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No. 560094 [Reply]

i'm seething, how do i cope? dilating doesn't help

No.560095

Beat your wife until you feel better.

No.560096

>>560095
those pillows are made for hugging not punching, use your punching pillow for that

No.560097

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Would 100% have roped years and years ago were it not for the seethe



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No. 560052 [Reply]

Oh no….

No.560092

UH-OH



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No. 559723 [Reply]

my mom is my valentine and she gave me a box of chocos
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No.559978

>>559976
I look like this cat.

No.559980

>>559978
Are you saying you're a janitor? Or that you just got a nintendo switch?

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No.559988

>>559976
I am literally this cat right now.

No.560074

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Weather got warm now mom chocolates are all soft and squishy…



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No. 559998 [Reply]

hello ladies my mom will be here to pick me up in a minute would you like to see my computer and my containers of urine
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No.560066

>>560039
you're cringe

No.560069

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wonder how the norms do norm things all the time without messing them up blows my mind thinking about it

No.560070

It's like walking or breathing to them. They don't even think about it and it comes naturally.

No.560072

love chatting with my female coworkers racing at the track lifting at the gym chilling with my friends and most of all telling my friends all about how im a cel and NOT a norm at himasugi dot blog and ota dash ch dot com

No.560073

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>>560072
If you're going to call me a norm you could at least give me a gf so I can actually enjoy the norm perks instead of only the bad parts



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No. 559915 [Reply]

What happened to ZUN!bar?
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No.559984

>>559982
Well excuse me didn't know I was dealing with a persona otaku.
I like how he kept us updated on his virg status since 2011 though

No.559985

teen thread

No.559986

>>559984
Since 2009 actually.

No.559987

>>559982
sigh 11 years since posting with my friends really dont like the archives for making me remember

No.560036

wonder what zunby would have thought of mindjp



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No. 559964 [Reply]

Fuck ota.

No.559965

pasted steelseries shirt

No.559970

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Saw this for sale on amiami and it reminded me of henri

No.559971

TEEN! TEEN!

No.559972

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>>559970
crying

No.559996

happy happy fre



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No. 559785 [Reply]

tackle tackle football
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No.559886

raid

No.559887

>>559884
Thanks for bypassing the filter… I'm new here (got linked from /v/… you guys seem pretty alright) and I'm still not up to date with all the word replacements. (BTW I noticed j3w is filtered to… is the admin an sjw or something??)

No.559888

>>559887
dont post

No.559890

>>559888
checked :^)

No.559979

>>559887 The trick is to lurk a while and learn



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No. 559949 [Reply]

why is the nsfw board so slow on this site?
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No.559957

>>559955
That can't be right. Someone make a roll call thread.

No.559958

if you think that's slow, check out >>>/nip/

No.559959

>>559958
I'm glad gooey is dead

No.559960

>>559959
1gooey? don't really remember anything about him except the name

No.559961

>>559960
Yeah that was his old Silvia I feel like I remember that thread the Otamin must have moved it there all this time



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No. 559907 [Reply]

Oink! Oink! GRunT! SQUEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLL
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No.559919

>>559917
But what ends when symbols shatter?

https://youtu.be/vvFD7urcHZE

No.559923

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No.559930

>>559923
Our lives are like rain

https://youtu.be/9WHx8dNGAmc

No.559937

>>559930
Have you ever dreamed of
Killing all the stupid people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z50p2v5Of0

No.559940

>>559937
You're not a dollar bill to be liked by everyone

https://youtu.be/Oho_5Sf-edE



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No. 559258 [Reply]

In humans, the urethra is the name of the tube that caries urine from the bladder to where it exits the body, which in males is at the distal end (the tip) of the penis. After leaving the bladder and passing through an internal sphincter, the urethra goes down through the center of the donut-shaped prostate gland, then through a second, external sphincter. The urethral home-run then involves a potential side-track into the urethral bulb, a wider section of the urethra underneath the perineum where its course changes from vertical to horizontal. The perineum, by the way, is the area between the anus and testicles. After traveling horizontally, the urethra then drops vertically down the (flaccid) penis to finally reach daylight.
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No.559339

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>>559338
happy squishy eels

No.559340

>>559338
Please don't.

No.559918

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No.559920

>>559918
Elira my wife.

No.559921

>>559918
crying love livers are really connected by the threads of fate



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No. 559841 [Reply]

Lie quiet Divus. I mean, that is Andreas Divus,
In officina Wecheli, 1538, out of Homer.

— Otamin
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No.559897

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No.559901

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No.559902

stop bullying otamin, you know he doesn't like it when you get 1st place

No.559903

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Magical Knight Rayearth for the Sega Saturn!



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No. 559873 [Reply]

ate some yummy dried apricots now my belly's full of healthy probiotics
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No.559892

yuck the boyfriend haver and the boring radfem

No.559894

>>559876
we are bacteria living in someone elses belly

No.559898

>>559876
i think about the inside of my stomach a lot its makes me not want to eat certain fofods like if i think about eating peanut buter my mind starts to think about what it loks like on the inside of my stomach sticking to my stomach like a peanut butter sandwich and all the worms are sad because their home is covered in peanut butter and thats why i dont eat peanut butter anymore

No.559899

>>559898
my tummy bacteria like peanut butters and spaghettis

No.559900

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>>559898
You are a good landlord



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