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No. 581424 [Reply]

>Yaaaawn. Good morning, dear. Can you run to McDonald's and get me three McGriddles, two hashbrowns, a big breakfast with pancakes, a large caramel frappe, and a large chocolate milkshake?

How do you respond?
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No.581434

>what do?
Options:
A) Ignore
B) Tell the poster to go back to DeviantArt
C) Ask the poster who they are quoting

No.581435

>>581434
need more options

No.581447

I'd say “First, it's my breakfast time” then eat her sweaty pussy

No.581494

wish I had a chunker

No.581496

Miss when I was younger and braver and hornier and would jokingly poke girls bellies



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No. 581495 [Reply]

You heard her.

NOW stop it!


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No. 581391 [Reply]

post
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No.581441

>>581393
Languages evolve, deal w/ it

No.581442

sagey ragey out of his cagey

No.581443

hate that teen

No.581454

>>581393
no im just retarded sorry

No.581488

where is the ota melty scene



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No. 581416 [Reply]

Day 18 of manifesting nothing.


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No. 581196 [Reply]

happy new year ota
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No.581357

should do laundry

No.581358

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No.581386

>>581339
Actually, buddies have the most estrogen. They are the foids of race, just like foids are the buddies of gender.

No.581389

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No.581408

>>581389
That’s a friend.



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No. 581401 [Reply]

And I will strike down upon thee norms with grrreat vengeance and fuuuurious anger…


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No. 580976 [Reply]

I know it's unhealthy, but I want a friend who is just as much of a sperg as me. Someone who can actually empathize with me when I say nothing for extended periods of time or be awkward in conversations or avoid being too social in general.
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No.581029

I had a friend like that it was pretty great but then we started playing different games and I moved away and now it's been a decade since we spoke and he has changed his internet names so I can't stalk him to see what he's up to even his mom stopped posting the occasional picture of him on normbook probably out of shame

No.581030

that was me

No.581032

The cute pussy of a girl who plays mmos solo and has a pussy and her pussy is cute and having sex with that pussy.

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No.581399

even your closest “friends” will betray you given enough time



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No. 581390 [Reply]

wwOd?

No.581396

pussy hole!!



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No. 555221 [Reply]

you need some christmas cheer
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No.581376

>>581373
antidownvote

No.581377

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just threw together a couple gourmet 'zas from scratch
fresh herbs and red wine reduction in the sauce
60% hydrated dough, spun that shit round on my finger
classic toppings

No.581378

thats amazing

No.581380

My instincts are telling me to mate a female

No.581385

tell them to flip off



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No. 537280 [Reply]

anyone here used to play soggy biscuit with your mates in highschool?

you would stand in a circle and jack off onto a biscuit (cookie) and the guy who took the longest had to eat it
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No.537292

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boids are so disgusting

No.537294

>>537280
Faggot

No.537295

>>537292
まじひくわ

No.537298

Young boys shooting their sticky healthy loads

No.581360

loved playing soggy biscuit



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No. 558087 [Reply]

i swear to fucking god zoomers are going to give birth to pathetic, useless subhuman jellyfish. the next gen after them will be called joomers [screencap this]

No.558089

Yoooooo we got colonized and overtime they now pay us more than 1.90 US dollars per day

Everyone knows quality of life and poverty is relative to making 1.91 US dollars a day or more

No.558102

>zoomers are going to give birth
not so sure about that one

No.581354

epic

simply epic

No.581356

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>>558089
I remember making this post.

I still feel it's a very accurate sentiment on these statistics, except for mistakenly saying US dollar instead of """international $""".



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No. 578449 [Reply]

Why do boys do this?

No.578454

because they're homos

No.581350

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Boys will be boys.

No.581352

because they're fags



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