stop it!

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 12:46:37 No. 581391 [Reply]

post

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Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 00:23:12 No.581441

>>581393
Languages evolve, deal w/ it

Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 00:25:52 No.581442

sagey ragey out of his cagey

Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 00:43:52 No.581443

hate that teen

Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 01:48:17 No.581454

>>581393
no im just retarded sorry

Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 14:17:44 No.581488

where is the ota melty scene

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 21:02:09 No. 581416 [Reply]

Day 18 of manifesting nothing.

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Anonymous 01/01/23 (Sun) 00:00:02 No. 581196 [Reply]

happy new year ota

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:47:17 No.581357

should do laundry

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 01:08:18 No.581358

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>>581343

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 06:58:05 No.581386

>>581339
Actually, buddies have the most estrogen. They are the foids of race, just like foids are the buddies of gender.

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 09:47:09 No.581389

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>>581386

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 18:46:15 No.581408

>>581389
That’s a friend.

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 15:33:14 No. 581401 [Reply]

And I will strike down upon thee norms with grrreat vengeance and fuuuurious anger…

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 16:22:44 No. 580976 [Reply]

I know it's unhealthy, but I want a friend who is just as much of a sperg as me. Someone who can actually empathize with me when I say nothing for extended periods of time or be awkward in conversations or avoid being too social in general.

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 21:41:09 No.581029

I had a friend like that it was pretty great but then we started playing different games and I moved away and now it's been a decade since we spoke and he has changed his internet names so I can't stalk him to see what he's up to even his mom stopped posting the occasional picture of him on normbook probably out of shame

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 21:42:34 No.581030

that was me

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 21:49:02 No.581032

The cute pussy of a girl who plays mmos solo and has a pussy and her pussy is cute and having sex with that pussy.

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 02:40:54 No.581082

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 15:02:54 No.581399

even your closest “friends” will betray you given enough time

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 11:28:24 No. 581390 [Reply]

wwOd?

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 14:28:57 No.581396

pussy hole!!

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Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 18:39:30 No. 555221 [Reply]

you need some christmas cheer

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Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 04:51:05 No.581376

>>581373
antidownvote

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 05:13:07 No.581377

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just threw together a couple gourmet 'zas from scratch
fresh herbs and red wine reduction in the sauce
60% hydrated dough, spun that shit round on my finger
classic toppings

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 05:16:29 No.581378

thats amazing

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 05:50:11 No.581380

My instincts are telling me to mate a female

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 06:32:13 No.581385

tell them to flip off

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 08:38:46 No. 537280 [Reply]

anyone here used to play soggy biscuit with your mates in highschool?

you would stand in a circle and jack off onto a biscuit (cookie) and the guy who took the longest had to eat it

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 16:12:18 No.537292

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boids are so disgusting

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 17:01:05 No.537294

>>537280
Faggot

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 17:24:41 No.537295

>>537292
まじひくわ

Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 18:29:43 No.537298

Young boys shooting their sticky healthy loads

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 02:51:03 No.581360

loved playing soggy biscuit

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Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 02:25:59 No. 558087 [Reply]

i swear to fucking god zoomers are going to give birth to pathetic, useless subhuman jellyfish. the next gen after them will be called joomers [screencap this]

Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 02:41:13 No.558089

Yoooooo we got colonized and overtime they now pay us more than 1.90 US dollars per day

Everyone knows quality of life and poverty is relative to making 1.91 US dollars a day or more

Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 05:00:16 No.558102

>zoomers are going to give birth
not so sure about that one

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:36:22 No.581354

epic

simply epic

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:46:03 No.581356

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>>558089
I remember making this post.

I still feel it's a very accurate sentiment on these statistics, except for mistakenly saying US dollar instead of """international $""".

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Anonymous 12/03/22 (Sat) 02:25:12 No. 578449 [Reply]

Why do boys do this?

Anonymous 12/03/22 (Sat) 02:53:51 No.578454

because they're homos

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:31:37 No.581350

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Boys will be boys.

Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon) 00:34:15 No.581352

because they're fags

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