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Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:36:16 No. 632907 [Reply]

sitting on the toilet and contemplating existence

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:51:23 No.632909

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getting that blumpkin philosophizing to is or not to is that what we be asking

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 08:12:13 No.634522

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do something that will raise your spirits!

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 09:51:47 No.634523

inb4fag

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Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:04:50 No. 634519 [Reply]

I can't stop eating things and then literally shitting it out of my ass.

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 07:50:58 No.634521

them*

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Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 00:00:31 No. 634395 [Reply]

A girl knocked on my door today and begged me to pay her bfs rent and watch her child while she was at work. I straight up laughed in her fucking face and slammed the door. Fucking foid

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Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:21:37 No.634489

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>>634487
Working on it. Think I found a winner. She's not even fat or ugly.

Now I just have to make the indog think that I'm cheating on her with this fucking loser nerd and I should be set.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:46:17 No.634491

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Why are they seething so hard?

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:50:29 No.634492

>>634491
He said he would pay for the Happy Meals. That's a campaign finance violation; but I guess you're cool with that?

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 23:47:07 No.634500

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>ota

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 23:58:34 No.634502

>>634500
Honestly I would shoot them too calling those fries cold is almost a compliment, they look frozen. Pretty sure uncooked potato is poisonous. But this is McShithole we're talking about so maybe they're fries aren't even made of potatoes….

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Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 21:54:26 No. 634322 [Reply]

たぁ「いや～ちょっとすごかったなこの大会は･･･バランスがすごかったよ･･･（ドン引き）。りっきーごめんって感じだったわ。他のメンバーの組み合わせを知らなくて公開する当日に知った。びっくりした。運営に辞退したいですって言ったもん。ヤバすぎて。３番手が他の３番手と違うから。当初聞いてたチームの組み合わせでもなかったし。別の子にしてあげた方がいいですって言って。ちょっと自分じゃ力不足ですって言ったんだけど、変えられないですって言われて終わった。それぐらいヤバかった。りっきーにほんとにごめんね。他のチームの３番手と全然違くてごめんねって言った。ありさんと今日話した時もめっちゃしなしなだった。３番手がプレデターもいたからな。現プロ元プロプレデターとか現プロ元プロマスターのチームが多い中ちょっと違ったからね。これからは周りのチームを聞いてから参加しようかなって思ってる。てか最初聞いてたチームと違うチームだったからドンマイだったな。だから申し訳ないんだよな。自分がいてごめんなさいっていう気持ちになる毎回。味方に気を使うんだよな。めっちゃ頑張ってくれてるのに自分のオーダーが下手だったんでって言われるとごめんそんなことないんだよ～ってなっちゃう。賞金もかかってるのがまた重い。めっちゃ申し訳なかった」

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Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 12:31:54 No.634409

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>>634335
why cant you just walk to the fucking panel that houses the router/switch and turn it on?
>>634378
buy a gun
https://files.catbox.moe/akxxib.mp4

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 12:55:07 No.634410

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>>634409
are you that lithuanian feet girl who's jealous of him getting an indog wife

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 03:12:34 No.634443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEl1X-VwcWc
important whore news

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:02:05 No.634488

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Wow this book looks really interesting.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:28:40 No.634490

whats hololive is that some sort of lovelive spinoff

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Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 04:22:26 No. 634149 [Reply]

If I had a daughter I would dress her up like this and I'd send her out to get fucked around town every morning and at the end of the day she'd come back happily and I would welcome her back home with a cute and happy smile on her perfect face just like this aaaaaaaaaaaaa it would be so fucking erotic and cute, totally completely erocute, absolutely fucking erokawaiiiiiiiii I can't take it, it's too much, I can't take it, I can't handle this ota

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Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 20:46:44 No.634174

wouldn't mind having your daughter as a neighbor

Anonymous 10/17/24 (Thu) 22:24:31 No.634257

you people are sick

Anonymous 10/17/24 (Thu) 22:29:01 No.634260

society is sick for not letting me me have this

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 00:41:03 No.634439

sexy little one

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 19:25:39 No.634485

society owes me a daughter

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Anonymous 10/21/20 (Wed) 18:23:12 No. 512847 [Reply]

Happy Birthday, Erichika!

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Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 15:13:41 No.634462

why is she crying she should be happy i know i would

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 15:35:05 No.634463

phew wish i was her

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 16:57:05 No.634471

>>634463
fag

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 17:01:24 No.634473

nothing gay about wanting to get my pussy fucked

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 17:23:03 No.634475

shut up homo

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Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 15:38:30 No. 634465 [Reply]

The admin of the site has officially gone too far.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 15:48:17 No.634466

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I really don't understand why they don't just try to look as feminine as possible but still "identify" as a male.

No one would have any problem with them.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 16:14:11 No.634467

spam

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 16:28:00 No.634468

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>>634466
gay

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Anonymous 09/21/21 (Tue) 17:42:58 No. 549818 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!!

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Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 18:22:45 No.614234

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>>614221
I have a ton of videos now deleted from Youtube

If I find a video I like I save it.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 18:28:15 No.614236

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>>614221
>>614227
Oh hey, I actually remember that video. Because I was the one who posted it. It was a video of a well endowed Japanese girl taking of her bra while wearing a shirt (think it was some meme challenge) just like in that image and it was really hot.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 18:31:02 No.614237

>>614227
probably some stupid coomer adjacent shit based on the fact pussy retard replied "wow!!"

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 18:36:02 No.614238

sorry about elaina i was testing my ip range

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 13:47:19 No.634458

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