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No. 658810 [Reply]

so happy that ota is back because this is my home im so happy its back because my friends are here so happy that my otachis are here and here to say so happy that oatman forgot to redeem the certs again so happy that

No.658813

first the certs then what digital id? biometric scan of your foreskin? reject modernity

No.658817

otanet esta requirements

a. Telephone numbers used in the last five years;
b. Email addresses used in the last ten years;
c. IP addresses and metadata from electronically submitted photos;
d. Family member names (parents, spouse, siblings, children);
e. Family number telephone numbers used in the last five years;
f. Family member dates of birth;
g. Family member places of birth;
h. Family member residencies;
i. Biometrics – face, fingerprint, DNA, and iris;
j. Business telephone numbers used in the last five years;
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No. 658763 [Reply]

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No.658767

yeah 10 minute soyrambles are the perfect use of whatgpt thanks

No.658768

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Honestly he seemed more mad about scammers and people trying to make money off the internet in general.
Idk, maybe having anonymous fun on the internet is just foreign to him, but when he first started working online, you could only really be so anonymous and usually had your college employee/research id linked to something.

Idk, I probably would be upset too if I were an old man seeing my old friends go senile and lose hundreds of thousands to 3rd world scammers and every business turning into "I hope this person forgets to turn off automatic credit card payments"

No.658773

>Leonard Kleinrock claims to have committed the first illegal act on the Internet, having sent a request for return of his electric razor after a meeting in England in 1973. At the time, use of the ARPANET for personal reasons was unlawful.
wtf he started it all

No.658775

Guys like that love having their names attached to things most of academia is posturing for popularity

No.658805

Ota will be at the forefront of the NWO resistance.



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No. 658586 [Reply]

how do I stop playing splatoon I play it too much now

how did this game I all but ignored the first two years I owned it manage to become the first daily habit I formed since i discovered imageboards
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No.658718

zoomy zoomer

No.658719

woomy woomer

No.658771

all kids out of the pool

No.658772

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nothing wrong with a nice kid

No.658774

>>658772
PUSSY!!!



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No. 658720 [Reply]

When did you realize that ota didn't actually care about you?
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No.658728

when i made a thread and it didn't get replied to

No.658729

why even make threads you have 439 pages of quality content to pick from subjects ranging from anime to such obscure topics like sex and pussy

No.658731

>>658728
threads everywhere but not a single henri thread in site…

No.658733

I'm glad

No.658770

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at least tenga will always care about me



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No. 632734 [Reply]

It's time for Ota to admit what they did.
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No.632852

>>632839
open up that pussy baby

No.658761

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>>632839
you know being called an idiot irl can really hurt sometimes

No.658762

you know responding to every photo of a girl talking about their pussy can really hurt their feelings too and besides this is ota not irl

No.658764

if i was a girl i would be very proud of my pussy because it can make men feel really good and pop out babies and stuff

No.658769

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you'd still be cel and your pussy would just be used for smut featuring children's anime boy characters buttflipping each other, just you'd call it spicy instead of porn



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No. 658738 [Reply]

wwtd?
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No.658755

>>658740
uhh is that semen?

No.658756

i think it is just adhesive for fabric trim

No.658758

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keep teen spirit

No.658759

>>658756
are you a cossexpert

No.658760

he could be a textile expert



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No. 657892 [Reply]

Where is my gen pop queen GFE
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No.658749

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No.658751

>>658749
What happens if I remove her bluetooth speaker buns?

No.658752

What happens if you just leave her the fuck alone?
Creep.

No.658754

I could leave her alone. But where is the fun in that?

No.658757

>>658749
What happens if I shove my cock in her mouth?



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No. 627344 [Reply]

ota meetup
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No.658458

the ota kiggers

No.658462

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the kigurumi skin suit, it's almost like i really have skin

No.658563

open that pussy baby

No.658644

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No.658726

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O. T. Amin & Partners



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No. 553439 [Reply]

Feeling lonely…
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No.553466

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No.553467

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>>553465
Oh sure, just get a pet only for it to die within months from malnourishment because I can't even take care of myself….

No.553469

my friends are here

No.658724

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Have you ever had an alien girlfriend?

No.658725

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No. 658547 [Reply]

i want alcohol
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No.658584

I've gotten fatter for the winter already I can feel my belly bounce a little when I sit too quickly

No.658664

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lost some more weight

No.658665

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No.658706

whoever says it gets easier with time should be mauled irreproachably

No.658714

what gets easier ?



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No. 658680 [Reply]

This King's Field IV game is really good
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No.658693

sorry to call you a retard that was uncalled for but yeah this is a cat cafe thread now sorry your thread has been hijacked just like spammin likes to do to others threads i have done to yours nothing personnel

No.658694

listening to spangle call lilli line thinking of henri

No.658695

just cannot fathom that we're getting another madoka movie im so glad i didnt kill myself

also thinking of henri and eating fancy bebe-chan parmigiano reggiano i got at the deli

No.658710

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No.658711

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No. 658699 [Reply]

I came across another possible misattribution and I want to check if he really said this or not
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No.658703

server fees are billed on a yearly basis in august currently there are pizza posts that date back to october

No.658704

Yet I still don't have a gf

No.658705

the oat man is real i saw him kill my friend with my own two eyes

No.658708

I'm glad he killed your friend as you watched with your own eyes

No.658709

that's what happens when you put all of your jp cred into a trip



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