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Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 19:49:41 No. 571194 [Reply]

So today as I was walking to class I passed by this neckbeard on his laptop sitting in the hallway. Someone called me and my ringtone was a dBu song and when I finished with my phone call the neckbeard jumped up and asked if I knew what Touhou was. I was bored and didn't give a shit about power levels at that point so I just kept talking to him. He couldn't shut up about touhou doujins and VNs when suddenly his girlfriend shows up. It was this big, overweight yaoi loving Japanese girl. He introduces her as the gf and instead of calling him by his name, she calls him aniki. I was kinda looking at both of them when I realized that these are the average /jp/er (well…the girl is what I imagined IF a girl was on /jp/) so I made up an excuse and quickly retreated…Is this the fate of anyone who likes touhou and VNs? Ending up with a fat asian girlfriend who calls him aniki? If so, I am gonna drop this shit cold turkey…

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Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 02:36:20 No.571215

https://files.catbox.moe/50yxtr.html

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 08:38:27 No.571224

hope coby is doing alright after leaving the himafreaks to pursuit a healthy and successful life as an artist

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 14:02:30 No.571227

There isn't a foid fat or Asian enough to give the average jp user a chance

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 14:08:52 No.571228

>>571224
He got dumped by mom and no one cares about his art outside of his handful of twitter friends. It's over.

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 14:12:23 No.571229

>>571228
Link?

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Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 21:49:42 No. 569238 [Reply]

I need to start doing drugs.
What should i do? It cant be anything illegal or hard to get though

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Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 22:28:45 No.571085

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>>571083
Who the fuck are you talking about. Koko-min?

Does he really play league? Let's laugh at him.

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 22:30:31 No.571086

who

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 23:02:03 No.571088

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The best part of my day is the 2-3 hours after taking my morning adderall mindblowing how great things would be if humans evolved to feel that way all the time but the demiurge decided to go with the endless suffering option instead

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 23:21:03 No.571089

>>571088
simply take it every three hours what could go wrong

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 02:00:28 No.571213

miss my adderall neet days 8 jos a day

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Anonymous 01/27/22 (Thu) 11:58:29 No. 558756 [Reply]

Gay and retarded?

You'd better believe it….

Anonymous 01/27/22 (Thu) 14:52:24 No.558758

I wanted to bang Sable so bad when I was a kid. Well not bang since I didn’t know what sex was yet, but I intensely desired to be with her.

Anonymous 01/27/22 (Thu) 15:48:36 No.558761

wished they were all my friends

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 14:33:19 No.571157

Trevor..

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 01:32:40 No.571211

these dots will blow your mind‥‥‥‥‥‥

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Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 20:37:23 No. 571067 [Reply]

I think Kinacakes is ready to have her own thread

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Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 15:42:33 No.571166

>>571067
I think she's ready to have my foot kicked through her teeth.
Fuck women.

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 15:42:51 No.571167

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KINAKO IS NOT FAT STOP CALLING HER KINACAKE

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 15:46:27 No.571169

FAT HAIRY PUSSY

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 16:06:37 No.571172

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Kinacute gravure!

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 17:00:26 No.571177

>>571172
slam pig

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Anonymous 09/13/21 (Mon) 00:17:36 No. 549167 [Reply]

ratmen, we're ratmen
we're the ratmen

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Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 02:14:52 No.571128

ok just ask seki the guy whos completely checked out and caused this whole mess hes defiantly an objective third party and would NOT ever deceive his himaros

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 02:17:42 No.571129

crying for cameron all that he wanted was somewhere he could feel powerful and in control

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 02:22:19 No.571130

>>571127
bh

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 04:18:34 No.571132

NOT gonna lie former turt supporter here this is fucking hilarious watching turt crash and burn but in all seriousness we cant let this guy have jan powers

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 05:53:10 No.571134

current henri supporter just want him back

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Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 17:50:17 No. 571005 [Reply]

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Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 01:01:40 No.571109

do not youtube paypig

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 01:11:12 No.571114

i tubed it but accidentally left out the h in watch in the url

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 01:21:32 No.571118

>>571106
mentally ill henrifreak cuckhold

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 01:31:58 No.571122

There is nothing wrong with coming to terms with our place in the world we aren't permitted to breed so the next best thing is ensuring alpha men like henri has a constant selection of women to fuck

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 02:42:41 No.571131

>>571122
mental illness

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Anonymous 12/16/21 (Thu) 08:50:27 No. 555274 [Reply]

Maki!!!

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Anonymous 12/16/21 (Thu) 14:27:47 No.555276

Warm steamed Maki Pisss

Anonymous 12/16/21 (Thu) 14:31:59 No.555277

I never figured maki to be the "pulls the skirt down" kind of girl

Anonymous 12/16/21 (Thu) 16:12:27 No.555279

>>555277
shes a lady

Anonymous 12/16/21 (Thu) 20:02:02 No.555282

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 00:01:59 No.571099

>>555274
pissssing

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Anonymous 01/31/22 (Mon) 04:40:07 No. 558918 [Reply]

love being asked something and responding and they look at a person who is standing closer to me in the hopes that they heard me clearer and can relay the message on account of me being developmentally disabled

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Anonymous 01/31/22 (Mon) 22:52:51 No.558949

What the fuck is wrong with this thread? Fuck off you stupid morons you and your gay ass norm culture you keep dragging along from 4chunks.

Anonymous 02/01/22 (Tue) 00:55:12 No.558955

mom just wiped and powdered me

Anonymous 02/01/22 (Tue) 00:56:21 No.558956

shat me dipe

Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 21:58:33 No.571010

this thread

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 15:12:59 No.571050

missing henri again the pain is just getting worse

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Study reveals high levels of mother/son incest in Japanese society Anonymous 07/23/22 (Sat) 00:00:46 No. 570819 [Reply]

>According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first ejaculation in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training.

>Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers

>The most commonly reported incest occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead.

>The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated.

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Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 07:09:56 No.570977

>>570956
i commend you for being nice to a woman keep spreading the love its the only way to extinguish the flames of the cel

Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 22:11:52 No.571011

mom just milked my prostate

Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 22:18:32 No.571012

mom gives me paizuris every morning

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 00:32:31 No.571022

walked in on mom when she was changing and she yelled at me

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 02:44:19 No.571034

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POV: You're a 30 year old hima poster

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Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 00:36:29 No. 571023 [Reply]

stick it in me maybe koi no button

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 00:46:04 No.571025

my gif…

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Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 22:52:35 No. 529723 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

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Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed) 17:16:10 No.535688

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>>535685
Sorry I don't want to get banned.

Anonymous 05/13/21 (Thu) 02:49:24 No.535731

>>535688
Which avenger is this?

Anonymous 05/13/21 (Thu) 02:53:28 No.535732

>>535731
ratman

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 17:04:11 No.562233

ate greasy chips

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 00:17:46 No.571020

bump

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Anonymous 01/12/22 (Wed) 22:04:23 No. 557657 [Reply]

crying the ratmen invaded mindota last night im still shaken

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Anonymous 01/14/22 (Fri) 14:30:03 No.557773

すやすや〜

Anonymous 01/14/22 (Fri) 15:17:08 No.557774

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Suya~ suya~

Anonymous 01/14/22 (Fri) 16:32:59 No.557782

>>557774
the suya suya idol blanket

Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 17:13:02 No.571002

need henri to come back and take care of the ratman infestation

Anonymous 07/25/22 (Mon) 17:24:44 No.571003

Otamin….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0czLM_J-7w

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