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No. 589669 [Reply]

did meromin's bf dump him? why is he so lonely and desperate for attention
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No.589735

>>589697
Languages change, idiot.

No.589741

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>>589697 Whoever wrote this is a complete moron! It must be a joke? Using poor grammar and bad spelling to criticise anyone else's use of language, on the subject of “irony”, surely this must be a joke… if not he's a total idiot!
- Incorrect use of semicolons
- the typos “unironcally” and “demostrate”
- MAGA is not an example of the irony definition given
- It's not “usually a synonym for literally” at all, this guy has completely missed the point. It's used in regards to things one might assume to be done ironically, but is actually sincere e.g. a metalhead who sincerely enjoys Britney Spears music, or a cinephile who likes Marvel movies. An English hipster edgelord could wear a MAGA cap ironically, but an American who truly supports Trump could wear the hat unironically. I am on an anonymous imageboard unironically criticising all the mistakes in an image, even though I have a feeling it's deliberately stupid!
- Something COULD be an “un-incongruous coincidence”, it's just called a coincidence! E.g. a normal car striking a normal pedestrian which are no way related.
- “unyellow” could be a perfectly cromulent word depending on the context. The white plastic fittings in the wet room at the factory turn yellow after a while, so every few months someone has to unyellow them. It's “not a word” but one could understand the meaning from the context.
- There is no central authority for the English language, and words change meaning based on how they're used. Not just over time, but even between different contemporary social groups.
- “Internet-educated” should be hyphenated

So yeah >>589697 or whoever made that jpg is an idiot

No.589742

the internet is no joke this is serious

No.589743

>>589741
Okay, this is epic.

No.589745

>>589741
unironicallybros we unironically won



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No. 589560 [Reply]

SMT art
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No.589692

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Lilith

No.589693

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Yukijorou

No.589694

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Yoshitsune

No.589696

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Leanan Sidhe

Fin - last post

No.589704

bye bye



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No. 589672 [Reply]

>open ota
>get face full of cp
im outta here fuck this place

No.589676

File: 1681153529166.jpg (949.38 KB, 1918x1080, We Without Wings .jpg)




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No. 560862 [Reply]

Love eating cheese
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No.560880

Boondocks episode about white ppl loving cheese

No.589643

not easy being cheesy

No.589648

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No.589652

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No.589670

otamin deleted the porn but wont delete danis frogs



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No. 589653 [Reply]

the catalog is still playing happy new year music
or is that a recent thing related to the certificate expiring?
or is oatmin just trolling?

No.589654

It's Chinese new year

No.589655

mom gave me a pez dispenser and $9.25 for easter

No.589662

its been like that for a while
https://ota-ch.com/jp/res/581196.html



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No. 552674 [Reply]

I had a dream a dream the Chinese Communist Party took over and some agents came into my house.

They didn't ask me to unlock my computer's lock screen (slock), he just shut it down and booted a USB flashdrive and reflashed the BIOS so now my PC was basically a Street Fighter II arcade machine, you couldn't get into the BIOS to boot anything else.

I backed up some stuff on a flash drive beforehand and hid it but it wasn't much.

Later in the dream I found out how to get into the Chinese Ubuntu that I guess was really on it anyway but my dm-crypt/LUKS drives weren't even recognized.

Fuck China I don't know if I will simp for them again for a while.
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No.552784

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>>552772
I didn't say everyone was Han?

That statement is still true even when you include the 3 white guys in China and the wiggers too.

No.553697

I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world country like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslins and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

No.586669

Degenerate Chinaman

No.586676

>>552783
its symbiotic

No.589660

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My future is in China.



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No. 584659 [Reply]

【Sad News】Trevor is getting kicked out of his cuckshed because his brother is getting a divorce
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No.588722

File: 1679335282671.jpg (330.2 KB, 1500x1984, AAnimatorYellow-1083881264….jpg)

What problem? Why do you change the subject?

No.589412

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The poignant reminder.

No.589492

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bussin lol

No.589625

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Tataru

No.589631

File: 1681050780002.png (1.03 MB, 1229x1080, c4ca4238a0b9238.png)

Tataru?



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No. 589334 [Reply]

yおしっこ

No.589620

yohane

No.589621

Only love live girl to get an anime of her very own.

I think that makes her the best by objective measures.



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No. 589598 [Reply]

pussies that are wet because they made themselves wet
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No.589613

>>589612
If you married a 17 year old she would be a teen for three years max

No.589614

>>589613
dont think thats true considering ive managed to stay a teen for the past 20 years

No.589615

I'm getting mad just thinking of high functioning autistic princesses getting railed by Chad because he finds their weirdness cute and easy to take advantage of like that fat girl Jesse traded meth to

No.589616

the 33 year old minor

No.589618

>>589598
見えるよ。



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No. 548309 [Reply]

pick one
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No.557422

File: 1641692833519.jpg (399.11 KB, 1041x625, nise06.jpg)

This seems familiar.

No.589528

most girls have pissed themselves

No.589529

Raping an idol and then make her keep wearing the same underwear and she's cute and has been raped.

No.589584

>>589529
you're horrible

No.589594

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No. 589473 [Reply]

Fuck boids

No.589477

With pleasure.

No.589479

cant wait for my yuri princess wife

No.589485

If I had a yuri gf to fuck I could be sure she would never cuck me

No.589593

yuri princesses



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No. 573146 [Reply]

そこの男だ!

No.589525

got more satay mi goreng annoying it only comes in a 5 pack but i use two at a time i could buy two 5 packs but that seems like too many noodles to buy even though i would eventually eat them

No.589526

which one do i rape first

No.589527

a mother and her u149 daughter



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