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So what, I should become an enemy of the state just so this foid can get fucked by the particular Chad she wants instead of old billionaire Chad?
Get out of my house
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Had a woman in a cute dress approach me at a gas station in the middle of nowhere and tell me she was being targeted for assassination and that she needed a "hard man" to help her. I asked a couple polite but pointed questions, and she started rambling about her faith and how much she loves Jesus or whatever. Seemed pretty obvious she was a prostitute or PREDICTABLE or some combination. I offered to call the cops for her and she flaked.